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    The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease

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    Image of FourInchHeels FourInchHeels
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
    Well, at least she won't get an invite next year. We may as well give her one last year of fun before they tell the party has a minimum age, and that her maturity level doesn't qualify.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
    Wouldn't be a party without her...
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    Image of Treeless Treeless
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
    How is it possible to enjoy a party you had to whinge an invitation for?
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    12/17/08

    @Treeless: It's easy: just be too stupid to understand that's it's tacky and gross.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/17/08

    @Treeless: @GeorgeFayne: Imagine the View catfight when Elisabeth wears her I'm Invited to the White House Christmas Party and You're Not t shirt tomorrow. Then she'll accuse Joy of waging a war on Christmas.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
    Can we not just put her in a box and send her overseas somewhere?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
    I loved it when she bragged about getting a Christmas card from Dick Cheney and Joy started giving her crap about it.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
    Wowsers, tack attack.


    I told my mom who told GWB's mom who got me invited to his 12th birthday party at skateland because, even though nobody wanted me there, it wasn't fair that I didn't get to go.

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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
    My invite to the White House Christmas Party has been "lost in the mail" for the last eight years. You don't hear me airing my grievances on national television.


    Then again, I wouldn't care.

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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
    Crisis averted. It isn't a true holiday party without a little dip.
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    12/17/08

    @sylvie calls shotgun!!: hahaha nice
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/17/08

    @sylvie calls shotgun!!: I'm sure she'll bring along the gift of whine.
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    Image of mrsryan mrsryan
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
    This is just like the time my MIL didn't put my name on our Christmas card (even though she included the dog's) and, when I mentioned it, said she was "sorry" and that she'd "forgotten" my name.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/17/08

    @mrsryan: Sounds familiar...
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    12/17/08

    @mrsryan: Your MIL and mine should hang out. Fun times.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/17/08

    @mrsryan: Ew. I'd cut a bitch and refuse to let the children go to christmas at her house. You know she lives all year for when the grandchildren come for christmas.
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    12/17/08

    @Snowbunny:

    Hee Hee! You simply "forgot" where she lives.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
    Completely off-topic, but I'm pretty sure Leonard Lopate is lecturing Moe and Jezebel on NPR right now (because we're drunks, btw)
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/17/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: What? Why?
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    12/17/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: OK, he ended her call. Apparently, the topic of the show is girls drink too much and say/do dumb stuff.
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    12/17/08

    In reply to The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
    If Hasselbeck is a standard feature at the White House party it makes me think these invites are not as special as one is led to believe.


    Plus, a bit tacky this.

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    Image of everfade everfade
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
    How tacky to complain like that! Bad manners and poor form Lizzy. Redeem yourself by not going because an invite that was weasled that way is not a good way to get in.
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
    What is she, twelve?
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    12/17/08

    elisabitch hasselblech never "half-jokes". every move she makes is deliberate and sneaky and disgusting. ask her former colleagues...also known as her former castmates on survivor!


    @SharonTaint: she certainly looks like a twelve year old, couture clothing or not. barbara walters will never fire her from the show because she "looks so sunny". gag me.


    @hortense: agreed.

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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/17/08

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    She's really a brat isn't she?
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    Image of ItchykooParker ItchykooParker
    12/17/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: Yes. Look up "brat" in the dictionary, and you will find her name.
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    Image of RiotGrrrl RiotGrrrl
    12/17/08

    In reply to The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
    "She complained that she'd done a lot of the Republican party this year."


    If this is a typo keep it.

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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/17/08

    @RiotGrrrl: I concur.
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