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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/17/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    Their will be no Friends movie because everyone's too busy?

    Kudrow please. I saw David Schwimmer and Matt LeBlanc stealing day-old bagels out of the Dunkin Donuts dumpster yesterday. Just make the damn movie! It's a hand-UP, not a hand-OUT. #johnmayer
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/17/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    YOU MISSED THE PART ABOUT THE GILMORE MOVIE

    From the article:
    "[...]is not giving up on the possibility of a Gilmore movie. "Anything can happen," she insists. "I’m in touch with [Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel]. If there’s a story to tell, then absolutely I think we’re all going to want to tell it. That’s the bottom line.

    "If I thought it was definitely not going to happen, I would say, ‘No, it’s definitely not going to happen,’" she adds. "I would do that for you, my friend. But I don’t want to say that. Because I think that the beauty of Gilmore, and the beauty of family relationship shows is, you never really run out of story. You’re going to battle your family until you’re all in the ground. Those things never resolve, doesn’t matter how much therapy you get. Ten years later, there’s still going to be [material] there to mine and to delve into."" #johnmayer
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    Image of PippaTea PippaTea
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    I feel that OJ had no trouble in getting dates, either. It doth boggle the noggin more than a smidge. #johnmayer
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    A Small Turnip promoted this comment PippaTea was starred PippaTea was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    I always get confused when I read items about Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher because I always think it's about Carrie Fisher. #johnmayer
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of PrincessOfPower PrincessOfPower
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    amy sherman paladino, if you had good things in mind for the rory character, you shouldn't have thrown the show off the rails by hooking her up with logan, having her steal a boat, quit yale, move to the the poolhouse, stop talking to her mother for months, and generally become an insufferable person. not to mention suddenly giving luke a long lost child (whose baby mamma happened to be the same woman who played jess' dad's girlfriend in california a few seasons prior, as if no one would remember that).
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    applejuice promoted this comment Edited by PrincessOfPower at 11/16/09 9:26 PM PrincessOfPower was starred PrincessOfPower was unstarred
    Image of charliekohler charliekohler
    11/16/09

    @PrincessOfPower: I thought she stopped writing by that season. It was someone else who did that stuff??? Which is why it was so messed up. #johnmayer
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    applejuice promoted this comment charliekohler was starred charliekohler was unstarred
    Image of PrincessOfPower PrincessOfPower
    11/16/09

    @charliekohler: nope. those things all happened in her last season. she purposely screwed up the show because the network didn't giver her and her husband the contract they wanted (rightly or wrongly). so the people who wrote the last season had to dig the characters out of a whole.
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    applejuice promoted this comment Edited by PrincessOfPower at 11/16/09 10:09 PM PrincessOfPower was starred PrincessOfPower was unstarred
    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    "Her nephew, father, and ex-boyfriend Greg Lott each received $500,000 or less."

    My eyes definitely skimmed over "each" and I was all HOW CAN THIS MAN BE ALL ONE PERSON #johnmayer
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    Image of unmoldednicole unmoldednicole
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    Help me out here multilingual Jezebels. How many languages I can learn the phrase, "I hate Chris Brown"?
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment Edited by unmoldednicole at 11/16/09 9:17 PM unmoldednicole was starred unmoldednicole was unstarred
    Image of PrincessOfPower PrincessOfPower
    11/16/09

    @unmoldednicole: Ani sonet et Chris Brown. (hebrew) #johnmayer
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    A Small Turnip promoted this comment PrincessOfPower was starred PrincessOfPower was unstarred
    Image of Kateness has the skin of a KILLER Kateness has the skin of a KILLER
    11/16/09

    @unmoldednicole: Je deteste Chris Brown? #johnmayer
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    A Small Turnip promoted this comment Kateness has the skin of a KILLER was starred Kateness has the skin of a KILLER was unstarred
    Image of theunsinkable! theunsinkable!
    11/16/09

    @unmoldednicole: Yo odio Chris Brown! #johnmayer
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    Image of LongGoneCourtney LongGoneCourtney
    11/16/09

    @unmoldednicole: Ich hasse Chris Brown. (German) #johnmayer
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    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment LongGoneCourtney was starred LongGoneCourtney was unstarred
    Image of ¡Vampiro atropellado! ¡Vampiro atropellado!
    11/16/09

    @unmoldednicole: Kurissu Buraunu ga daikirai desu. (Japanese) #johnmayer
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    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment ¡Vampiro atropellado! was starred ¡Vampiro atropellado! was unstarred
    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    11/16/09

    @unmoldednicole: Odio Chris Brown (Italian). #johnmayer
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    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment Sarah Dove was starred Sarah Dove was unstarred
    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/16/09

    @unmoldednicole: Ya nenaviju Chris Browna. (Russian) #johnmayer
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    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of joutfit joutfit
    11/16/09

    @unmoldednicole: wo dan (我瘅) chris brown (chinese)

    ik haat chris brown (dutch) #johnmayer
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    Image of imatorso imatorso
    11/16/09

