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Lauren Conrad's Fashion Star Is Fading

  • Poor L.C. Influential L.A. boutique Kitson (the same one rumored to be cooling on Posh, but wasn't) is actually dropping Lauren Conrad's line due to "lackluster sales." [NY Mag]
  • Candie's knows how to net the classy demographic: along with current pitch girl Hayden Panettiere, the company is taking over Perezhilton.com today to launch its new ad campaign. Hayden, who's releasing an album, will be singing in the ads. Quoth she: "I'm someone that has a lot of different personalities, so what I wear depends on the mood I'm in. I think the clothes worked well for the video. They gave me a lot of options to pick from." [WWD]
  • Better late than never? British retailer Blues Clothing launches the "Marilyn Monroe collection," a "trendy, fashionable, and girly" line for young adults. Cause those are the first things that come to mind when you think of Norma Jean. [BlackBook]
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The Mystery Of Sarah Jessica Parker's Mole

  • Did Sarah Jessica Parker remove her "famous" mole? You know, the one on her chin? (And while we're at it, did she have, as some claim, a series of subtle nose jobs? [This Is London, Awful Plastic Surgery]
  • Speaking of procedures, what did Katherine Heigl do to her lips? [Awful Plastic Surgery]
  • Natalie Cole has been diagnosed with Hepatitis C. Her doctor says, "Natalie has had a terrific response to her medication and is now virus negative." She is experiencing side-effects of the drugs, like fatigue, muscle aches and dehydration, but she is doing well. The disease is most likely from her past drug use. [People]
  • Lindsay Lohan has been satisfying her DUI requirements, including a trip to the morgue. She'll have to do an alcohol education class next. Think she'll ace it? [TMZ]
  • Amy Poehler on The Office spinoff? Really? Really? Just as long as she still does Weekend Update. [Reuters]
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Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson To Tie The Knot?

  • Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson: Engaged??? Apparently she has a huge new rock on her finger. A source says, "He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional." Guess Owen's rough times are over? [The Sun]
  • John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston spent another weekend together in Miami, eating salads poolside and making out. [People]
  • Jenna Bush got married. [People]
  • Dennis Farina was arrested at LAX for carrying a loaded, unregistered, .22 caliber, semi-automatic pistol in his briefcase. Farina is a former cop but, uh, you can't bring a gun on a plane. [Reuters]
  • Hugh Hefner wants Miley Cyrus to pose for Playboy. When she's old enough. This is what happens. Don't you feel like weeping? [The Sun]
  • Lindsay Lohan: Seen crying at Crown Bar in West Hollywood after a fight with girlfriend Sam Ronson, awwww. [Page Six]
  • But LL was all smiles when she worked the crowd at the Wango Tango concert and introduced Snoop Dogg. When I say Wango you say Tango! [TMZ]
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PhotoShop Of Horrors Poor Hayden Panettiere is no stranger to PhotoShop. And though it's not immediately apparent just what the problem is, something is clearly amiss with her body in this Candie's ad (as seen in this week's In Touch.) Specifically: Her legs. Evidence shows that they are not made of plastic. So why does this ad make them look like Barbie doll stems? Also, her shins appear to be as long as her entire arm. Which, anatomically, doesn't seem right. (Click to see larger.)

Reader Roundup Best Comment of the Day, in response to The 5 Items You Must Have For Spring: "Jezebel's new style is getting more polished and fun with every post. Delightful!" We say: so glad you like the new format! • Helpful Hint of the Day, from the post Who Designed Hayden's Dress? It's Lovely!: "Also love the shoes. Wish I could walk in shoes that high but love." We say: you can buy shoes like Hayden's from YSL — these platform pumps have a wider stem so even high heel virgins can walk comfortably on them. At $525, they're a lasting wardrobe staple.


the good, the bad & the ugly

Some Fashions At The Kids' Choice Awards Were Surprisingly Childish

Saturday night brought one of the events that, in my youth, I anticipated as anxiously as the winter holidays: The Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards. Lots of celebs! Lots of slime! Jack Black hosted the frenetically-paced activities and lots of celebrities brought the pretty. See: America Ferrera, left. Does she ever look bad? I also like how she played the pretty dress all casual with the wooden wedges, but that's neither here nor there. Also in attendance: Abigail Breslin, Cameron Diaz, Jordin Sparks, Jodie Foster, Amy Poehler, Ashlee Simpson, Hayden Panettiere, Rihanna and Miley Cyrus, who is looking less like a tween of late and more and more like a 50-something who's spent too much time in the tanning booth. Miley, and the other Good, Bad and Ugly, after the jump. More »

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Did Heath Ledger Father A Love Child?

