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Le Kangourou de Kataroo
02/09/09

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I went and saw it and didn't totally hate it, but I did want to slap around some writers who turned the women into needy, hopeless fools. Even Kevin Connelly's character wasn't half as bad as any of the women - he was more hopeless romantic than anything.
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ImproperDancing
02/06/09

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I was at a sorority dinner thing tonight and all of the girls were talking about this movie...

One of them was like "OMG IT WAS SOOOOO GOOD!"

I had the urge to run...but the Thai food kept me there.
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penny_lane
02/07/09

@improperdancing: astro zombie: oh that reminds me of soooo many times i was in a similar situation... except instead of talking about some idiotic movie, it was about some mixer with a frat. i eventually learned to give up the thai food for the freedom of not being around so many seething idiots. but i did miss the good girls :) i hope your sorority experience is better than mine!
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ImproperDancing
02/07/09

@penny_lane loves penny_cruz (for the oscar!!!): It was actually a thing with girls from other sororities too. I'm in a Jewish sorority so we're not necessarily the "typical" sorority girls...and we take pride in that.
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beatrice2000
02/06/09

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Thank you Dodai. I was tempted to see this tonight but it was sold out, and just felt like I couldn't take it. Thanks for taking one for the team.

I'm in right now watching Akeelah and the Bee.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
02/06/09

@beatrice2000: AKEELAHROCKSSOHARDOMG.

Usually I am more a-r-t-i-c-u-l-a-t-e than that, but she just wins. so. hard.

Perspicacious!
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bluebears
02/06/09

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Dodai, please don't take this the wrong way because this is not your fault and you are awesome but that was boring even to READ. jeeeezus. why do people pay money for this shit?
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La Chica Lucy
02/06/09

@bluebears: Seriously. It just sounds so effing stupid.
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La Chica Lucy
02/06/09

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Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with great pride that I present this Jezebel Medal of Honor to Senior Editor Dodai Stewart for her dedicated service and her selfless valor in the face of utter inanity, sexist and racist stereotypes, head/desk dialogue and the pure craptitude of this "film."

I am equally proud to present Managing Editor Anna Holmes with the Best Supporting Typist Award (I LOL'ed at Can this movie end already? I'm sick of typing.)

We shall never forget your intrepid bravery. Thank you.
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RoseColette (fewer thorns; more coffee)
02/06/09

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Thank you, Dodai, for losing those hours you'll never get back so the rest of us don't have to.
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Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
02/06/09

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Hmm, "Ricky" from MSCL on the big screen? Upgrade. The hot asian guy from (I think?) "Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2"* playing gay? Downgrade. Just because I liked him so much in the previous role. Didn't say it was a justifable downgrade.

*Don't judge me, those movies seem better than this one.
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La Chica Lucy
02/06/09

@Yes.We.Did.Dagnabbit.: Dude, I just friended you because your avatar is the freakin' BOMB! Did you create it yourself? If so, I find you even more awesome!

And no judging on your viewing habits from this corner; we've all willing submitted ourselves to crap movies, including this one.
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katie.scarlett.o'hara
02/06/09

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Ha. My parents got married on a sailboat. I can tell from experience: marriages that begin on sailboats do not work out.
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RedVelvetCake
02/06/09

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That was 99.9% dreck. Having said that, though, I have to admit I liked that line about the laminate flooring.
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La Chica Lucy
02/06/09

@RedVelvetCake: Agreed.
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Jessi Ramsey
02/06/09

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Bless you, Dodai and Anna.

Good lord this movie crap on soggy toast.
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taranwanderer
02/07/09

@Jessi Ramsey: Yes. Thank you! This sounds worse than I expected, but the editorial notes made for a hilarious read. :)

I am spending my money on Coraline tomorrow night. I loves me some Neil Gaiman.
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Cafezinha
02/06/09

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ATTENTION, JEZEBELS:

EVERYONE PLEASE GIVE DODAI AND ANNA A RESOUNDING STANDING OVATION AND LOTS OF SWEETY-PIE PROFILE COMMENTS FOR PUTTING UP WITH THIS SHIT FOR OUR SAKES. THEY ARE TRULY GODDESSES AMONG WOMEN.

/end ofc
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Crabby Cakes
02/06/09

@Cafezinha: I AM TRYING TO MUSTER AN OFC... but this movie has taken away my will to live, Zin.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
02/06/09

@Cafezinha: YES, I APPLAUD AS MUCH AS I AM ABLE, WITH ONE HAND CONSTANTLY SLAPPING MY FOREHEAD.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
02/06/09

@Cafezinha: Nothing like having your avoidance validated. *salutes Jezebel editors*
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La Chica Lucy
02/06/09

@Cafezinha: I just gave them both awards! Virtual awards, but awards nonetheless!
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HuckleberryFriend
02/06/09

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I now feel completely justified in making fun of this movie. Jezebel saved me $12!
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Diziet_Sma
02/06/09

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Well, that sounds exactly like the kind of insipid crap I thought it was going to be.

Please, everyone: DO NOT GO TO THIS MOVIE. Rent it on DVD if you must. If you pay to see this drek at the theater, you are part of the problem. Seriously.
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1.1.1.
02/06/09

@Diziet_Sma:

Where do I send the $12.50 I just saved not seeing this steaming sexist pile of horse manure? Does Dodai have Paypal set up?
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
02/06/09

@Diziet_Sma: Seconded. Enthusiastically. Possibly undignifiedly.
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La Chica Lucy
02/06/09

@1.1.1.: I didn't save any money because I had no plans on seeing it as my husband and I NEVER go to the cinema (we prefer to drink wine, smoke, pause to pee and not have to deal with humanity whilst watching movies). However, I do feel I should send Dodai my wages for the 90+ minutes of work time that I spent reading this. And for her sacrifice of actually having to sit through it.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
02/06/09

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I feel so stabby right now.
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Uncommon Whore
02/06/09

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I love Busy Phillips! She was so great as Kim in Freaks and Geeks.

That is the only reason I can imagine for seeing this movie.
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