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Kanye Might Be Banned From Clooney's Haiti Telethon; Heidi's Afraid To Face Her Furious Mom

• Kanye West wasn't invited to George Clooney's Haiti telethon. "After what he said on the Katrina telethon and the way he behaved at the MTV VMAs, everyone agrees it's just best that he does not participate," said a producer.

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Courtney Writes About Frances Again; Jon & Kate Divide Their Assets

• Courtney Love threatened to sue Perez Hilton for publishing her messages about Frances Bean Cobain, yet she posted about her daughter again today saying, "im angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears."

#goodbadugly

At Hollywood Style Awards, "Style" In Sneer Quotes

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Jay Leno Takes A Shot At Letterman, Katy And Russell Are Hooking Up, And The Spice Girls Are Back, Again

• Jay Leno went after David Letterman last night, dropping a few Letterman jokes in his opening monologue. "If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host," he told his audience, "you've got the wrong studio." [USWeekly]

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Scary Loves Posh's Clothes; Jennifer Connelly Models Anti-Gravity Shoes

• Did L.A. boutique Maxfield drop Victoria Beckham's dVb in favor of Holmes & Yang? Posh's people say Maxfield hasn't ordered the line for three seasons, and the decision had nothing to do with Katie Holmes, who is Posh's friend. [P6]

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Jon "Midlife Crisis" Gosselin Shops For Sports Car; Kourtney K. Is Pregnant

• Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman have been shopping for a Mercedes or a Porche. Kate Gosselin just bought a Toyota Land Cruiser that seats 8+, but it seems Jon isn't planning on ferrying kids to soccer practice. [Radar Online]

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Russell Brand Gets Dunked; Jennifer Aniston's Dog Will Judge Us All

• Russell Brand was shoved into a fountain by an onlooker as he filmed his latest movie in London: "The bloke used a bit of force," says a source, "Brand was completely underwater. I expect he will have some bruises." [TheSun]

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Jennifer's Birthday Tantrum; Jon Gosselin's "Single"

• Jennifer Lopez "threw a fit" when guests were late to her 40th birthday bash:

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Jen & Bradley "Just Friends"; Chace & Ed's Bromance Over?

• Chace Crawford has moved out of the NYC apartment he shared with Ed Westwick and into a penthouse way downtown.

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LaToya Jackson Believes Michael Was Murdered

• LaToya Jackson believes that her brother, Michael, was murdered by his "shadowy entourage," who took advantage of him and got him addicted to several prescription drugs. "It will all come out," she says, "You will be shocked." [USWeekly]

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Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa

• Morgan Freeman is planning to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines, who he raised since she was a child... if you believe The National Enquirer.

#instantimplants

Photoshop Of Horrors

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Cruise & Beckham's Bromance; Brüno's Trickery

• Curious about the bromance between Tom Cruise and David Beckham? A new book will explain it all to you, including how Beckham decided to name his kid Cruz. [Gatecrasher]

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Jackson Family Ready To Fight For Custody Of Michael's Children

• Michael Jackson's family is reportedly ready to fight his ex-wife (and mother of two of his children) Debbie Rowe for custody, as they believe that Rowe was never truly involved and that the kids should stay "within the family."[TMZ]

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Hayden Gives Good Cheer

[Los Angeles, June 16. Image via Flynet]

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Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed

• Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]

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Edward Cullen Breaks Your Little Sister's Heart

• To start this Memorial Day weekend, here's a picture of Robert Pattinson with his arm around a pretty blonde that is probably making the girl I saw wearing a "Team Edward" t-shirt yesterday cry. [ShowbizSpy]

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A-Rod & Kate Hudson Swap Spit; Gwyneth & ScarJo "Catfight"

• Damn Yankee Alex Rodriguez — previously linked to Madonna — was seen MAKING OUT with Kate Hudson in Miami. Isn't she into hairy hippies? [Page Six]

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Kiefer Surrenders To Cops; Paula Claims She's Never Been Drunk

• Kiefer Sutherland surrendered to police yesterday for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. He was arrested and charged with a third-degree assault charge. He was photographed and fingerprinted. Then he left. [People]