The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable

Spoiler alert, everyone I've ever met, ever: you'll be receiving this hilarious and somewhat insane-looking Jacob Black Barbie doll upon its release next February. No word yet on if a shirt, or shorts made after 1991, will come separately. [RadarOnline]
Once Again, Barbie Faces Competition From A New Group Of Stylish Plastics
There's a graveyard filled with sassy plastic dreams, where stylish dolls with slightly oversized heads and/or tragic 80s denim shorts are buried beneath gravestones that read "Here Lies So-And So: She Tried To Mess With Barbie."
Whatever, Edward Cull-Ken, You're Not The Sparkliest Doll On The Block
Oh look! It's Barbie as Bella Swan, and Ken as Michael Myers Edward Cullen. Ugh. Whatever, Twilight Barbie. You might think you're special, but there's already a few dolls that totally out-sparkle the Sparkly Vampire.
Dolly Parton Brings Her "Melons To The Big Apple"
Dolly was on Letterman last night, where she told a funny story about one of her first visits to Times Square in the late '60s: She was mistaken for a hooker.
Dolly Parton Is Vloggin', Y'all
Dolly Parton has taken to vlogging on YouTube. In this installment, she's excited about the opening of 9 to 5 on Broadway, for which she wrote the music. [Perez Hilton]
Dolly Parton: "I Look Like A Woman, But I Think Like A Man"
Last night on 60 Minutes, Dolly said her over-the-top femininity has been good for business, because people "think I'm as silly as I look, [but] I done got the money."
