<![CDATA[Jezebel: Harper's Bazaar]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Harper's Bazaar]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/harper's bazaar http://jezebel.com/tag/harper's bazaar <![CDATA[ Loose Lips ]]> Shock of all shocks, food is "not a priority" for Rachel Zoe. In an interview with Harper's Bazaar, Zoe, who was photographed for the magazine wearing padding to make her size 0 frame appear to be a size 8, says that she sometimes only has grapefruit and coffee all day because she is so busy working (click on Zoe's image to see a larger picture of her "transformation.") • We don't normally thank TMZ, but we appreciate them pointing out Heidi Montag's hypocrisy. Spotting Montage out with Joe Francis, TMZ notes, "Heidi Montag's boyfriend/mouthpiece says she'll never do Playboy because it's against "her faith" — but being buds with pimpresario Joe Francis, that's cool with the big dude upstairs, right?" • Kiss member Paul Stanley's wife, Erin, is expecting the couple's second kiddo in December. This will be the third child for 56-year-old Stanley and the second for the couple. [Us, Harpers Bazaar, TMZ, People]

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Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:40:00 EDT Jessica http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5035711&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tyra Banks: "The First Lady Of Fashion" ]]> Check out this video reel from the Harper's Bazaar September cover shoot with Tyra modeling as Michelle Obama. Harper's Bazaar's Laura Brown refers to Tyra as the first lady of fashion, which we would respectfully disagree with, but whatevs. Anyway, Tyra serves up a hot, steaming plate of mania in this clip, and ends the video appropriately by saying to the camera, "Michelle and Barack, y'all might be going to the White House, but I'm going to White Castle. Because I'm starving."

Tyra Banks — September Cover Shoot [YouTube via NY Mag]

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Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:30:00 EDT Slut Machine http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5033917&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ One of the shots of Tyra Banks dressed up ... ]]> One of the shots of Tyra Banks dressed up as Michelle Obama for Harper's Bazaar has leaked. Just as we imagined, there really isn't much to this shot other than a sleeveless black dress and a shorter, fuller, flipped wig. From what we can see, her face looks maniacal, and we love that in Tyra. Click the image for larger version. [NY Post]

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Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:45:00 EDT Slut Machine http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5033226&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Rich Hollywood Moms Bank On Shopaholic Tweens ]]> The August issue of Harper's Bazaar has a feature on Elizabeth Wiatt and Jamie Tisch and their "concept store," Fashionology L.A. Elizabeth, 41, is the wife of Jim Wiatt, CEO of the William Morris Agency. She's also on the board of the Natural Resources Defense Council. She is described as a "brainy beauty," maybe because she is brunette. Jamie, 39, the "blonde bombshell," was married to film producer/NY Giants chairman Steve Tisch, and also raises money for the Women’s Cancer Research Fund. There are so many vomit-inducing moments in the story about their store, described as "a real-life version of Cher Horowitz’s computerized closet in Clueless meets a Build-a-Bear Workshop," that it seemed necessary to compile them all. (Not included: When the writer tries the store and designs a hoodie that ends up costing $95.) You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll lose your lunch, after the jump.

The 1,900-square-foot space is painted with mantras that encourage shoppers to "make it happen" and "mix it up — no rules apply." On inspiration boards, Tiger Beat idols past (Elvis, Johnny Depp) and present (Zac Efron, Orlando Bloom, the aforementioned Jonas Brothers) are paired with encouraging quotes from John Cage, Coco Chanel, and Sister Corita, the now-deceased former nun who designed a love postage stamp in 1985. "We’re really about empowerment," says Wiatt.

Just a reminder: This store is for girls ages 8 to 12. Elvis is so empowering for them, you guys!
An animated rainbow-striped heart avatar asks a customer,"What’s your fashion mood?" Her choices are Pop, Malibu, Peace, Rock, and Juku (short for Harajuku). Fleece hoodies, T-shirts, and dresses can be customized with adorably quirky illustrations including a Chihuahua, a ‘70s dream horse, and a “strawbunny,” which is a rabbit in strawberry garb. "I’m 60 percent Peace with 10 percent Juku and 5 percent Rock. The rest is Malibu. I love surfing," says Wiatt.
You forgot 50% ridiculous, 50% annoying!
Wiatt and Tisch met through their husbands 15 years ago and are now so close, they even carry the same canvas Louis Vuitton Rayures tote.
Aren't rich people funny?
They experimented with toy sewing machines but found the concept nearly impossible to execute. “It would be pretty hard to teach that age — even women our age — how to sew,” says Tisch.
Women — and children — all over the world sew. In fact, children may be sewing the clothes in your store: Did you check the labor practices of your vendors?
"We're dealing with the aspirations and the birthday parties of 10-year-old girls," says Wiatt. "We want Fashionology L.A. to be the most fantastic memory that they’re going to have."
What a great memory. Peaking early while shopping. Not learning to ride a bike or getting an A in biology or winning the Nobel Peace Prize or reading to the blind. Shopping as the greatest memory. That's what you want for the next generation? Humanity is doomed. Well-dressed, but doomed!

