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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    I'm assuming Kate Moss's Vintage perfume smells like mothballs and that undefinable Goodwill smell that prevents me from spending more than a minute in any thrift store.
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    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    Gorgeous, inspiring ad. It reminds me of pulp science fiction stories from the 40s and 50s. (Although the LV bag does look a bit out of place.)


    Also, swans are vicious buggers. One tried to take off my foot, but luckily I managed to move faster than him. I did get some great photographs of him looking graceful and serene, though.

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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    Having just bought 6 more vintage hats from 1910 to the 1940s in recent weeks, I confidently expect to oust Carla Bruni from her perch as best hat wearer next year. Mind you, I had to smile at the idea that someone based in Luton should be setting themselves up as the arbiter of fashion savoir.UK Jezebels of a certain age will forever remember the advert featuring a cockney girl asked by an English toff whether she had wafted in from paradise. "Nah, Luton airport!" she replies.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    F**K YOU PENGUIN, and F**K you too swan ! [fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com] Swans are nature's Porsche drivers
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    Swans/geese are the WORST. You look at those fuckers wrong and they LUNGE AT YOU LIKE SOME JURASSIC PARK SHIT. Seriously, they are like mean little velociraptors. They will fuck. your. shit. up. I hate them. I HATE THEM.
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    Image of lolacat lolacat
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    I looked at those pictures of Lily Cole. Can't the girl go out of the house with a ring on any finger she likes and not get crap about how she is attention-seeking or a crap student?


    I know, I know- I'm not surprised at the Daily Mail but it seems pretty little to make it across the pond.


    Also- Oilily filed for bankruptcy. I'm so, so NOT sad. I was tired of overpriced mother/daughter patchwork velvet spats.

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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    "Swans, they are the meanest animals in the world, you know. I had problems with them as a child. They hate children. I was caught by one, so I know. The idea of swans is lovely, and they have a beautiful shape, but they seem more romantic than they in fact are. I don't think really they die like this. They just drop dead, hmm? But who wants to see that?"


    No comment, I just wanted to reread that. Crazy, wonderful Karl.

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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/01/09

    @lilbobbytables: Ecch. I'm not that impressed by swans. I'm not that interested in them. I'm not that impressed.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/01/09

    @notheretomakefriends: that should have been italics, and said with a german accent
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    Image of Pocahaunted Pocahaunted
    06/01/09

    @lilbobbytables: I've been tearful for the past 36 hours about the murder of George Tiller, but the mental image of Karl being 'caught' by a malevolent swan made me giggle.


    Keep on with the crazy, Karl!

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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    OH. THE. IRONY. ( [jezebel.com] )

    "A study in the U.K. found that while women make up 52% of the fashion industry's workforce, they are paid 15% less than their male counterparts, and have only 37% of the top job"
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    Let's see, what would I always keep in my space purse? My Io-pod and Trojan (asteroid) condoms, of course.
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    Image of pond-side-over pond-side-over
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    He's right, swans are right hissy sods. Look at them funny and they'll break your arm.
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    Image of lolacat lolacat
    06/01/09

    @pond-side-over: I have serious problems with geese. Damn things chase me.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    06/01/09

    @lolacat: Same here, although I admit that having them chase me is a good motivator to keep running.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    06/01/09

    @pond-side-over: When I was fifteen I went on a summer trip to the Netherlands, and there were many swans. When i came home and informed my family that swans are vicious and that they can and have broken people's arms they all mocked me mercilessly, claiming I had a paranoid fear of swans. Now they'll see. Karl knows.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/01/09

    @pond-side-over: I was attacked by a swan once while having a picnic. SCARY SHIT. 'Drop dead, sucker' I said. 'no need to dance around the issue, that sandwich is MINE'
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    Image of lolacat lolacat
    06/01/09

    @pond-side-over: Not mocking- birds can be scary as hell- but how does a swan break an arm?
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    Image of hortense hortense
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    How awesome must it be to look at the moon and think, "I've been there."
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    Image of lolacat lolacat
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    The ad is beautiful. The only thing out of place is the stupid bag.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    I'm not big on ads, usually, but the Annie Leibovitz ad is awesome!
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    The truth is, that's the only Vuitton ad I have ever liked or bothered to give more than a passing glance. Awesomeness.
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    05/21/09

    In reply to Speidi Suits Up For Swim Season; "The Body" Goes To Babeland
    Yay Toys in Babeland shout out!
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