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Shamrockette
12/08/08

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I just got the herpes microbe for my birthday. It's AMAZING!

Then I proceeded to go around to random people, touch them with my herpes microbe and say to them, "you just got herpes!"

It was crazy fun.
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LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
12/01/08

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Hey did you hear about poor Tweety Bird?

He's got Chirpes.

It's a canarial disease...and it's untweetable.

I'm sorry...the devil made me do it?
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thesciencegirl
12/01/08

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I have a vast collection of Giant microbes. They are currently decorating my Christmas tree. :-D
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Cerridwen
12/01/08

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A friend and I like to give each other random and weird gifts for our birthdays and last year I gave her ebola virus.
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Vzbrst
12/01/08

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Am I the only person here who thinks this is actually not funny and disgusting and could seem offensive or awkward in some situations? Maybe I've just been brainwashed with the idea that "words/thoughts materialize", but I wouldn't want to get stuffed herpes or AIDS or any other disease from anybody.
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TheFormerJuneBronson
12/01/08

@Vzbrst: Well, as with any gift, the trick is to give it to the right person. If you don't want it, you don't have to have it. They aren't sprayed with the real thing ahead of time.
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badmutha
12/01/08

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I don't know what I would think if my husband said he wanted to give me herpes for Christmas.
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haguenite
12/01/08

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I wonder why the egg cell has a little bow. Clearly they're behind the times: head bands all the way, baby!
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haguenite
12/01/08

@haguenite: Oh hey, sperm has a little bow too!
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Kali Mama
12/01/08

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All y'all science nerds will appreciate the particle plushies:

[www.particlezoo.net]
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Cerridwen
12/01/08

@Kali Mama: Wow, I think I just found my dad's Christmas gift. Awesome!
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Brigit
12/01/08

@Kali Mama: My hubs Christmas gift, NOW I haz it! Thanks for that link!!
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AuntieBee
12/01/08

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I gave my dad ebola for his birthday one year, he loved it! Personally, I appreciate Mono for having such adorable eyelashes.
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billybobnyc
12/01/08

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I want one of those snuggie things for Christmas. Have you seen those? It is a "blanket" with "sleeves." Where I come from, it's called a "jacket" or a "coat."

Anyway, can someone post the link or direct me to that website Jezebel featured several weeks ago, with the dudes who are posing nekkid and the backgrounds are really ugly. Someone said they saw me on there. Thanks!
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TheFormerJuneBronson
12/01/08

@billybobnyc: I've seen a version called a Slanket, which sounds kind of dirty to me. But I still want one!
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
12/01/08

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The only disease I've ever given was Disco Fever. No one doesn't like the Bee Gees!
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morninggloria
12/01/08

@BrutallyHonestBabes: I am strongly considering giving my brother the Ethyl Merman Disco Album.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
12/01/08

@morninggloria: It'll be swell! It'll be great!
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badmutha
12/01/08

@BrutallyHonestBabes: Oh I got some boogie fever one time. I had to boogie down.
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Mafalda para Presidente
12/01/08

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I'm a biology dork so I love Giant Microbes. I already told my family I want one of each so they know what to get me for Christmas.
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Raspberry Swirly
12/01/08

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I bought my friend a plague microbe plushie because she was working on a story involving the Black Death. It's seriously the cutest, squishiest thing ever. I kinda want one for myself now.
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lilredpanda
12/01/08

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I have Mad Cow Disease on my desk. I keep strongly hinting that people should get me these for Christmas/birthdays (um, I'm an infectious disease epidemiologist), but no one listens.
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thesciencegirl
12/01/08

@lilredpanda: One of my best friends gets me a new collection for every holiday. my frendz... they know me. :)
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BabyJane
12/01/08

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This will go great with the Clap(per) that I was planning on giving as stocking stuffers this year.

Clap on!
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