When I first read that Lady Gaga's boyfriend Taylor Kinney wanted her to stop acting all weird-like when she was around him it came off as the request of a controlling asshole. Then I thought about it. I mean, who'd really want her bringing some of her pointier costumes into the bedroom? And imagine trying to watch …
Since photos of Heidi, a cross-eyed opossum from Germany's Leipzig Zoo, were published in December she's catapulted to international stardom. More than 116,000 people are fans of the visually-impaired opossum on Facebook, plus she's inspired a song and merchandising.
At an event last night, the verbally-incontinent crooner was alternately silent and douchey.
On last night's episode, Heidi revealed her physique to the rest of the cast at Audrina's BBQ. It was sad for two reasons: 1.) People snickered; 2.) She said she wants even bigger breasts—H's for "Heidi."
- Recently Lady Gaga boarded a flight from London to New York wearing an outfit made of tightly-wrapped black and yellow tape and giant blue Alexander McQueen heels. Mid-flight, her legs started to swell, but Gaga couldn't free herself.
- Swiss officials announced today that Roman Polanski won't be extradited to the United States until L.A. courts make a "decision on the question of an in absentia trial." For now, he'll remain under house arrest at his Swiss chalet.
Oy vey. And you ain't even seen the actual "uglys" yet.
- Eric Ienco, Madonna's former house manager and cook, alleges that Madonna's kids are lucky if they get to spend a half an hour a day with her; "It's a puzzle she wants to adopt again."
- A month after being diagnosed with breast cancer, Christina Applegate is now cancer-free. "I'm clear," she told Robin Roberts of Good Morning America earlier today. "Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. It did not spread — they got everything out, so I'm definitely not going to die from breast cancer." She went on…