Elizabeth Wiatt & Jamie Tisch: Ladies Who Launch [Harper's Bazaar]

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Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:30:00 EDT Dodai http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5032773&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lucy Liu Wins The Dumb Medal In <i>Bazaar</i>'s Fashion Olympics ]]> The August issue of Bazaar has Jessica Biel on the cover and a "Fashion Olympics" spread by Peter Lindbergh inside. The Olympics are being held in China, so they've chosen Lucy Liu, who was born and raised in Queens, to star in the photo shoot. Naturally. Unlike the April issue of Vogue, in which models posed and the athletes did athletic stuff, Bazaar's concept is more like Teen Vogue's Olympics -inspired shoot, i.e., a woman wearing clothes not conducive to movement while pretending to be sporty. It's great to see another Asian woman modeling for a major fashion magazine, but this photo shoot is infuriatingly stupid. Images after the jump.

Three good things about this photograph:
1. The composition and colors
2. The dress/shoe juxtaposition
3. Lucy's muscles
Three terrible things about this photo:
1. The earrings are $25,000
2. Surely if she puts her foot down that heel will sink into the grassy ground and she'll be trapped or hurt?
3. Is this an homage to or a mockery of the sport of javelin throwing?

Girl looks fierce until you think about the fact that she's on a balance beam in a gown and heels, which is ridiculous.

Get it? Shotput. With a $2800 Chanel bag. Dumb.

Okay, actually, this is cool. No, really. The foxy Robin Hood vibe, like the Disney film. Oodelally, golly what a day.

Lifting weights is for brawny dudes. Ladies pick up $3100 Gucci bags and barely break a sweat! Osteoporosis, shmosteoporosis.

LOL. Chariots of ire.

Earlier: The Asian Model In Allure: Stereotyped?
Teen Vogue Gives Summer Olympians A Sliiight Makeover
More Of Vogue's "World's Best Bodies"

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Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:30:00 EDT Dodai http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5030779&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The <i>Harper's Bazaar</i> Index: Gwyneth, Winter Warmers & <i>The Real Housewives Of New York City</i> ]]>

Do people get confused by Harper's Magazine and Harper's Bazaar? After all, the luxury goods industry is not so different from Halliburton — shameless, ubiquitous, and really talented at charging more for less. Once again, we're taking things to their (ill)logical end with our own "Harper's (Bazaar) Index", inspired by Harper's famous feature, which parses the world of big oil, big money, and Big Pharma and puts it into easily-digested numerical form. This month's issue marked Bazaar's ultimate surrender to the advertising gods, probably something that Harper's would love to rip apart...if it cared about fashion magazines. After the jump, find out just how bitchy The Real Housewives of New York City are, what kind of yellow fever will make you pretty, and how many coats you should purchase in the dead of summer.

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Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Cheryl Campbell http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5023743&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 40 Pages Of <i>Harper's Bazaar</i> May Spell The Death Of All Journalism ]]> cover.jpgYesterday the New York Times alerted us to a deeply disturbing new publishing industry development contained in the latest Harper's Bazaar: its content is being dictated by its advertiser. "Wow, they really sold out — Hearst — didn't they?" said an "industry analyst." If only, lamented hardened cynic Jeff Berkovici, who called the Estee Lauder masterminded photo shoot "sadly in character for Hearst, which seems to be rapidly abandoning its commitment to the traditional separation between advertising and editorial." Oh, brother. Maybe Harper's editor Glenda Bailey was just trying to be more like the New Yorker when it collaborated with Target that one time! Or maybe she was just doing what she did with those Simpsons photo shoots and, you know, just not taking the fashion magazine business too seriously? Or maybe it's just summer, her job is soul-suckingly dull anyway and it was easier that way? Contributor Cheryl Campbell scanned some offending pages of the magazine after the jump so you could decide for yourselves!





