No, no, no to Paula on Australian Idol. I prefer it to American Idol becuase the judges aren't total gimmick wads like the American judges and because their artists are way more interesting. Unfortunately I know they need a judge becuase the one turned out to be a total douchenugget on the radio and I believe a girl that called in that was underage confessed to being raped during a radio stunt lie detector test? Which is totally a reason to get fired but to replace him with Paula? No, please no Australia say no to Paula.
I hope somebody told Kate Minor not to quit her day job.
This Hayden Glassface doesn't seem to have much of one, but I hope she doesn't mind riding shotgun, b/c Jon "Get a Life Crisis" is not going to let her drive.
Hayden, every single time I run out of milk I think, "How do I get milk for cereal without having to leave my house?" It's called being lazy. You'll learn to love it.
Is anyone else puzzled by all the attention that the Osbournes are getting lately? I thought we all grew tired of their annoying, spoiled antics five years ago-- or am I just projecting?
I'm not trying to be sarcastic here, but is Kim's hair blond? I guess I was just assuming the worst, like I'd click the link and she'd look like Mrs. Spiedi.
Dying your hair is brave? I must be sure to get one of those magnetic ribbons saluting the heroism of Clairol now. I picture it being 10 different shades of yellow.
I love that Dirt Bag has newsy tidbits about the epic Swedish vomiting that held up trains in Copenhagen after a Madonna concert. Just priceless. I'm reveling in the beautiful mental image of mass blonde-haired Vöguing and hworfing. Awesome.
After following the Kim Kardashian link to see the picture, People is saying the post has already generated over 1,000 comments. 1,000 comments about her new hair color. holy.shit.
Kourtney is the one who is surprisingly around 30 years old, right? And went to college. She always seemed to be going along with the "Keeping up with" crap so that Khloe wouldn't beat her up.
Also: Pax falling asleep at the Green Day show = so cute. I love when kids conk out like that.
I hate the idea that "girl comics" aren't worth listening to because they talk about their periods and men, but male comics who talk about their balls and women are. Why is it so hard to understand that both balls and periods can be funny.
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@Lizard in the Wires, coloring > learning flash: I don't think the point is that balls and women are funnier than periods and babies. I think the point is that she's a woman in a male dominated industry and some dumbasses have dismissed her as a result of gender and lame stereotypes.
@pele tiger: I understand that. Yi's not what one would think of a stereotypical "lady comic" but that really shouldn't matter in the first place. No one's walking out en masse for guys who talk about balls and women. Periods aren't funnier than balls, but they aren't less funny.
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This Hayden Glassface doesn't seem to have much of one, but I hope she doesn't mind riding shotgun, b/c Jon "Get a Life Crisis" is not going to let her drive.
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It's easy, Hayden. You just need to get yourself one of these:
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Also: Pax falling asleep at the Green Day show = so cute. I love when kids conk out like that.
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Yes, Heidi because getting plastic surgery for someone else is always a great idea.
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