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    Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes

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    Erin Fetherston For Target: If You Wear Your Heart On Your Sleeve (Literally), Your Ship Has Arrived
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    Image of La Chica Lucy La Chica Lucy
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    Can you un-Cornify? The sparklies might get annoying after a while...
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    Using Cornify on Jez while watching Charlie the Unicorn in a little window = sugary goodness!
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    02/14/09

    Or this
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    Oh hello new way to procrastinate from studying. Pleasure to meet you.


    *giggle*

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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    Oh, I totally cornified my blog about a week ago.
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    Is there a Gothify one that can decorate pages with skulls, zombies etc? I'd definitely sign up for that one. Anyone with me?
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    02/14/09

    @Glitterbug: See, I would do both and be so rediculously happy that I would never get anything done. Which is probably a good thing.
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    Image of TheLemon TheLemon
    02/14/09

    @Glitterbug: Someone named "Glitterbug" wants to Gothify things? Love it!

    (My daughter would love to Gothify her entire life if she could.)
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    02/14/09

    @TheLemon spit out a bad seed: I used to be one, but my obsession with all things Old-School Disney and lack of affection for facial piercings kind of alienated me from them! I still have an appreciation of all things morbid, though!


    (Speaking from experience, I'm sure your daughter will be into Abercrombie in a few years and you'll pray for the old days of Hot Topic!)

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    Image of TheLemon TheLemon
    02/14/09

    @Glitterbug: She went the other direction...Abercrombie first, then Hot Topic. I'm totally fine with that!


    I'm sure there are some Goth Disney fans out there somewhere.

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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    02/14/09

    @TheLemon spit out a bad seed: I'm sure there are, but I never met one! I got so annoyed with people saying I wasn't a "real" goth that I got a fabulous t-shirt saying "If You're a Goth, Where Were You When We Sacked Rome?"


    At least Hot Topic is a step down, price wise. Or, I'm assuming it is. I know that I can build an entire outfit out of the cost of one Abercrombie polo shirt!

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    Image of musicpup musicpup
    02/14/09

    @Glitterbug: HAI THERE. GOTH DISNEY FANS UNITE. I kind of left the scene because I didn't feel like dyeing my hair dark all the time and didn't want to get crazy random tattoos and piercings, either.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02/14/09

    @TheLemon spit out a bad seed: I read an article, I think in the Independent or Guardian that said that Goth children turn out to be great and very successful adults, sinve many Goths are into reading and intellectual ideas.


    I looove al things black so I'm with Glittenburg on this one.

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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    02/14/09

    @musicpup: beleave me!: Yeah! You have good taste, and I agree re.tattoos and stuff. At least most crappy teenage fashion choices don't haunt you for eternity!
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    Image of electric barbarella is a pretty hate machine electric barbarella is a pretty hate machine
    02/14/09

    @Glitterbug: If you find one please let me know. My wardrobe is so dark it's clinically depressed.
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    02/14/09

    @octobersky is electric barbarella: Mine committed suicide, and now I just keep my clothes slung over the desk where I'm supposed to work...
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    02/14/09

    @Glitterbug: Oh hell yes! Is it weird that I'd be down for both???
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
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    Image of musicpup musicpup
    02/14/09

    @tinycowboybraaaaains: MY UNICORN POSTER IN MY ROOM IN GERMANY APPROVES.


    AND NO, I AM NOT TAKING IT DOWN ANYTIME SOON.

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    02/14/09

    @musicpup: beleave me!: YOU HAVE A UNICORN POSTER?!?! JEALOUSY, I HAS IT.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    I peaked at 9, so it's a dream come true to be able to revisit that wonderful time. Finally, NYTimes.com will hold my interest long enough for me to finish reading an entire article.
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    Image of CandyColoredFrown CandyColoredFrown
    02/14/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks; Try Adding Zombies: NYTimes.com was the first site that I cornified!
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    02/14/09

    @CandyColoredFrown: Cornifying godhatesfags.com is also very soothing.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    If only they had this program for my notebooks and pencils in elementary school. I wouldn't have spent so much time pining in the aisles of Stop & Shop.
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    Image of sassy sassy
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    This is far too much fun. I wonder if I can stack it with the bacon one, and have sparkly-love-bacon.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    02/14/09

    @sassy wants her own tenth Doctor: Yes, Yes, Do it right now, and I will work on a Clive Owen one and our computers will be the most awesome places in the world!
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    Hmmm...I'm tempted to go and cornify The Knot, but I am pretty sure my head will explode upon cornification.


    Then again, its pretty corntastic w/o any modification...

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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    This reminds me of a site from years ago that would translate any text on a website to Valley-girl language. Like, totally!


    I wonder if they have one for Sarah Palin language yet, doncha know?

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    Image of Sanfo Sanfo
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER LISA FRANK YESTERDAY. Hortense, you're incredible. How do you do that voodoo you do so well?

    Seriously, though, this is how I'm going to live my life for the rest of the month. Life is so much more believable when you can fist people with a Lisa Frank unicorn.
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    Image of horizontal_forest horizontal_forest
    02/14/09

    @Sanford is work-appropriate in formal sweatpants.: Lisa Frank sextoys?
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    Image of Sanfo Sanfo
    02/14/09

    @horizontal_forest: Oh god, could you imagine? Glitter is already the herpes of craft supplies. That would be LETHAL.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    This makes me excited for work (I have to use the patent and trademark office website with alarming frequency, often in front of my boss who thinks I am alarmingly twee already. I can't wait!)
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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    What happens when you Cornify Twilight and Twihard sites? :)
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    02/14/09

    @whatsergem: Nothing. It looks EXACTLY the same.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    02/14/09

    @whatsergem: What would happen in that case is what people were afraid would happen when the Large Hadron Collider was activated.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    02/14/09

    In reply to Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
    Oh good god. It's every little girl's dream and my nightmare.


    I dated a girl who was obsessed with Hello Kitty and pink and glitter. Waking up in her room was frightening. This is like that, but on my computer screen.

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    02/14/09

    @TheVaginaWig is Fabulous to the Nth Degree: See, I love pink and glitter and HK and all that girly shit, but am aware that if I decorate my apartment like this, it may scare away dudes (which obvs I know you are not, love :-)). So I rein it in and keep it limited to a pink "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster and Hello Kitty toaster.
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    02/14/09

    @TheVaginaWig is Fabulous to the Nth Degree: Never dated anybody into all of the pink and glittery stuff, but I had a professor who was all about Lisa Frank. He even had a Lisa Frank trapper keeper that he carried all his notes for class in.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    02/14/09

    @whats_in_a_name: This frightens me.
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    Image of pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks) pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks)
    02/14/09

    @whats_in_a_name: I want to be in his class NOW.
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    02/14/09

    @twinpeaks is not gainfully employed: The best was the day a bunch of people didn't have enough work done for our desk critiques that day so he was standing in front of the class hugging the binder yelling at them. The class in the other half of the studio space thought he was the scariest person ever and we were all sitting there trying to not bust out laughing.
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    Image of whatwouldjanedo whatwouldjanedo
    02/14/09

    @whats_in_a_name: What did this man teach?
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    02/14/09

    @whatwouldjanedo: architectural design studio classes.
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