The New York Times published an article about precipitation in California today with the headline “Thanks to El Niño, Thirsty California Is Suddenly All Wet.” Now that’s what you call a state of arousal! Bye!
"Holding Grimly On."
Sorry, but we can't "improve" on the Daily Fail's headline: "Mobility scooter with a mind of its own whisks elderly woman off on hair-raising five-mile ride." [Daily Mail]
