Lindsay Lohan Arrested After Hit and Run in Porsche, You Know, the Usual

Writing this makes me feel like it's one of the Groundhog Day scenes where Bill Murray wakes up, yet again, to the clock radio playing "I Got You Babe," but Lindsay Lohan got arrested early this morning for smacking a dude with her car on the way into the parking lot of a club in New York's Meatpacking District.…
The Hills Finale: "Oh Look, There's Cake!"
The Hills finale was last night, and it was a searing investigation into the heartbreaking truth about love versus fear, freedom versus security, and the virtue of having a rich and fulfilling inner life. Haha, jk.
Jon "Midlife Crisis" Gosselin Shops For Sports Car; Kourtney K. Is Pregnant
- Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman have been shopping for a Mercedes or a Porche. Kate Gosselin just bought a Toyota Land Cruiser that seats 8+, but it seems Jon isn't planning on ferrying kids to soccer practice. [Radar Online]
Joe Confirms Michael Has Another Son; Is Rachel McAdams' Sister Having Jude Law's Baby?
- Joe Jackson says the rumors that Michael Jackson has a secret son, 25-year-old Omer Bhatti (not pictured!), are true. "I knew he had another son, yes I did," said Joe.
Janice Dickinson Returns To The Jungle; Returns To "Vitamin C"?
The cast reunited for last night's finale of I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! While Janice has only been gone for a few days, she seems like she may have already tapped into her "vitamin c" pills.
Lindsay Told To Quiet Down; Ryan & Farrah Will Marry
- The police were called to Lindsay Lohan's home at about 4 a.m. yesterday after her neighbors complained that she was playing loud music. She was ticketed for being excessively noisy. [TMZ]
Elle Says Lindsay's Not A Suspect In Theft; Britney Gets A Restraining Order
- Though Scotland Yard is investigating Lindsay Lohan for stealing jewels from a photo shoot, a rep from British Elle says they have no reason to suspect Linds was the thief.
Was Heidi Pratt A Victim Of Al Roker's Sexism?
Heidi and Spencer were interviewed by Al Roker this morning on Today. Upset about how it went, the two called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show, where Heidi said, ""I really would advise women especially to be careful around [Roker]."
Heidi Pratt Sings Live In The Jungle
On last night's I'm a Celebrity… the Pratts returned to the camp (again), where Heidi sang a song from her album to American Idol's Sanjaya. It was really, really bad. Janice Dickinson told her she sounded like "a drowning cat."
Paris Hilton Loves Doggie Style; David Carradine Loved "Elaborate Sexual Devices"
- Paris Hilton's dogs live better than you do. She posted pictures via Twitter of their doghouse—for her 13 purse-sized dogs—that was designed as a mini version of her own home. [Daily Mail]
Heidi Pratt Is In The Hospital; Treated Like "War Criminal" By NBC
In an interview with Radar, Stephanie Pratt speaks about I'm a Celebrity…, saying, "NBC went a little too far to punish [Heidi and Spencer] for their little publicity stunt," adding that Heidi is on an IV in a hospital.
Heidi Pratt Rushed To Hospital
Heidi (Montag) Pratt has been rushed to a hospital in Costa Rica for what USWeekly is reporting as "an undisclosed medical emergency." No further details have been given on her condition at this point. [USWeekly]
Spencer Didn't Think He'd Pass Psych Test For I'm A Celebrity
On last night's I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!, Heidi and Spencer returned — again. They pled "insanity," and begged to be allowed back on the show. However, this time, the cast had to vote on the matter.
Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
- Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz ran into his ex, Michelle Trachtenberg, and her boyfriend at a party. They had a pleasant chat but then, "Ashlee got very very drunk," said an insider. "She also kept making frequent bathroom trips."
Spencer Finds Jesus In The Jungle
After threatening numerous times, Mr. and Mrs. Pratt finally walked off I'm a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! (Or did they?) But not before Spencer was "born again" by being baptized by Stephen Baldwin.
Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
- Adam Lambert put an end to the speculation about his sexuality by going out to a nightclub last night with his boyfriend Drake LaBry. The two held hands and occasionally kissed.
