Dick Cheney Receives New, Hopefully More Empathetic Heart

On Saturday, after 20 months on a donor waiting list, the blackened lump of coal that's been unsteadily powering former Vice President Dick Cheney's body since he suffered his first heart attack at the frighteningly young age of 37 was exchanged for a new one from an anonymous donor. According to a statement from the… »3/25/12 1:00pm3/25/12 1:00pm