"No pictures, please. Channing Tatum and I are just good friends."


"I am the ghost of Christmas past. Bring me an Old-Fashioned, a pack of Luckys and a pair of tap shoes!" (Yes, that is Mitzi "Nurse Nellie Furbush" Gaynor!)


Jenna Dewan: "Make this quick. My breasts are trying to escape."


Katie Holmes (a Dizzy Feet Foundation founding member) has the look of someone who knows she's about to have to answer questions about Scientology, being a prisoner, and/or her daughter's shoes. In other words, she's poised to flee. (Or else her skirt is just shorter than she realized and she's doing the no-show dance.)


Haylie Duff: holiday-party-ready. All she needs is one of those sparkly sweaters!


Mary Murphy is either sporting a dress that looks like a strapless mini over a tee, or a strapless mini over a tee. It's a philosophical and aesthetic conundrum.


Sharni Vinson says: "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof auditions, this way?"


Philanthropist Glorya Kaufman has, with her multiple good works, earned the right to wear a see-through housecoat if she so chooses. And to spell her name with a "Y."


Kristi Yamaguchi: "What? I like bows."

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I get that the point of an LBD is that you can accessorize it and make it your own; and I guess...that's exactly what Bachelor winner Shayne Lamas has done?


Kaya Jones demonstrates a baffling trend in dresses: too tight on the bottom, too loose on top.


Apparently, Andie Walsh has become a dress designer. And Rebecca Mader is buying her designs.


Haylie Duff brings the old Hollywood glamour. And as a result, must be feeling kinda out of place on this Contempo Casuals red carpet.


It's like Haley Webb is bringing the entire decade of the 1960s together in one dress: cocktails plus tie-dye! Mad Men meets Woodstock!


America Olivo, fresh from a shine in the Emerald City.


It's always a bad sign when a Hilton is one of the most demure on a red carpet.


I'm fairly sure Tim Burton had a hand in designing Shantel VanSanten's frock - I just can't figure out what his vision was. Evil-twin figure-skater?


You know how in a fancy restaurant the maitre d' can force a guy to put on a jacket? Can we do that to Dakota Pike?


And now, an incontrovertible Ugly: Nina Bergman's "Cherry Pie" special.

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The Good:
Hey, Paula! She looks pretty damn cute with all the buttons and the interesting shoes.

On someone else this dress might look trashy, but Haylie Duff is pulling it off somehow. The pop-of-color-shoes are a bonus.

Pussycat Doll Jessica Sutta's dress is fresh and springy and adorable. Kudos.

Dancing With The Stars host Samantha Harris makes it look easy. This dress is fits well and is flattering and fun.

The Bad:

Sure, white really flatters your skin tone and it's L.A., where shorts are eveningwear, and your legs are great, but something about this ensemble is terribly vexing, Vanessa Minnillo. Perhaps it's the bedazzled tank.

Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane had the same idea as Haylie Duff, but just didn't pull it off. She needs a sleek ponytail, a stack of bangles and a bra.

Melissa Rivers: Stuck in a tear in the space-time continuum, where it is 2001 and leather jackets, faded jeans and pointy shoes are all the rage.

Kim Kardashian's dress isn't bad; In fact it's quite cute. But perhaps taken in and sans belt, it could be a body-skimming tunic? Right now it seems to be emphasizing the width of her hips and camouflaging her tiny waist. She can do better; we've seen it.

The Ugly:

This, my friends, is Lisa Kline herself! Unfortunately, this dress is a disaster from neckline to hemline. Ill-fitting, oddly designed and weirdly reminiscent of cobwebs. In a bad way.

Stacy Keibler's minty green dress is actually sort of cute, but she ruined it with that heavy, clunky, dark necklace. And shall we discuss the shoes? The incredibly vulgar shoes? If the point is to evoke the image of the tip of an uncut phallus, then, by God: Well done.

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