It's Official: Maya Rudolph's Variety Show Has an Airdate!

Ooooooooooohhhhhhh, ooh ooh ooh, Maya Rudolph's variety show is happening—let me be on it! Let me be on it!! Pick me! I have 13 years of girlchoir experience, I kind of remember the choreography to "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy," and I can sing every word of Tom Lehrer's The Elements WHILE DRUNK. (Especially while drunk.)… » 4/15/14 8:00pm 4/15/14 8:00pm

How Hayden Panettiere Avoided Ending Up Like Lohan and Bynes

Nashville star Hayden Panettiere is on the May cover of Glamour — posing in absolutely stunning, vivid and summery photos by Peggy Sirota — and inside, she explains that although she was a child actress, her friends and family kept her from going off the rails. "I came up in the Messy Generation," she says. "The… » 4/02/13 1:20pm 4/02/13 1:20pm

While You Were Sleeping Cory Monteith Checked Into Rehab (Again)

Glee star and "Frankenteen" Cory Monteith, who's previously been open about his troubled past as a delinquent teenager, has checked into rehab for substance abuse. His rep confirms to People: "[Monteith] has voluntarily admitted himself to a treatment facility for substance addiction [...] He graciously asks for your… » 4/01/13 9:00am 4/01/13 9:00am

Justin Bieber Terrorizes Gated Community With Fast Cars and Dionysian…

Justin Bieber and the stache he is (jokingly?) attempting to "grow out" has been accused of battery after a confrontation with one of his Calabasas neighbors (let's just call him Mr. Wilson) yesterday. Early Tuesday morning, Bieber had a new Ferrari delivered and spent the wee hours tooling (loudly) around his hood in… » 3/27/13 9:00am 3/27/13 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan Borrows Designer Dress, Unsurprisingly Returns It in…

So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair… » 2/21/13 9:00am 2/21/13 9:00am

Reese Witherspoon Is Being Asked Dumb Babyweight Questions, Natch

Aw, man. I like Reese Witherspoon just fine, but it's a world-class bummer when actresses say "health" and mean "weight." Having just given birth to son Tennessee James, she addressed someone's question about the Amazing Race to drop her baby weight. "I don't know if I'm bouncing back. I'm slowly crawling back. You… » 12/11/12 9:00am 12/11/12 9:00am

Kate Middleton Still Royally Puking in the Hospital

K8 Middleton, rather delightfully referred to in this New York Daily News article as a "queasy royal," is feeling a little better after getting fluids but remains in London's King Edward VII hospital due to severe Wingardium Leviosa!! hyperemesis gravidarum. A palace spokesman wants everyone concerned for Kate… » 12/05/12 9:00am 12/05/12 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan Called That Woman a Thief and a "Fucking Gypsy" Right…

As if Lindsay Lohan smacking a woman at a nightclub after a Justin Bieber concert over some dude from a band called The Wanted didn't already sound like a demented Canterbury Tale written in glitter pen ("Lindsay got drunker and drunker… and it turned Max [George] off"), there is now a whole new dimension of… » 12/01/12 11:30am 12/01/12 11:30am

Nicolas Cage's Hairline Denies Creeping on Vanessa Hudgens

The Star reported that while filming the upcoming thriller Frozen Ground, Nicolas Cage freaked former Disney Pop Tart Vanessa Hudgens the fuck out to the point where "she begged directors to banish him from the set." Sources close to Hudgens say that he would apparently show up to watch her on days where he wasn't… » 9/08/12 11:30am 9/08/12 11:30am