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Advertising 1, Journalism 0 [Portfolio]
A Cover, 40 Pages, 4 Faces And One Perfume [NY Times]

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Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:00:00 EDT http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397464&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Harper's (<i>Bazaar </i>) Index: Rich People Pay For Sex, 'Price Upon Request' Gowns ]]> Do people get confused by Harper's Magazine and Harper's Bazaar? After all, the luxury goods industry is not so different from Halliburton — shameless, ubiquitous, and really fucking talented at charging more for less. So again, Anna and I are taking things to their (ill)logical end with our own "Harper's (Bazaar) Index", inspired by Harper's famous feature, which parses the world of big oil, big money, big politics and Big Pharma and puts it into easily-digested numerical form. After the jump, discover the alarmingly high percentage of rich people who pay for sex, where George Clooney's ex used to dance in Vegas, and what kind of statues Nicole Richie has in her living room among other things like, oh, statistics about Darfur and Barak Obama.





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(Images created by Cheryl Campbell)

Harper's Index, June 2008 [Harper's]
Nicole Richie's Domestic Bliss [Harper's Bazaar]


Earlier: •The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: Hillary Clinton's "Sexless" Style, Julianne Moore, & Orgasm-Inducing Luggage
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: The Couture Economy, Demi Moore & Joan Collins' Issue With Rich Guys
the Harper's (Bazaar) Index: Designer Diets, Little Miss Mortimer & Lindsay Lohan's DUIs
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: J. Lo's Diamonds, Giuliani And The Cougar Allure
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: January 2008
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: December 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: September 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: August 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: July 2007

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Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:00:00 EDT cheryl http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395073&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Harper's (<i>Bazaar</i>) Index: Hillary Clinton's "Sexless" Style, Julianne Moore, & Orgasm-Inducing Luggage ]]> Do people get confused by Harper's Magazine and Harper's Bazaar? After all, the luxury goods industry is not so different from Halliburton — shameless, ubiquitous, and sooo fucking talented at charging more for less. So again, we're taking things to their (ill)logical end with our own "Harper's (Bazaar) Index", inspired by Harper's famous feature, which parses the world of big oil, big money, big politics and Big Pharma and puts it into easily-digested numerical form. After the jump, Anna and I look at the May issues of both magazines and juxtapose co-sponsored Senate bills among presidential candidates with their sense of style; compare the KKK to luxury design house Lanvin; and "discuss" federal subsidies for American airlines with respect to the chic summer vacations of Chloe Sevigny, Lake Bell and Isabella Rossellini's daughter Ellettra.









(Images created by Cheryl Campbell; click image to enlarge)
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Harper's Index, May 2008 [Harper's]
Julianne Moore, Portrait Of A Lady [Harper's Bazaar]

Earlier: The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: The Couture Economy, Demi Moore & Joan Collins' Issue With Rich Guys
the Harper's (Bazaar) Index: Designer Diets, Little Miss Mortimer & Lindsay Lohan's DUIs
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: J. Lo's Diamonds, Giuliani And The Cougar Allure
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: January 2008
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: December 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: September 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: August 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: July 2007

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Fri, 09 May 2008 14:00:00 EDT cheryl http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=389039&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Pray For Marc Jacobs ]]> bluehairmarc5708.png
  • "It's out of control. There's always a different boy and everyone is worried he's going to pull a Halston." That's an anonymous friend of Marc Jacobs on the increasingly-erratic fashion designer. [Page Six]
  • Ouch: David Lauren was not invited to his girlfriend (of three years) Lauren Bush's cousin Jenna's wedding. You know, Jenna Bush: Daughter of the POTUS. Apparently the Bush clan think David is too old for Lauren. Oh, and also too Jewish? Awkward. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Kristin Davis is pissed about the injustices she faced making the Sex and the City movie: "It's in the contract that we get to keep our outfits, which is a fantastic thing, except that, for me, all of my outfits were samples. I kept my running pants, which I love and wear them a lot, but I was like, Where are my clothes?" [E!]

