Here’s a Ridiculous Heel Purse You Can’t Bring to an NFL Game

This is an official NFL heel purse (designed, presumably, by Kate Spade's insane, evil twin exclusively for lady serial killers who also want to show off their football fanhood) that you ironically can't, even if you went temporarily insane and purchased it for ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS, bring to an NFL game. » 12/08/13 4:00pm 12/08/13 4:00pm

Casino Cocktail Servers Not Thrilled With Torturous High Heel Mandate

Casino cocktail waitresses are like modern day geishas. Forced to dress in tight dresses with a constant smile glued to their faces, they, like many service workers, make their tips by being attractive and friendly to customers. But for the cocktail waitresses that have jammed their feet into ass-popping heels, wearing … » 6/11/13 10:50am 6/11/13 10:50am

Watch Julianne Moore Talk About Her 'Toe-mageddon'

Julianne Moore looked radiant as per usual at the Cannes Film Festival Opening Ceremony last night in her lilac Dior gown, but everybody was being an asshole and secretly zooming in on her toes, which were hilariously trying to escape from her shoes. Maybe it's something about feet, but Moore's toes, Amanda Bynes' toes … » 5/24/13 6:40pm 5/24/13 6:40pm

High Heels Signify Status, Separate the Classy From the Trashy

I don't know about you, but whenever I go shopping for shoes, I'm always stunned by the incredible disproportion of high heels. I'm just gonna guestimate here, but I'll bet 85% of the shoes at the average store are high heels so impractical that most women only wear them on special occasions that involve a lot of… » 2/27/13 2:30pm 2/27/13 2:30pm

Frat Boys Walking in High Heels for Charity Is Quite a Sight to Behold

It's not often that you associate a pack of frat boys with a campaign to raise awareness about sexual abuse and violence against women, but sometimes life offers up a nice surprise. This group of fraternity brothers at Western Kentucky University got together to walk—or at least try to walk—a mile while wearing pairs… » 3/22/12 11:15pm 3/22/12 11:15pm

There's a Way to Find a Man Who Loves You For Your Shoes

Of all the things you look for in a potential mate, having the same taste in women's shoes is probably at the tippy-top of the list, right? Thought so. That's why this new service in Malaysia called Shoe Dating is so very perfect: it matches couples up based on their ability to pick out the same shoe in a store. Here's … » 3/22/12 10:00am 3/22/12 10:00am

Victoria Beckham Condemned To Wear Flats

Victoria Beckham, who reportedly has a slipped disc, is under doctor's orders not to wear her customary high heels until her back gets better. That's what Posh would be punished with if she were an uppity mortal in a Greek myth who got on the wrong side of Aphrodite. [Daily Mail] » 8/23/11 12:30pm 8/23/11 12:30pm

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