The Guns Have Been Readied For The Circular Firing Squads

  • The Republican Governor's Association meeting (supposedly starring Sarah Palin) kicked off today with a comedy routine from Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty, who was once considered for the VP slot. Pawlenty said that the Republican Party "needs more than a comb-over" and that "Drill, baby, drill, by itself, is not an…
  • » 11/12/08 6:30pm 11/12/08 6:30pm

John McCain Doesn't Need To Debate Or Help, He Just Needs To Be…

John McCain may or may not debate Barack Obama tonight, but he will definitely continue giving press conferences, "not" campaigning and not be helpful in those bailout negotiations he helped scuttle yesterday. Yes, in the same way that his definition of maverick appears to be " someone that doesn't consider the… » 9/26/08 10:00am 9/26/08 10:00am

We Ain't Gonna Take It, And Paulson And Bernanke Ain't Gonna Get It

  • Treasury Secretary Paulson and Fed Chair Bernanke were on the Hill today, metaphorical hats in hands, asking for gobs of money and the ability to spend it with no oversight. Unlike what Sarah Palin actually said about the Bridge To Nowhere, Congress told them, "No thanks." [Washington Post]
  • Dick Cheney tried his hand…
  • » 9/23/08 6:30pm 9/23/08 6:30pm

Really Important Debate: Does Barack Obama Bowling Like A Fag Mean He Is

Americans! We are not exactly not known for excess! But on this, the first of April, perhaps it is time to start a national IM dialogue on whether we have finally somewhat overdosed on the absurdity! For instance, the government is supposed to spend $1.6 trillion on weapons with names borrowed from the Twilight Zone » 4/01/08 10:00am 4/01/08 10:00am