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dirt bag

A-Rod, Madonna & Lenny Kravitz: What The Hell Is Going On?

  • Okay, let's start here: Before Madonna, Yankee Alex Rodriguez was into a stripper named Monique. [Page Six]
  • Now, amid rumors that A-Rod is seeing Madonna, comes news that A-Rod's wife is seeing Lenny Kravitz — who used to date Madonna. Did you know that Leonard co-wrote "Justify My Love"? In any case, this stuff is messy, messy business. [NY Post]
  • Wait, wait. Alex and wife Cynthia have split. They are separated. Is Cynthia on a romantic getaway with Lenny Kravitz? "She is not! I know that," Cynthia's mom says. [Daily News]
  • This picture of Angelina Jolie in the hospital window showing off her baby bump is sooo clearly not Angelina Jolie. [Just Jared]
  • Angie and Brad want at least $15 million for the first shot of them with the newborns. Duh. [NY Post]
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9:00 AM on Thu Jul 3 2008
By Dodai
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Latest by n/a: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt ARE NOT DEMANDING ANYTHING for first pics of their twins. I've been following this story for weeks. People & Us tab mag have been reported as likely competitors for these pix by the media. Media more »

Loose Lips Things are looking up for Ms. Britney Spears. She was granted a change in visitation rights for her two sons this morning. Rumor is she is now allowed to have the boys over night. • Heather Locklear has entered rehab for depression and anxiety. Why is institutionalization for mental illness called "rehab" these days? • Kathy Griffin says that despite his prominent role on her reality show, she and Apple billionaire Steve Wozniak never did it. "We were dating, but were just friendly," Kathy says. "I never fucked him or anything! The truth is. we really were friends the whole time." [TMZ, Us, Dlisted]

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snap judgment

Hawaiian Tourists Talk Smack Behind Heather's Back

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Loose Lips Robin Williams is divorcing his wife of almost 20 years, Marsha Garces. The pair is citing irreconcilable differences. • Richie Sambora's 10-year-old daughter by Heather Locklear, Ava, was allegedly in the car last night when he was arrested for a DUI. For shame, dude, for shame. • Jamie Lynn Spears: def engaged. Baby daddy Casey Aldridge's cousin, Tina Robinson, told Us, "He proposed a few days ago, and she accepted." Also, Casey's great uncle is named Odus. That is all. [Entertainment Tonight, Us, Us]

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snap judgment

Everything Is Coming Up Roses Geraniums For Heather Locklear

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Sienna Miller & Rhys Ifans To Wed; Kimora Knocked Up?

  • Sienna Miller has reportedly finally agreed to marry Rhys Ifans — after he asked a third time. Summer wedding, you guys. With guests like Kate Moss and Keira Knightley! [Mirror]
  • Is Kimora Lee Simmons knocked up? Sources say she's got a bun in the oven, thanks to Djimon Hounsou. Now we're gonna be hearing about her "fabulosity" fetus for the next 9 months. [Page Six, People]
  • Someone placed a 911 call claiming Heather Locklear was suicidal; but when cops arrived Heather was fine, never requested medical assistance and did not place the call. WTF. [TMZ, TMZ]
  • Star Jones and Al Reynolds: It's over! Three and a half years after their sponsored wedding, Al has moved out and Star is planning to divorce him. Anyone surprised? [ONTD, MSNBC]
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9:00 AM on Mon Mar 10 2008
By Dodai
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Latest by sonofabiscuit is sprinkling greatness: Julie Andrews is a love child? OMGOMGOMG I have something in common with Julie Andrews!!!112 more »

news roundup

Dark Matter, Light Reading!

  • "'Please leave me alone. ... This is a very hard time for me,'" he said as he threw his arms up and wept. WSJ]
  • Dark Matter, a Meryl Streep movie about an Asian campus shooter delayed following the Virginia Tech killings, is finally set to be released. [WSJ]
  • We have 11-year-old sex offenders in this country now. [MyFoxDFW]
  • And Kimora Lee Simmons Barbies. [NY Mag]
  • What happens when a pharmaceutical sales rep copies and pastes the Match.com profile of a Harper's writer? A somewhat awkward date! [WSJ]
  • Too. Fucking. Sad. [LA Times]
  • Oh my GOD and if you think that is bad you won't BELIEVE what's happening to this critical American industry. [NYT]
  • Hillary and John McCain had a vodka drinking contest with Hillary when the two were in Estonia a few years back but Barry Hussein asked for his shot glasses to be filled with water. Islamofascist! [NY Times]
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6:45 PM on Fri Feb 15 2008
By Moe
3,729 views, 36 comments

Latest by quitpretendingthanks: At least Kimora admits she's not a model thin. Some episode of her show she was trying on sample sizes and goes "Oh no honey, those days are long gone," or something of that nature. I think that more »

hookers, victims & doormats*

Kate Hudson Gets Creative; Heather Locklear Goes Lifetime

*Inspired by Shirley MacLaine's assertion that the best parts for actresses fall into one of the above categories

With rumors of the writers strike coming to a close, today was rife with casting notices for many an A (or B) List actress. Kate Hudson, Brittany Murphy, Robin Wright Penn, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Monica Bellucci, Winona Ryder, Julianne Moore and Heather Locklear have all been placed in forthcoming films, some of which are contingent on the writers strike reaching a resolution. So are these ladies portraying hookers, victims, doormats, some insidious combination of all three, or are they playing actual three dimensional female characters? Find out after the jump.

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5:40 PM on Wed Feb 6 2008
By Jessica
3,857 views, 34 comments

molly

When in doubt, try one mad print not two

We know that it's the season of prints, plaids and polka dots, but Heather Locklear and Molly Sims could do with a reminder that a little goes a long way when it comes to these potent fashion statements. Print halter dress, yes. Print halter with zebra bag, nish nish. Same goes for Molly's mad about dots moment.

4:06 PM on Thu Dec 7 2006
By eurotrash
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