    @unmoldednicole: Sipendi Chris Brown. (Kiswaili) #johnmayer
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    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment imatorso was starred imatorso was unstarred
    Image of starke starke
    11/16/09

    @unmoldednicole: just amazing! this kind of moment is why i read this site. #johnmayer
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    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment starke was starred starke was unstarred
    Image of BelleBreezing BelleBreezing
    11/16/09

    @unmoldednicole: I-a ate-ha Ris-cha Own-bra. #johnmayer
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    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment BelleBreezing was starred BelleBreezing was unstarred
    Image of szuperremek szuperremek
    11/16/09

    @unmoldednicole: Utálom Chris Brownt. (Hungarian) #johnmayer
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    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment szuperremek was starred szuperremek was unstarred
    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    "I mean, I'm Chris Brown. I'm not saying it like that, but it's just, like, girls are gonna be around."

    Girls are gonna be around, yes. To kick your dick off.
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment Edited by cinematheques at 11/16/09 9:23 PM cinematheques was starred cinematheques was unstarred
    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    I don't know if anyone listens to the Ricky Gervais podcast, but the comment about eating willy made me think immediately of the Karl Pilkington remix, "I could eat a knob at night." #johnmayer
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    Hi Chris,

    Please go away. I know that probably sounds harsh, but hear me out. I saw your new video on MTV the other day and you know what I thought? I thought, "well, that explains all his public apologies." Yes, it seems less that you are really contrite and more that you are trying to sell a new album.

    You know who else has a new album coming out? Rihanna. Yes, the ex-girlfriend who you brutally assaulted. You will be competing against her on the charts. Do you see how that could look badly?

    You say that you want to work on yourself, than work on yourself. I mean away from the cameras. Do your soul searching in private. Spend the time in therapy. Travel a bit. Learn to meditate. Devote yourself to a worthy cause. Just step away from the spotlight, please.

    If you are worried about your career, you shouldn't be. If there is one thing the public love more than a fallen celebrity, it is a reformed fallen celebrity.

    Of course, this all assumes that you are truly remorseful. If you really are giving out public apologies for the sake of your upcoming album, well, feel free to disregard this note.

    Sincerely,

    Sputnik Sweetheart #johnmayer
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    Image of Crackers in Bed Crackers in Bed
    11/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: co-signed. #johnmayer
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    I was gonna make a joke about it but then I just started to feel really sad that Chris Brown associates violence with love like that. #johnmayer
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    Image of BestEuphemismEver BestEuphemismEver
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    "From that day forward, I threw myself into going to AA and avoided people who do blow off their coffee tables." Jodie, that will help. Also, avoid people who do crack off their cabinets and weed from their ottomans. #johnmayer
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    Penny promoted this comment BestEuphemismEver was starred BestEuphemismEver was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    11/16/09

    @BestEuphemismEver: Meth from a two-day old pizza box. #johnmayer
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    Image of BestEuphemismEver BestEuphemismEver
    11/16/09

    @Penny: Oh, you can't even Febreeze that stink off. Steer clear. #johnmayer
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    I mean, I'm Chris Brown. I'm not saying it like that, but it's just, like, girls are gonna be around.

    I would have interpreted that differently: girls are gonna run away. #johnmayer
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of PipPipCheerio PipPipCheerio
    11/16/09

    @sweet_communist: Yeah, I did a double-take at that as well. Isn't domestic abuse pretty much all he's known for at this point?

    I guess living in a celebrity bubble gives him a distorted view of his image. #johnmayer
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    bitingfairy promoted this comment PipPipCheerio was starred PipPipCheerio was unstarred
    Image of bitingfairy bitingfairy
    11/16/09

    @PipPipCheerio: I wish he were delusional, but there were plenty of comments from teenage girls afterward saying that Rihanna deserved it and that they could treat him better. #johnmayer
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    Image of PipPipCheerio PipPipCheerio
    11/17/09

    @bitingfairy: Seriously?! That's so depressing. I thought he was nationally reviled. I guess I just have confirmation bias from being around mostly progressive people. #johnmayer
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    Image of biglar07 biglar07
    11/06/09

    In reply to Gabby Sidibe Is Hilarious
    I've seen a lot of interviews with her and she seems to be totally charming. I have no interest in seeing Precious, but seeing interviews with her and seeing how different she is in real life makes her acting in the movie, from what I've seen, that much more remarkable. #gaboureysidibe
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    mariamariamaria promoted this comment biglar07 was starred biglar07 was unstarred
    Image of maude_flanders maude_flanders
    11/06/09

    In reply to Gabby Sidibe Is Hilarious
    Man--I hope she has a long and happy career, if she's really as fun and down-to-earth as she sounds here.
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    Edited by maude_flanders at 11/06/09 6:01 PM maude_flanders was starred maude_flanders was unstarred
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