  • Blondes need not apply to model for the lookbook for Lindsay Lohan's new leggings line. [Perez Hilton]
  • God is dead: Perez Hilton is getting his own clothing line. For Hot Topic. [Celebitchy]
  • The New York Giants' Super Bowl Championship ring was designed by their defensive end Michael Strahan, who told jewelers at Tiffany's he wanted a "Ten-table ring": "When I walk into a restaurant, I want you to be able to see it from 10 tables away." Um, thanks but no. [WWD, 1st item]
  • And what does Giorgio Armani think about paying the most in taxes in all of Italy? "I was on a beach when I heard that. I'm not concerned with it." [NYDaily News]
  • Cindy Crawford: Regrets, she has some: ""I regret that I wasn't wilder," she says. "I was working and I was nervous. I was the one in the corner with the book, being responsible. I can be wild now. I'll sometimes dance on a table for my husband and his friends. But not naked - those days are gone." [Vogue UK]
  • China's latest offense: The exportation of fake Nikes. [LATimes]
  • Harper's Bazaar editor-in-chief Glenda Bailey says that her permanent plus one Steven Sumner says she was only awarded with an Officer of the British Empire award because, "I shop for Britain. He thinks OBE stands for 'Owns Bloody Everything.'" [WWD, 4th item]
  • It's so hard to be Diane Kruger. Of the goings-on after the Met Costume Institute Gala, she says, "I went to that party at Phillipe, which was way too overcrowded, so I headed down to Bungalow, where I danced with Christian Louboutin. That was fun!" [Fashion Week Daily]
  • Eva Mendes: Pics of her topless in Italian Vogue here. [Egotastic]
  • Donatella Versace is still trying to tell anyone who will listen that her girl Hillary Clinton should wear a dress. [Page Six]
  • Karl Lagerfeld's handbag and luggage line is inspired by...Karl Lagerfeld. [Vogue UK]
  • Fergie's daughter Princess Beatrice is working at Selfridge's department store during her gap year between high school and uni. How pleb of her. [Telegraph]
  • Hermes: Sales up 13.4%. Good for them? [WWD, sub req'd]
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Thu, 08 May 2008 11:30:00 EDT Jennifer http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388419&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ MagHag ]]> nicolesmall050808.jpgNicole Richie did a photo shoot for Harper's Bazaar with Harlow and baby daddy Joel Madden. Lionel Richie makes an appearance, too, shamelessly wearing a T-shirt that reads, "Hello." Ha! Click the picture to see more images. [ONTD]









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Thu, 08 May 2008 10:45:00 EDT Dodai http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388420&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Is <i>Marie Claire</i> Taking Over <i>Elle</i>'s Sloppy <i>Project Runway</i> Seconds? ]]> projrunwayjudges5508.jpg
  • More rumored changes for The Greatest Show On Earth, Project Runway: Season 6 of the show, the first to be broadcast on Lifetime, may feature "More Than A Pretty Face" magazine Marie Claire in lieu of Elle as the affiliated fashion magazine sponsor. [WWD, 1st item]
  • Whoah: Are New York Times fashion critic Cathy Horyn and Skeletor/stylist Rachel Zoe more similar than we could have ever imagined? Possibly, if it's true that Cathy Horyn was also mysteriously not invited to the dinner and dancing portion of tonight's Costume Institute festivities. [Fashion Week Daily]
  • And what does legendary costume designer Bob Mackie not like about the fashion industry? "Doing a fashion show that's on for 20 minutes and then it's over and everybody runs to the next one. Nobody sings, nobody dances, nobody tells jokes. I found it quite unsatisfying." I second that emotion. [WWD, sub req'd]

