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    Michael's Moonwalk Glove Under The Hammer; Jil's Uniqlo Line Costs $21

    Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!

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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    08/13/09

    In reply to Michael's Moonwalk Glove Under The Hammer; Jil's Uniqlo Line Costs $21
    Hugh Hayden's ideas of a dinner party sound like a Patrick Bateman on tranquilizers hallucination.
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    08/13/09

    In reply to Michael's Moonwalk Glove Under The Hammer; Jil's Uniqlo Line Costs $21
    I'd be more interested if they were auctioning off a glove from one of the 12 Apollo astronauts who actually walked on the Moon.
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    08/13/09

    @NefariousNewt: Oh man, me too. That would be so cool!

    Yes, I am officially excited about the idea of a moon walker's glove.
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    Image of ErinGoBawl ErinGoBawl
    08/13/09

    In reply to Michael's Moonwalk Glove Under The Hammer; Jil's Uniqlo Line Costs $21
    I feel like I would be too busy to really "focus" on whatever Gerber goodness I was consuming. I'd be too worried about the sucking sounds I'd be making by drinking food out of a snorkel and wondering if everyone else has one too or they're just watching me. Not to mention the risk of getting pureed peas and summer squash on my nice white outfit.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    06/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
    I see no reason to shop at the GAP. Their clothes are overpriced for the quality. They need to be cheap like Old Navy/Target/WalMart or good like...lots of other stores.
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    06/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
    I don't know if the Gap's problem is their agency and not the fact they make incredibly boring, bland, dumpy clothing. I went in recently and couldn't believe how awful the design was - you can get the same stuff at WalMart for half the price.
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    Image of PetiteGal PetiteGal
    06/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
    If Jimmy Choo is doing the fall designer line, I'm guessing that there's no fall CLOTHING collaboration this year.
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    06/17/09

    @PetiteGal: I read that they ARE doing clothing to accentuate the accessory line
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    06/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
    " 'As soon as I stopped, I realised how ridiculous it all was.'. . . Apparently, Chung still models - when the project suits her."


    Yes, because she probably feels like I do - 'Fashion' is ridiculous, but clothes are lovely. As with all artforms, it's the business side of it that deserves our contempt, not the art itself.

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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    06/17/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Or that 'fashion' is ridiculous but money is lovely...


    Really, it's a lot like stripping or prostitution. Plenty of vague moral reasoning goes out the window when easy money is on the table.

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    Image of Penny Penny
    06/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
    Someone's been dipping their dirty little swine-laced hands into the candy bins at Topshop!
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    06/17/09

    @Penny: Eewwww! Although I do love eating some candy while I shop there, keep the energy levels up!
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    06/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
    Karl Lagerfeld, frightening children. Makes sense.
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    06/17/09

    @Jack_Burton: Karl Lagerfeld is a storybook villain come to life.
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    06/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
    Jimmy Choo for H&M sounds pretty exciting.
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    06/17/09

    @mysterygirl: I know! This is a collaboration I'm excited for!
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    06/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
    Vera Wang started out as an ice skater, so perhaps she's been inspired by Kristi Yamaguchi's win on DWTS last season.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    06/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
    "Aren't we in a business that is supposed to explore all kinds of shapes and silhouettes?"


    No?

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/17/09

    @Samanthrax is Sarcastic: B-but maybe now TEH FASHUN will be okay with sizes two AND four! THIS IS EARTHSHATTERING!
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    Image of remedios remedios
    06/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
    "Aren't we in a business that is supposed to explore all kinds of shapes and silhouettes?"


    When did that start?

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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    06/17/09

    @remedios: I have to agree with her. I feel like designers whose artistic vision begins and ends with a size zero, or who fall back on the old, "but the clothes hang best on thin bodies" line, lack either creativity or talent or both.


    There, I said it.

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    Image of holly217 holly217
    06/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
    When I was a geeky, self-conscious 12 year old in the early 90's leaving through Vogue after Vogue, Helena Christensen was always my favorite of the "original" top supermodels! Oh Helena, I still love you!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    06/17/09

    @holly217: Oh, same here. In fact, I still have her issue of "Top Model" (remember that magazine??). I love her.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/17/09

    In reply to Supermodel Applauds Size Zero Stance; Jimmy Choo For H&M Announced!
    Did anyone else just have a vision of Kanye, alone in his basement, hugging a 1950s silk chiffon strapless ballgown to his man chest and twirling and singing, "I FEEL PRETTY OH SO PRETTY I FEEL WITTY AND PRETTY AND GAY!"?
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    06/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): in front of a full length seventeenth-century french mirror... with yappy little dogs all around.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    06/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Don't forget the fish!
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    06/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I actually imagined him tucking his junk between his legs and sauntering towards the mirror slowly as he listened to "Goodbye Horses" while he kept Amber Rose in a pit in the basement. Different Strokes.
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