Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive

• Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.

Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"

• Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:

Penelope And Javier Are Engaged; Jon Calls Money He Withdrew A "Paycheck"

• Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to a source, who also reports, "They tried to keep it very private and quiet" (and apparently aren't succeeding). Some suspect this rumored engagement may be related to her rumored pregnancy.

Kate "Just Needed A Break" From Family Dogs; Amy Winehouse Fights Middle School Bully

• Kate Gosselin says that though Jon Gosselin called the breeder and had their two family dogs taken away, "They'll come back I'm sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break."

Lindsay Calls Cops Over Missing Phone; Kate Gosselin's Sleepover With The Bodyguard

• Lindsay Lohan left her phone in a New York deli. When she came back to retrieve it an employee wanted to check the security tape to make sure it was hers, which made Linds freak out and call the cops.

TV Star Gives Wink Eye

[Los Angeles, June 20. Image via WENN]

Heather Locklear & Richie Sambora: Score!

[Calabasas, California; January 6. Image via Flynet]

Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Cry The Friendly Skies

• Lindsay and Sam rang in 2009 with yet another tear-drenched fight, this time at Miami International Airport. Linds was so inconsolable on the plane that she was asked if she'd like to disembark.