  • It's so hard to be Gossip Girl's Penn Badgley: "I wear a lot of Burberry at events and the brand's been really supportive of me since the beginning. On the show, we wear H&M suits." [Fashion Week Daily]
  • Sex and the City costume designer/fun drunk lesbian Pat Field: Now designing Diet Coke bottles. [FabSugar]
  • More pearls of wisdom from Tim Gunn: "Always keep your tux jacket closed in photos." [Page Six]
  • Starring in the latest Gap ads are actors Ginnifer Goodwin, Liv Tyler, Hugh Dancy, Fabcon Clemence Poesy, Catalina Moreno, Edgar Ramirez, photographers Scott Schuman (The Sartorialist) and Ryan McGinley, and also Marchesa designer Georgina Chapman, model Chanel Iman, Visioniare's Cecilia Dean, and Princess Coldstare herself, Leigh Lezark. [FabSugar]
  • Leona Lewis: The latest celeb to believe she can be a fashion designer. A vegan fashion designer, that is. Watch your back, Portman and McCartney. [Fashionista]
  • Lord & Taylor is launching a new "reality" advertising campaign, with TV and radio spots featuring real customers "ambushed' in their stores by "celebrity stylist" Robert Verdi and quizzed on their shopping experiences. Oh Lord. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • WWD asks: "Tax Rebate Checks: Will They Spend Or Will They Save?" [WWD, sub req'd]
  • More stars coming to tonight's Vogue and Armani-sponsored Costume Institute gala: Kate Bosworth, Thandie Newton, Audrey Tatou, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jourdan Dunn, Elettra Rossellini Wiedemann, and Roberto Bolle will all be there. In other words: Lots of good photos for us to dish on tomorrow. [WWD, 1st item]
  • Also: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady, Scarlett Johansson, Iman and David Bowie, Sofia Coppola, Karen Elson and Helena Christensen. [Vogue UK]
  • Mary Alice Stephenson (formerly the fashion director at Harper's Bazaar and the co-host of America's Most Smartest Model on Vh1) is shooting a special for E! on tonight's festivities, set to air May 8th for the viewing pleasure of us plebs. [Fashion Week Daily]
  • Elle editors might have put Kelly Clarkson on the cover of the mag, but that doesn't mean they think she's very fashionable. [Page Six]
  • Marc Jacobs: Now in Moscow. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Former model Josie Maran may have fake breasts tits. [Awful Plastic Surgery]
  • The fashion on Gossip Girl? Kinda crazy. But that's why we love it so. [EW]
  • The rock stars today? The just don't dress like they used to. [LATimes]
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Mon, 05 May 2008 11:30:00 EDT Jennifer http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387077&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Last night on Ugly Betty, former Elle fashion ... ]]> christiansiriano5208.jpgLast night on Ugly Betty, former Elle fashion director Nina Garcia and Project Runway winner Christian Siriano visited the offices of Mode magazine so that Christian could preview his wares for its editorial team. Interestingly, the episode featured four utterances of Christian Siriano's full name (considering the show is only about 40 minutes without commercials, that averages to once every ten minutes), two uses of the word "fierce," one of "ferosh," and one of "hot tranny mess" — directed at Rebecca Romijn's character, who, of course, is an actual transsexual.

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Fri, 02 May 2008 12:45:00 EDT Jennifer http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=386503&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ashley Olsen, Isabella Rossellini Dress Old For Film Premiere ]]> ashleyolsen42908.jpgExperimental filmmaker Holly Fisher and photographer Peter Lindbergh made a movie together called Everywhere At Once that "exists on the dividing line between documentary and fiction" and is supposed to be the next Hiroshima Mon Amour. Oh-kay! Anyway, last night, Harper's Bazaar sponsored a screening of of the film at the Tribeca Film Festival and not only was Ashley Olsen there, but tons more models: Helena, Selita, Valentina and Isabella (Rossellini, that is). Also, Harper's Bazaar editor-in-chief Glenda Bailey better get ready to face the wrath of PETA. The full Good, Bad, and Ugly, after the jump.







The Good:
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The Bad:
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The Ugly:
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[Images via Getty and Bauer-Griffin.]

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Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:30:00 EDT Jennifer http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=385564&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Vive La Difference! ]]> juliannemooresmall043008.jpgForty-seven-year-old actress Julianne Moore is on the cover of the May issue of American Harper's Bazaar and the May issue of French Vogue. She's wholesome and peaches-and-cream on one; provocatively dressed in a plunging blouse and leopard print underwear on the other. Are the French just edgier? Or more likely to see the sex appeal in an older woman? Or would Americans rather not see the crotch of an Academy Award-nominated, Emmy- and Golden Globe-winning actress on their magazine covers? (Click picture for a larger view.)



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Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:45:00 EDT Dodai http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=385567&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tom Ford Wants To Take Barack Obama's Clothes Off ]]> obama040308.jpg
  • "I think he's a great-looking guy but I think his suits don't fit him very well...I wouldn't say he's badly dressed, but he could sharpen up his look a little better." —Tom Ford on Barack Obama. [Vogue UK]
  • Holy. Fucking. Shit. Comme des Garcons for H&M? Start lining up for this now. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Jude Law is set to be the face of a yet-to-launch men's fragrance from Dior. It will invariably smell douchey. [Cosmetics News]
  • Your cell phone does not need its own pair of Crocs. [Sassybella]

