Hideous Sneaker Made of Holes Latest Travesty from Crocs

These new running shoes from Crosskix are made with a foam composite material called ethylene vinyl acetate (EVA) — also known as what makes a Croc a Croc. They're neon yellow, look like a useless Transformer, and appear to be so fucking flimsy, they might as well be made of banana fruit roll-ups. (At least then,… » 4/22/13 11:30pm 4/22/13 11:30pm

5 Hideous Things Urban Outfitters Wants You To Wear This Summer

Here in the Northern Hemisphere, the weather is warming up and the new Urban Outfitters catalog has arrived, chock-full of gruesome garments for the self-loathing hipster in you. » 6/01/09 4:00pm 6/01/09 4:00pm

At Free People, Spring Has Sprung, And It's Hideous

It's 31° in NYC, but it's a beachy, balmy 80-something on the pages of February's Free People catalog. Almost like a mini-vacation! One where the clothes are so foul, you'll have intestinal issues. » 2/20/09 4:00pm 2/20/09 4:00pm

5 Hideous Things Urban Outfitters Wants You To Wear This Summer

The Urban Outfitters Summer catalog has hit mailboxes and there's a world of ugly inside. Oh, not everything is hideous, but there are a few things — sure to be seen on your local hipster — that just seem cringe-inducing. High-waisted shorts, lacy underwear as outerwear, Soviet-era shoes? The offenders, after the jump. » 5/15/08 3:00pm 5/15/08 3:00pm

Searching For The Worst Outfit In 'International Male'

Question: Who shops from the 'International Male' catalog? Surely not international males. For a while there, it seemed to be targeted at Teh Gayz. But the stuff being shilled now? Neither homosexual nor straight men would touch it with a ten foot pole. Satin shirts with matching ties? Gauze overalls? Pirate blouses?… » 4/15/08 2:00pm 4/15/08 2:00pm