Taylor Swift's New Single 'Out Of The Woods' Ain't Yet
Taylor Swift's determined march towards a pure-pop career, nigh-free of the country trappings that demarcated her youth, continues with "Out of the Woods," the second song from 1989 (listenable here). Though it's an incomplete puzzle, between this and "Shake It Off" it seems increasingly likely that this direction was…
Brooding Teen Harry Styles Reads Bukowski On Stage
During a recent One Direction concert in Boston, Harry Styles clasped a copy of Charles Bukowski's You Get So Alone at Times That it Just Makes Sense in his tattooed fingers and pursed his lips contemplatively. "Ah," thought Harry Styles, reaching unprecedented heights of Hot Brooding Teen in that singular…
Devious Scamp Harry Styles Pantsed Piers Morgan at a Soccer Game
One Direction whippersnapper Harry Styles was up to his usual tricks at a charity soccer tournament for Irish Autism Action yesterday when he pantsed Piers Morgan on the sideline. Poor Piers — just when he probably thought he'd hit hit bottom, a popular 20-year-old in a man bun pulled down his shorts in a stadium full…
Book Is Supposedly New 50 Shades, But Is Really Just Sloppy Fanfic
The latest, greatest thing has bubbled up from the depths of the Youth Internet. It's the serial novel After, written in installments by a 25-year-old Texan named Anna Todd. And it's pretty much the One Direction fanfic version of 50 Shades of Gray. If you've ever wanted to bone Harry Styles, well, this is the novel…
Watch Jimmy Fallon Interview Harry Styles (as Played by Kristen Wiig)
On Tuesday night's episode of The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Kristin Wiig Harry Styles stopped by. Interestingly, Harry's actual style is the same, but his accent, knowledge of One Direction's origin story and ability to sing the band's hit song "What Makes You Beautiful" seems to have...shifted.
Shia LaBeouf Is No Longer Famous!
Retirement has not agreed with Even Stevens star Shia LaBeouf, who announced his exit from the world of arts and culture only two weeks ago due to completely valid and well-grounded criticism of his plagiarism and general skulduggery what he perceived to be vicious attacks on his artistic integrity. LaBeouf will soon…
The Best Tales from Former Groupies of Reddit
Ah, to be a groupie. You have a sex-thing with a famous person one time (or a few times) and then you get to lug the memory around like a precious treasure for the rest of your life, until your senescence is marked by the crowing of your descendants: "Grandma, Adam Levine was sent to the outer space garbage-colony…