  • Is there a Heath Ledger love child? When Heath was 17, he dated a 25-year-old woman who gave birth to a baby girl after the relationship ended. [People]
  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday. [Star]
  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt did not get married and were not even in New Orleans. They were in Texas, where Brad is shooting a film. [People]
  • Sarah Jessica Parker's 5-year-old son James is an Obama supporter. [People]
  • Amy Winehouse's husband, Blake Incarcerated, was attacked by fellow inmates in prison because they were convinced he had a secret stash of heroin. Blake has failed three drug tests while in Pentonville Prison and spends a lot of time in solitary confinement. [ONTD]
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Dear Cosmo Girl Hayden "Heroes" Panettiere: "Better To Be The Turtle Than The Hare"

It's almost spring, so it's probably fitting that Cosmopolitan has decided to put Heroes actress Hayden Panettiere on the cover of its April issue (right next to the words "SEX GENIUS" in 64-point type!). Not only is Panettiere a budding star — after she gets her first big, silver-screen role her handlers will no doubt go after the cover of the glossier, more respected Glamour — and a budding adult (she's just 18), but, according to graphologist Sheila Kurtz, she's got "buds of an imagination, but no apparent follow through." (Ouch?) After the jump, Kurtz weighs in on the actress' handwriting, as seen on the "Cosmo Quiz" accompanying Hayden's newly-released cover story. More »

Reader Roundup Best Comment of the Day, in response to Photoshop Of Horrors: "The pants just don't add up to her waist...I'm so confused. It makes it seem like she's got a vagina that goes to the left to the left." We say: put everything you own in Hayden's box to the left. • Worst, in response to Dear Abigail Breslin: Don't Ever Change: "Abigail is a slut." We say: we can't even believe we're dignifying this with a response. She's eleven.

PhotoShop Of Horrors What in God's name have the people at Dooney & Bourke done to Hayden Panettiere? This doesn't even look like her. The eerily alien head, oddly sinewy neck and incredibly narrowed shoulders are terrifying. And what about her complete and utter lack of a belly button. Is she Eve? Patricia Heaton? Why would they airbrush out her navel? In fact, the longer you look at the shape of the "body" they digitally sculpted, the less sense it makes. (Click the picture to see it larger.)

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Heroes' Hayden Panettiere Is An American Everywoman

Even though Hayden Panettiere turned 18 last August, we're wondering, is the Heroes starlet a teenager or an adult? We ask only because Hayden is on the cover of three different Hearst girly magazines for April 2008: There's Cosmopolitan ("Fun • Fearless • Female"), which, according to demographics, has a medium reader age of 31.5. But Hayden is also on the cover of Seventeen ("It's Fun To Be Seventeen" — median reader age, 16.5), and that magazine's seasonal spin-off, Seventeen Prom (median age, um, Jessica McClintock?). Are we supposed to believe that both high school sophomores and career women in their thirties want to buy into what Hayden — and Hearst — is selling?* After the jump, we take a closer look at the differences in how Hayden is presented to the ladymag-loving public. More »

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Jill Stuart Jettisons Lindsay Lohan For Hilary Swank

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Loose Lips Mischa Barton was in court today to deal with that pesky DUI and marijuana possession charge she racked up last December. The case has been continued until April 10th, but Mischa's lawyer Anthony Salerno says he thinks the pot charges will be dropped. • Hayden Panettiere says she broke up with Laguna Beach alum Stephen Colletti because she "wanted to breathe" (Milo Ventimiglia's fumes!) and because she just "wanted to be single at the time" (so she could date Milo Vengtimiglia). [TMZ, Us]

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Avril: Hey, Hey, You, You, I Think You Might Be Knocked Up

  • Avril Lavigne is pregnant! Maybe! [News.com.au]
  • Janet Jackson has been asking designers like Badgley Mischka for bridal gown samples! Is she going to marry that gremlin Jermaine Dupri? [Page Six]
  • Janet poses as brother Michael from Off The Wall on the new cover of Vibe. [Concrete Loop]
  • Oooooh, George Clooney on the cover of Time! [The.Life. Files]
  • Is it a girl for Minnie Driver? She was seen buying girly baby clothes from J. Crew and talking about her pregnancy. [Page Six]
  • Pink says her divorce is not about cheating, anger or fighting. She writes on her Web site: "One never knows the future, but mine and Carey's just might involve beach babies and sunshine one day. Just not right now." [People]
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Loose Lips Hayden Panettiere had a Valentine's Day dinner with her little brother Jansen, her momager Lesley and her dad, Alan. BF Milo Ventimiglia was nowhere to be found! Curious! • More barely legal Hollywood news: Ashley Tisdale tells Us that despite rumors, she is not contemplating a boob job. Isn't that what Britney said back in the day? • 50 Cent just won a legal battle with his baby mama. Saniqua Tomkins, mother of their 10-year-old son Marquis, had asked for $50,000 a month in child support. The judge ruled that 50 should pay $6,700 a month instead. [Just Jared, Us, Perez]


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Courtney Love "Knows" Britney; Did J. Lo Have Twins?

  • Courtney Love on Britney Spears: "I know exactly what's going on, having been there. If she doesn't get help something very, very bad is gonna happen. Marilyn Monroe was strapped to a gurney too, but, other than me and Britney, no one's ever been strapped to a gurney." Really? No one? [PageSix.com]
  • Jennifer Lopez gave birth! Maybe! If you believe this blog we like! She allegedly had twins yesterday on Long Island! A boy and a girl! Maybe! [The.Life Files]
  • If J.Lo did give birth, she did it in a couture hospital gown. But you probably knew that already. [MSNBC]
  • UCLA Medical Center has classified patient Britney Spears as G.D., gravely disabled. She went into a manic, paranoid state when she was admitted to the hospital, screaming, "The only reason she's admitting me is because she wants to be alone with her boyfriend!" [TMZ]
  • Kevin Federline is "worried" about Britney and feels the psychiatric hospital is the best place for her right now. [People]
  • A former colleague says Britney's new shrink is "excellent." Fingers crossed. [People]
  • Sources say that when Britney checked into the hospital last Wednesday night she hadn't slept since Saturday. [People]
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