Carson Daly, massive tool, has joined The Today Show, ringing in a self-proclaimed "new era" of the program. He will enroll alongside the other mutants in the X-Academy: Matt Lauer, Savannah Guthrie, Al Roker, Natalie Morales, Hoda Kotb, Willie Geist and Kathie Lee Gifford. While we plebs associate Daly with…
- Jennifer Aniston was spotted on a date last night with Harry Morton, founder of the Pink Taco restaurant chain and ex-boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan.
- As you'll recall, Shia LaBeouf injured his hand in a car crash in July 2008. He says: "I'll never be back to 100 percent or have full recovery." And:
- The NY Daily News pines for the days of Hard Rock Hotel heir Harry Morton, the lone solid Timberlake figure of Lindsay Lohan's turbulent love life. Of course, the two dated the eternity that was an entire two months. [Daily News]
- Kelly Clarkson is winning the media war with crusty old record-label honcho Clive Davis. [