• news round up

    Smacked Down, Put That Baby Down

    • Victoria Osteen, wife of megachurch pastor Joel Osteen, is in court today facing a lawsuit that her "on-board temper tantrum caused the [flight attendant Sharon Brown] to lose her religious faith and suffer a flare-up of hemorrhoids." Osteen was reportedly trying to get a spill on her first-class armrest wiped up and elbowed Brown on the way to the cockpit to complain. The Osteens have already paid a $3,000 FAA fine for interfering with a flight crew. [WorldNet Daily, HuffPo]
    • In other salacious news, the National Enquirer has finally gotten around to posting its pictures of John Edwards' Beverly Hilton romp. Hey, did anyone notice that he's not wearing the same clothes in the pictures they said he was wearing? That's weird, right? [National Enquirer, Glamocracy]
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    6:30 PM on Wed Aug 6 2008
    By Megan
    3,917 views, 54 comments

    Latest by Porpoise Spit has no comment: As much as I hate Victoria Osteen, I love Joel. I can't help it. A smiling preacher who more »

  • gross things that happen to your body

    The Second Period No One Tells You About

    This is a post about hemorrhoids. Does that gross you out? Because guess what, someday you might have a human being burst through your pussy and you will probably crap all over it in the process, so grow up. Our bodies are gross. This column is about that. But it is also a touching tale of a doctor named Wang, and how he liberated the bowels of the woman he loves. And no it was not written by me, it was written by someone we'll call Poshterior Spice, and you can thank Intern Cheryl for the high art. More »

    1:35 PM on Thu Jun 28 2007
    By Moe
    10,086 views, 37 comments

    Latest by aspiringexpatriate: bowel movements once a week? you people are insane. also- i blame the whiskey induced diarrhea. more »

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