This Week In Tabloids: Heidi Montag Shows Us Her Scars

Welcome back To Midweek Madness, in which Heidi Montag calls herself Frankenstein, Britney digs sexual enhancement herbs, Jack Nicholson eats a sandwich and Brad Pitt is forced to wear leather pants. Come on in!

This Week In Tabloids: Heidi Montag Shows Us Her Scars

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