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    The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable

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    Image of limber limber
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    Tiny hands. Tiny, tiny hands. #twihards
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    11/14/09

    @limber: Eek, like carny folk! #twihards
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    Image of Raised-byHeathens Raised-byHeathens
    11/14/09

    @VirginiaDentata: smell slightly of cabbage #twihards
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    Image of Bar Belle Bar Belle
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    Am I the only one who read this title wrong? I was looking for a black Barbie named, Jacob. When I saw the picture I thought, well there's white washing, and then there's bleaching. #twihards
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment Bar Belle was starred Bar Belle was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    Is there a pool on whether Original Ken is more jealous of the 8-pack or the tattoo?

    *is a little creeped* #twihards
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    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    Hum. The shorts make him look like a hipster. I'm not sure how I feel about that. #twihards
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    11/14/09

    @Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: He's only on Team Jacob for the irony. #twihards
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment BlueMorpho was starred BlueMorpho was unstarred
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    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    Is anyone else concerned that Taylor Lautner is going to end up with some major body dysmorphia? This insane and sudden focus on his looks can't be good for him. #twihards
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/14/09

    @vulcanized: A lot of the stripped-to-waist-then-overphotographed athletes I know seem pretty well adjusted. (Although that may well be because they're (slightly) more focused on what their bodies can do than how they look. So maybe we can hope he gets invested in learning to do lots of his own stunts.) #twihards
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    Image of Michelle13 Michelle13
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    All he needs is a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off and some Doc Martin's or combat boots and he can be "Grunge Ken"! This is hilarious! #twihards
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    11/14/09

    @Michelle13: He can date Gangsta Bitch Barbie--does anyone remember that '90's Saturday Night Live fake commercial? Hilarious. #twihards
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    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    Go team Jacob. By the way, here in Europe he's totally legal (although when I imdb'd him to check and saw his birthdate I was like, "people born in the nineties are still at primary school, surely?!" - but that has more to do with my shaky sense of time than anything else). #twihards
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment FizzyGood was starred FizzyGood was unstarred
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    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    Some people have photos, but truth is that in old age, we're all going to wish we had had our best years frozen in Barbie doll form. #twihards
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    11/14/09

    @sarasasa: Poignant and sobering... #twihards
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    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    It says a lot about me, and my bizarre taste in (hairless, lanky, pale, vaguely femme) men, that I think this doll is hawt. #twihards
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    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    i am so seeing this doll and all the other ken dolls sharing a house on fire island where all their lady gaga cds turn them into werewolves wearing rhinestone shorts.

    or maybe i just dreamed that. #twihards
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    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    There is something deeply, deeply wrong with his forearms. #twihards
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    Image of Raederle Raederle
    11/14/09

    @wtfox?!: He must have had elbow reduction surgery. It's all the rage these days. #twihards
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    Image of BlueMorpho BlueMorpho
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    Does anyone else remember the My Little Ponies with magic growing tails? You clicked their neck around Exorcist-style and the rainbow colored tail got longer. The makers of Teen Wolf barbie here are missing an opportunity. Magic Pelt Jacob would sell like mad.
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    hortense promoted this comment Edited by BlueMorpho at 11/14/09 12:37 PM BlueMorpho was starred BlueMorpho was unstarred
    Image of cand86 cand86
    11/14/09

    @BlueMorpho: I do remember those! They were quite awesome. #twihards
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    Image of Poubelle Poubelle
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    Is he cheaper than the other dolls? They should be giving a discount if he only comes with half an outfit. #twihards
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    hortense promoted this comment Poubelle was starred Poubelle was unstarred
    Image of karmasutra är svensk karmasutra är svensk
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    Radcliffe had Equus, Lautner has Barbie. #twihards
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    hortense promoted this comment karmasutra är svensk was starred karmasutra är svensk was unstarred
    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
    Okay, who saw the Oprah with Stephanie Meyer yesterday? On it, a library filled with Twilight fans was skyped in and said that the Twilight series was always flying off the shelves. Then, Oprah announced that the school was going to receive 600 Twilight 4-book sets - enough for each student. I wasn't impressed or anything but it was an amazing segment. "Why?" you ask? Well, the librarian from Missouri was named Crystal Methlynn (I'm not sure about the spelling). NO JOKE. To quote Rachel Zoe, "I lit-rally died." #twihards
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    11/14/09

    @JessickerFletcher:

    She can join the ranks of Addy Rall and Vicky Denn! #twihards
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    Image of Stagtasticfantastic Stagtasticfantastic
    11/14/09

    @JessickerFletcher: Nooo, bad Oprah.

    But also, wow. Someone has some fucking mean parents. #twihards
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    11/14/09

    @Stagtasticfantastic: In all fairness, crystal meth probably wasn't around when she was born - or at least, not widely known. #twihards
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    11/15/09

    @Breamworthy: I don't know...I don't know how you manage to find that name if it's NOT on purpose. #twihards
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