[Los Angeles, October 9. Image via Flynet]

[On the set of "New York I Love You," New York, April 16. Images via Splash.]

[Los Angeles, April 10th. Images via INFDaily.]

[Los Angeles, February 19. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

• Dina Lohan says Lindsay's nude pix were "very tastefully done." She adds: "I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor... I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character. I wouldn't have sent my 14-year-old to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldn't do anything with her sister there, that was risqué." [People]
  
• Jennifer Lopez has checked into the maternity ward at North Shore University Hospital. Repeat: Jennifer Lopez is in the building. Twins to come! [Page Six]
  
• Matthew McConaughey's unborn baby: It's a boy! A future surfer dude, fer sure. [Gatecrasher]
  
• Has Jennifer Aniston found love on the set of her new film? A source says she and costar Aaron Eckhart are superclose. [MSNBC]
  
• Britney Spears has a new lawyer, who went to court yesterday to see about visitation: No changes were made and Britney still cannot see her children. Sources say K-Fed wants Britney to have some visitation rights; plus Brit's Dad Jaime was hoping to create a stable environment — but the court said no. For now. [TMZ]

• FedEx's lawyer agrees that Jamie Spears being around is a positive step. [People]
• Meanwhile, Britney is back to her old no-underwear ways. [ONTD]
• Get a whiff of this: Britney's perfume made £13 million in the celeb section of the market in the UK. The sweet smell of success! [Mirror]
• Uh, is Britney pregnant?!?!? [Mirror]
• As reported yesterday, Pink and Carey Hart are getting divorced. Pink's rep says, "While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger." Sources say they had an agreement about "extramarital sports" but she changed her mind when she began to think about kids. Truth? Or cover up for lesbian leanings? [Rush & Molloy]
• Oh, this report says Pink and Carey's careers are to blame. [TMZ]
• Did Nicolas Cage wrongly write of $3.3 million in personal expenses? He's filed a tax court lawsuit disputing $814,000 in taxes and penalties. Watch out, Nic: The IRS is scary. [Page Six]
• Blind item! "Which DUI-ed director/actor - goes this ridiculous but too-good-not-to-share story doing the rounds in Hollywood - wears a fake nose to avoid being recognized in public? It is said he lends it to his closeted actor buddy, who wears it when trawling for men." [Gatecrasher]
• Hayden Christensen on his stint as Anakin/Darth Vader: "It's not why you become an actor, to do stuff like that." [Rush & Molloy]
• Bobby Brown was in court yesterday regarding a cocaine possession charge from last year. The decision could take a few days, but apparently Bobby asked troopers who came to his hotel room and found drugs to "use discretion" and not charge him. Haha, what? [TMZ]
• Orlando Bloom and Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr: It's on. [TMZ]
• She's no longer with Jenny Craig, so Kirstie Alley is developing her own weight-loss brand. Coming in 2009! [People]
• Owen Wilson will go back to work: He's starring in Marley & Me, a comedy (based on the book) about a writer and his dog. Filming begins in Miami in March, sweet. [People]
• Nicole Kidman wants to make more kid-friendly films, yawn. [People]
• Scary Movie actress Anna Faris: Divorced. [People]
• Scarlett Johansson doesn't have a new tattoo, it's some kind of wacky temporary bullcrap. [The Sun]
• Amy Winehouse didn't show up for an award show rehearsal on Monday because she was distraught over learning hubby Blake was trading her picture for heroin. Sing it out, Amy! [The Sun]
• One of her cute-ass backup singers says Amy Winehouse is "full of energy, full of life." Also, she's been wearing a drawn teardrop on her face "because her baby's incarcerated." She'll wear it until he gets out. [People]
• Meanwhile, Kelly Osbourne has offered "wonderful support" to Amy in her battle with drugs, sez Amy's dad. [Mirror]
• Pete Doherty won't model unless you pay him £30,000. LOL. [The Sun]
• Was Elizabeth Hurley paying her Indian maid "slave wages"??? Violet D'Souza claims she was getting as little as £1.20 an hour and working 60 to 70 hours a week. Violet was set to make a case against Liz and her hubby, but they offered her a five-figure settlement. Liz is worth about £13 million and hubs Arun Nayar comes from a wealthy Indian family. [Mirror]
• A photographer who was injured when he was knocked down outside a jewelry store after trying to snap pix of 50 Cent has been awarded a settlement. Maybe Fiddy threw him some bling? [Page Six]
• 50 Cent's son and Eminem's daughter. Hugging. OMG. [The.Life Files]

[Rome, Italy; February 6. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[New York, November 19. Image via Splash]

• Yesterday we read that Lindsay Lohan was seen buying beer — now there's a report that she failed a drug test in rehab. What the hell is going on? Seriously. [The Sun]
  
• Amy Winehouse texted her father from the Caribbean, claiming to be "right as rain." We don't know much about British sayings but we're pretty sure that doesn't mean "high as a kite," which is a plus. [Mirror]
  
• Meanwhile, Amy's dad says he prays for her every other day. Also, he's a cabbie in London; did you know that? [The Sun]
  
• James Blunt: Chasing models, singing karaoke with Paris Hilton, continuing to exist. [Page Six]
  
• Mischa Barton can't dance. Shocker. [Page Six]
  
• Bridget Moynahan refused to see Tom Brady after she gave birth to his son — but he was allowed to see the baby. That's one tough mama! [Gatecrasher]

• OK! magazine was going to cover Dannielynn's first birthday party, but now fear that they were "tricked" by Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
• Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson are on a "romantic getaway" in Turks and Caicos and you're not. [Gatecrasher, 3rd from bottom]
• Blind item! "Which struggling new glossy is so out of money that staffers are having to pay for photos on personal credit cards?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
• Blind item! "Which repeat rehabber helps her hotel staffers earn extra points when they wait on her? The upscale hotels, who require staffers to earn points based on rooms they tend to, get three times the amount to pick up her panties, scores of condoms and tidy up the room after she trashes it." [Rush & Molloy, 6th item]
• David Letterman, who very rarely appears on shows other than his own, will be on Oprah! [YahooNews]
• Ashley Olsen will play a "sexually promiscuous girl" in a movie based on a Bret Easton Ellis novel. Superman's Brandon Routh will play a vampire. [Reuters]
• David Beckham down! Becks sprained his knee Wednesday night in something called the SuperLiga final. We just had a vision of Posh tending to him in a nurse's outfit. [SportsIllustrated]

[Beverly Hills, July 17. Image via Splash]

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