‘Honey Boo Boo' Watch ‘N' Sniff Cards: We Try and Guess the Stink

Tonight's season two premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo will be a "Watch 'N' Sniff" event. TLC has distributed sniff cards, through issues of People and Us, that contain six different scents that won't be identified until the episode airs. We took a whiff of our sniff card and then made our best guesses on what we… » 7/17/13 5:15pm 7/17/13 5:15pm

Now You Will Be Able to Smell 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'

"You’ve seen them. You’ve heard them. Now you will smell them," promises a TLC press release for the upcoming second season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The network will be hosting a "Watch 'n Sniff" event for the season premiere on July 17 by distributing scent cards in issues of People, Us, through Time Warner… » 6/13/13 4:30pm 6/13/13 4:30pm

Behold: Astounding Camo and Hot Pink Gowns at Mama June's Wedding

Wedding themes, like prom themes (This Magic Moment, A Night to Remember, Magic Carpet Ride, etc.), usually fall into just a few categories. You don't see too much required camo/hot pink dress codes like the one at Sugar Bear and Mama June Shannon's wedding. It took place in their McIntyre, Georga backyard, with… » 5/06/13 9:00am 5/06/13 9:00am

'Honey Boo Boo' Is a Huge Hit in Brazil, Russia

Alanna Thompson and her family aren't just cooking Sketti and raising gay pigs in rural Georgia, they're doing it all over the world. In a strategy to expand its business beyond the limited domestic cable subscribers, Discovery Communications—the parent company of TLC, as well as channels like OWN and Animal… » 4/01/13 11:15am 4/01/13 11:15am

Leighton Meester and Adam Brody in Love: Life Imitates WB Fanfic

The universe works in mysterious ways, but occasionally a gear will click into place and simplify at least one aspect of your troubled adult existence. Examples: cheese going on fries, and the fact that Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen are dating. See? Motherfucking TOLD YOU. It's like the plot of The Time Traveler's Wife » 2/06/13 9:00am 2/06/13 9:00am

In Your Face, Jodie Foster: 'Honey Boo Boo' Nominated for GLAAD Award

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo doesn't just inspire punch lines and pearl-clutching—it inspires gay equality, at least according to the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. The show is nominated for a GLAAD Media Award, probably for featuring the family's acceptance of Uncle Poodle, Alana's gay uncle Lee Thompson,… » 1/18/13 12:10pm 1/18/13 12:10pm

Rumor Has It the Father of Jodie Foster’s Kids Was Gay Casting Director

One of the criticisms of Jodie Foster's already legendary Golden Globes speech was the idea of expounding a need for personal privacy on, you know, a nationally broadcast awards show. Its detractors could have predicted this next turn of events, which, of course, is a resurgence in tabloid stories about Foster,… » 1/15/13 9:00am 1/15/13 9:00am

Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Are Never Ever Getting—Oh, Fuck It

Nothing gold can stay, including Taylor Swift and Harry Styles' brief foray into exclusivity. New reports claim that Haylor has ended their 65-day-and-one-Press Baby relationship after a disastrous New Year's Eve in the British Virgin Islands. As the Daily Mail quaintly puts it, the two "had an almighty row," after… » 1/08/13 9:00am 1/08/13 9:00am

Frank Ocean's New Year's Eve Arrest, Explained: 'Hi, Guys, I Smoke Pot'

Frank Ocean has temporarily lost his driver's license and may be charged with marijuana possession after he was pulled over on New Year's Eve for speeding on an Eastern Sierra Nevada highway and a small bag of weed was discovered in his car. Ocean's representative didn't give a statement, but he did: » 1/04/13 9:00am 1/04/13 9:00am

New Mom Hilary Duff Is a Morning Sex Enthusiast

Thanks to the antics of nine-month-old Luca Cruz, new mom Hilary Duff now prefers to get her fuck on in the morning with husband, retired Canadian ice hockey player (well, I think he's still Canadian) Mike Comrie. "[Sex after having a baby is] definitely different," she tells Us Weekly. I'm so exhausted at the end of… » 12/17/12 9:00am 12/17/12 9:00am

Honey Boo Boo Snores During Televised Interview

Usually when someone is wearing no shoes, smudged eye makeup, and nodding off during a television interview, it's because s/he is on Intervention. In this case, though, Alana Thompson is speaking to Dr. Drew for a sit-down which airs on his HLN show tonight, and the results are just as sad. While the show Here Comes… » 10/23/12 10:20am 10/23/12 10:20am

I Entered My Baby in a Beauty Pageant and Lost My Mind

"Her!? She's ugly!" I didn't say that aloud, thankfully. But I thought it—about a baby. What a horrible thing to think about an infant, even if it's totally true. Oh, how far I'd fallen from my lofty position of being "above it all," only to land in a stackable banquet chair in the ballroom of an airport hotel in… » 10/02/12 4:00pm 10/02/12 4:00pm

Nicole Scherzinger Wants You To Know Her Lips Were Near Chris Brown's…

A blurry, dark shot of Nicole Scherzinger and Chris Brown at Supperclub in Hollywood (but could very well be any two face-touching alien-like blobs) has given everyone the idea that the X-Factor judge and former Pussycat Doll was kissing Brown, who is currently on a break from girlfriend Karrueche Tran. A sketchy… » 9/27/12 9:00am 9/27/12 9:00am

Get Your New Nickname with the Honey Boo Boo Nickname Generator

The family on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo actually has more nicknames than the Jersey Shore cast, so it only makes sense that a nickname generator would be created in their honor. And it's pretty good! The one that came back for my daughter was "Oinkie Mamie" which I'm going to have to start calling her now. Have a go at… » 9/20/12 3:40pm 9/20/12 3:40pm

Honey Boo Boo Struggles With Bodily Functions

Once again, on last night's penultimate episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo the family did a whole lot of nothing — playing BINGO, fucking up a makeup tutorial, going shopping with Miss Georgia 2011 — but through it all, as with every episode, their exploits were gas-powered. And now we can add long streams of… » 9/20/12 11:00am 9/20/12 11:00am

Honey Boo Boo's Secret Family Recipe for 'Sketti'

Mama June prides herself on being thrifty. As an extreme couponer, she stockpiles goods and feeds her family of six on $80 a week. In a rare cooking segment on last night's episode, she showcased her culinary skills by making an old family recipe for "Sketti," which involves spaghetti noodles and a sauce made of… » 9/13/12 11:10am 9/13/12 11:10am

Honey Boo Boo Is Making Forklift Loads of Cash

Because I guess there is nothing better to dispute over, there're has been some dispute over how much TLC is paying Alana Thompson and her family, better known as the force of nature behind the dark American nightmare that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The show scored 3 million viewers in the final week of August and… » 9/06/12 9:00am 9/06/12 9:00am

Kate Hudson Annoyed With Lea Michele's Diva Bullshit

Any A-lister who signs on to do a turn on Glee should clench their buttcheeks in preparation for the über-diva behavior from Lea Michele, yet they always seem disgruntled and surprised. WHY IS ANYONE SURPRISED? Kate Hudson, currently filming her guest stint as Rachel Berry's dance teacher, told some source that… » 8/31/12 9:00am 8/31/12 9:00am