  • The Murakami-Louis Vuitton show at the Brooklyn Museum is kind of a big "fuck you" to counterfeiters. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Liz Claiborne CEO WIlliam McComb took a 2% paycut this year, making only $8.9 million for 2007. Poor guy. [Crain's]
  • Word on the street is that Alessandro Dell'Acqua wants to be the new creative head of Malo. [Vogue UK]
  • Two resignations from Harper's Bazaar in under a month? And both of them to go to InStyle? Ouch. [Fashion Week Daily]
  • This just in! Fashion has just discovered a new-fangled contraption that lets people communicate, transmit information, and buy expensive shit with the greatest of ease. It's called the Internet. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Kate Moss acting? Uh, stick to modeling, tootsie. [Sassybella]
  • Dude, how crazy is it that American Apparel will be selling American-made clothes in China? [LATimes]
  • The new St. Ives campaign focuses around the slogan "Get a happy face." Because loving your wrinkles should be a positive experience, they say. [Brandweek]
  • The Greeks buy more designer clothes than any other country. Who knew? [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Another reason to love Patricia Clarkson: "You will never guess where I bought these earrings: Sears! They came free with a washer and dryer." Love. [WWD, sub req'd]
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Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:30:00 EDT Jennifer http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=375554&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Harper's (<i>Bazaar</i>) Index: The Couture Economy, Demi Moore, & Joan Collins' Issue With Rich Guys ]]> Do people get confused by Harper's Magazine and Harper's Bazaar? After all, the luxury goods industry is not so different from Halliburton — shameless, ubiquitous, and sooo fucking talented at charging more for less. So again, we're taking things to their (ill)logical end with our own "Harper's (Bazaar) Index", inspired by Harper's famous feature, which parses the world of big oil, big money, big politics and Big Pharma and puts it into easily-digested numerical form. After the jump, Anna and I look at the April issues of both magazines and juxtapose America's economic troubles with John Galliano, mock Demi Moore's personal heroine and compare the average income of "attractive" American men with Joan Collins' anecdote about a rich, nasty Arab sheikh.

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Harper's Index, 2008 [Harper's] Demi's Family Style [Harper's Bazaar]

Earlier: the Harper's (Bazaar) Index: Designer Diets, Little Miss Mortimer & Lindsay Lohan's DUIsThe Harper's (Bazaar) Index: J. Lo's Diamonds, Giuliani And The Cougar AllureThe Harper's (Bazaar) Index: January 2008The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: December 2007The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: September 2007The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: August 2007 •The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: July 2007

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Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:00:00 EDT cheryl http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=374192&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Makeover-Mad Ladymag Editors Get A Taste Of Their Own Medicine ]]> We couldn't contain our perverse excitement when we read about a new makeover website called Taaz: Basically, you upload a photo and choose from different looks to try out...without ever having to enter a salon, medispa or plastic surgeon's office. But why would we want to make-over ourselves when we can make-over the very people who shill the promise of empowerment through aesthetics: the top three tastemakers in American women's fashion magazines, Vogue's Anna Wintour, ELLE's Robbie Myers, and Harper's Bazaar's Glenda Bailey? We wouldn't. After the jump, see what happens when we try (try!) to have Anna emulate French Vogue frenemy Carine Roitfeld, Robbie channel recent ELLE covergirl Victoria Beckham and Glenda pose as Angelina Jolie.

Anna Wintour We are so tired of Anna WIntour's damn bob and think she needsto learn a few lessons from Carine Roiteld about the perks of smudgey, grungey French chic. And voila! Tousled long red locks and bright red lips do just that. Anna Before: anna.jpg Anna After: annaafter.png

Robbie Myers Robbie, like Anna, also sports a trademark 'do: Long wispy bangs, hair pulled into a loose chignon. But unlike Anna's style, we think Robbie's really suits her. So we thought our only option was to take her from tousled and natural to the look sported by recent covergirl Victoria Beckham: Short, blonde, and alien-esque. Robbie Before: robbie.jpg Robbie After: robbieafter.png

Glenda Bailey In dire need of a new look is Glenda Bailey, a woman who seems to have never met a comb or a tube of lipstick. (In her defense, she's stubborn) So we tried vampy old-school glamour, the opposite of Glenda's new look, with long Angelina-esque locks. Hmm, on second thought, we think her Simpsons makeover was a helluva lot better. Glenda Before: glenda.jpg Glenda After: glendaafter.png

[Source photos from Getty and Bauer-Griffin.]

