Early last Friday, Jezebel received a tip that shook us to our very core: Dance Moms’ Abby Lee Miller was reportedly begging for a ticket to Hello, Dolly! at the stage door to the Shubert Theatre in New York City on Thursday night, telling employees that she desperately needed to see the show—currently starring Bette…
In a piece of casting that can only be described as perfect, Bette Midler will appear in a new Broadway revival of the musical Hello, Dolly! as lead character and larger-than-life meddling matchmaker extraordinaire Dolly Levi.
There's a graveyard filled with sassy plastic dreams, where stylish dolls with slightly oversized heads and/or tragic 80s denim shorts are buried beneath gravestones that read "Here Lies So-And So: She Tried To Mess With Barbie."
Oh look! It's Barbie as Bella Swan, and Ken as
Michael Myers Edward Cullen. Ugh. Whatever, Twilight Barbie. You might think you're special, but there's already a few dolls that totally out-sparkle the Sparkly Vampire.
Dolly was on Letterman last night, where she told a funny story about one of her first visits to Times Square in the late '60s: She was mistaken for a hooker.