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    "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    The Mirror can kiss my fat age!
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    Image of CordeliaShirley CordeliaShirley
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    Since my "fat age" seems irrelevant, I'm gonna give in to this desire to focus on the funny kitty up top instead. hehehe.
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    fat age is 31

    fat age is 35


    I think this is mostly cuz I have no idea what I put into my mouth on a weekly basis. Lloyd's assumes I eat a balanced diet. Ha!

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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    What crap...it doesn't ask what kind of milk you use even though there are different amounts of fat in them.


    I don't need a calculator for my fat intake. I have no gallbladder anymore so it shames me into constant low fat eating with agonising pain when I eat cheese...

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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    Despite my avid love of crisps, my fat age is exactly the same as my regular age. I believe it was the vegetarianism that saved me.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    You don't get to have .5 options... hich.. makes this very hard to calculate...
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    05/15/09

    @inabook: I noticed that too! I eat a hamburger once like every 3 weeks. Where's that 1/3 when you need it?


    And then I realize, I need to get a life.

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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    It's funny that alcohol is not considered part of the fat calculation. I mean, what if you drink several portions of beer everyday?
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/15/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: So, kinda off topic, but I'm going to a new dermatologist and he was like "how many alcoholic beverages do you consume in a week?" and I was like "this week or like on average per all the weeks in the year?" and he was like "...?" so I said two.


    Even though I've had 18 this week.

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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    05/15/09

    @Snowbunny: I always round down when doctors ask me about alcohol consumption! Funny.
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    Image of otherginger otherginger
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    I'm 46 and I hate all of you. My fat age is 54 and my saturated fat age is 8freaking6.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    05/15/09

    @otherginger: You were honest when you took the quiz.
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    Image of Keep it cool Keep it cool
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    I'm eating goat's cheese and calculating my fat age, hahaha.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/15/09

    @themorethemerrier: I love goat's cheese. Def an animal who should give the world more cheese.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    I'm 23. My saturated Fat age is 21. My general fat age is 21. Thing is. I've only been vegan for a year and a bit, so this doesn't mean much.
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    But every week is different, sometimes I eat pizza and crisps and biscuits and milk on my cereal, and sometimes I eat like vegan! So pointless.
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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    Well, if it's mortadella than it's baloney I can swallow.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    Hey guys, maybe we should not feed the beast by finding out our fat age, yes?
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    Image of thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.
    05/15/09

    @kelsium: I'm definitely not going to.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/15/09

    @kelsium: I couldn't help it! online quizzes are my heroin.
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    05/15/09

    @thesciencegirl: I didn't either.
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    05/15/09

    @bluebears: I can respect that; there are worse vices!
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/15/09

    @kelsium: its like waving a red flag at a bull...
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    Wouldn't babies have a huge percentage body fat? They don't have any muscles, it's just organs and some padding. Confusing.
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    Image of curioushair curioushair
    05/15/09

    In reply to "Fat Age" Calculator: Baloney
    My fat age is six years younger than my real age, and that is only because I don't eat meat. I'm sure had I thrown a couple steaks in there, I'd be hovering near death.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/15/09

    @curioushair: Me too. I probably would be actually dead by now if I ate meat with all the chips and cheese I eat.
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