Harrison Ford as a Young Babe

Just two days ago, American Graffiti came on one of those expensive cable networks, prompting me to google “Harrison Ford young.” Did you know Harrison Ford was in American Graffiti? Did you know George Lucas directed American Graffiti? Did you know Harrison Ford, in American Graffiti, was a young, hot babe?
Here's Harrison Ford, Dressed as a Hot Dog, Talking About Star Wars
On Thursday night, Harrison Ford popped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! For some reason, he was dressed as both a giant hot dog and a “hot dog,” including nose. He divulged basically zero details about the new Star Wars movie, but with a charming irascibly that bodes very well for the characterization of middle-aged Han Solo.…
Harrison and Chewy Get the Squad Back Together in New Star Wars Teaser
I was never a big fan of the Star Wars franchise, but after recently rewatching the original trilogy for the first time as an adult, a part of me began to “get it.” The teaser for J.J. Abrams’ upcoming sequel Star Wars: The Force Awakens was released today and, I must admit, it’s pretty marvelous. As rousing as you’d…
Meryl Streep Goes Into Labor While Reading Traffic Report
Meryl Streep stopped by The Ellen Show yesterday to talk about all the amazing things she's been doing lately (everything Meryl Streep does is amazing, by the way. She probably blinks better than the rest of us). Unfortunately, Ellen missed the opportunity to have Streep teach the audience how to expertly fling coats…
Everything I Know About Feminism I Learned From Working Girl
The year was 1988. Margaret Thatcher became the longest-serving Prime Minister of the century, Canada struck down its anti-abortion laws and Joan Jett topped the Billboard charts. Women’s full-time employment had skyrocketed to 52%, university grads were increasingly female, and the wage gap was quickly closing.…
Lindsay Lohan Facing Jail Time for Lying to Police, but Who Fucking Cares, It's ELECTION NIGHT
Oh, so Lindsay Lohan is facing a year of jail time for falsely telling police she wasn't driving her Porsche at the time of her June car accident? Well WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS NEW. Is Lohan ever not doing some stupid shit that warrants jail time and then making me hear about it day and night? Does she have to distract…
Harrison Ford Tells Hilarious Broccoli Joke, Disappointingly Does Not Announce Candidacy for President
Harrison Ford is a pretty all-around delightful human being, earring and all. After David Letterman "convinces" him to tell a funny produce joke, Ford obliges and reminds everyone why he was probably the second-best president of the 20th century, just behind Bill Pullman and slightly ahead of Morgan Freeman.
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Secretly Got Married in a Cotton Field
My Size Barbie and Ken Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds put on the My Wedding Dream Clothes™ that came in the box with them and stealthily got married on a plantation in South Carolina yesterday. Their friend
Bell Sleeves
Florence Welch was there to sing in honor of their love, and so—more importantly!—was Hollywood's…
Lady Gaga Is Now The Queen Of Twitter
- Lady Gaga is now the most-followed user on Twitter.
Kate Winslet Has A New Man; Kings Of Leon Attacked By Pigeon Poop; Lindsay Taunted By Fellow Inmates
- Kate Winslet has reportedly been spending time with model Louis Dowler. According to a source: "They've been on lots of dates and get on really well. It's early days for them but they enjoy each other's company." [NewsOfTheWorld]
Calista & Harrison Tie The Knot; Oprah Gives Employees iPads & $10K
- Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford were married on Tuesday in Santa Fe, New Mexico; Governor Bill Richardson performed the ceremony.
"We'll Call It Ripley And Jones: Heroes For Hire."
[Paris, February 27. Image via Getty.]
