Professor Meowington's headphones for cats are made by cats, for cats, though it seems like the product needs a new pitchman, maybe one with sturdier nasal passages and mucus membranes. It's only a friendly suggestion — even Vince Shlomi would have a hard time pitching these.

The days of being called "sir" by strangers due to your gender-neutral headphones are over, thanks to a new style of headphones that are "for women."