Earlier: Vogue Editor Anna Wintour: Not Exactly Playing Against, Uh, 'Type'
Elle Magazine's Roberta Myers: Creative, Cautious, Constant
Harper's Bazaar Editor Glenda Bailey: Smart But Stubborn

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Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:30:00 EDT Jennifer http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=372057&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ <i>CBS News</i> Curmudgeon Calls Bullshit On <i>Harper's Bazaar</i>, <i>Vogue</i> ]]> "Do women who look at these ads think they'll look like her if they wear these clothes... what there is of them?" asked Andy Rooney on last night's 60 Minutes. Good question! Armed with a stack of women's magazines marked with Post-Its (September 2007 Vogue, November 2007 Harper's Bazaar) the legendary grump questioned the advertising seen in periodicals sitting around the 60 Minutes offices. "I often wonder whether the magazines are doing the right thing for themselves," he mused after critiquing ads and models shilling for Dior (Jessica Stam), Michael Kors (Carmen Kass), and Lord & Taylor (Carolyn Murphy). Interestingly — tellingly — Rooney made no distinction between paid advertising and fashion editorial, even though he was ostensibly talking about "ads". Too bad he was looking at last fall's issues; we'd love to know what he thinks of those ridiculous Balenciaga boots.


Earlier: Valentino In Vogue: Models With Ennui Playing Invisible Croquet
Why Don't I Love Shoes? An Exploration In Photos

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Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:00:00 EDT Anna http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=365685&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Harper's (<i>Bazaar</i>) Index: Designer Diets, Little Miss Mortimer & Lindsay Lohan's DUIs ]]> Do people get confused by Harper's Magazine and Harper's Bazaar? After all, the luxury goods industry is not so different from Halliburton — shameless, ubiquitous, and sooo fucking talented at charging more for less. So again, we're taking things to their (ill)logical end with our own "Harper's (Bazaar) Index", inspired by Harper's famous feature, which parses the world of big oil, big money, big politics and Big Pharma and puts it into easily-digested numerical form. After the jump, Intern Cheryl and I "discuss" designer diets and increasing cost of food worldwide; women who marry for money (socialite Tinsley Mortimer?); and suggest that perhaps Lindsay Lohan's alcohol problem would have been even better enabled if she'd lived in Seoul, South Korea.

(Graphics created by Cheryl Campbell; click on image to enlarge) IndexMarchfinalsmall.jpg

Related: Harper's Index (March 2008) [Harper's]

Lindsay's Super Comeback [Harper's Bazaar]

Blonde Ambition: Tinsley Mortimer [Harper's Bazaar]

Earlier: The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: J. Lo's Diamonds, Giuliani And The Cougar Allure
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: January 2008
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: December 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: September 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: August 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: July 2007

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Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:00:00 EST Anna http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=361190&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Famous Last Words ]]> toryburchflat021808.jpg"They're so identifiable, and I'd rather not wear something that screams what it is." —Tory Burch, the designer responsible for the very identifiable Reva ballet flats, discussing trendy, "it" apparel and accessories in the March issue of Harper's Bazaar.

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Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:40:00 EST Anna http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357481&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ <i>Harper's Bazaar</i>'s Nefarious Scheme To Talk To Your Kids ]]> For months we've been asking ourselves, why are the fashion spreads in Harper's Bazaar actually fun? First they get the Simpsons people to do an entire like 13-page spread featuring Versace gowns modeled on cartoons, then they got those little children to dress up like Donatella Versace and Olivier Theyskens...and now this month, well, we just have to show you. Where's the con? How does any of this awesome, quirky irreverent shit appeal to the people who actually buy stuff? But we think we figured it out with the March issue, which boasts photo shoots featuring Lindsay Lohan and Frances Bean Cobain and sundry supermodels dressed up as Evita, Wonder Woman, Beauty & The Beast...and much much more.. It's a desperate appeal to hook your kids! Those Harper's demos aren't getting any younger.



Grease: I know little kids love this movie because my sister wouldn't stop singing "Tell Me More" when she was going through a "naughty" thing. That was the same year she kept peeing in a shoebox in her room. She was four. They all think they're gonna be sluts when they're four.
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And that's when the "nun" phase starts! It's like the first sign of self-hate.
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And what little girl doesn't at some stage want to be a populist dictator?
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Okay, Wonder Woman, duh, evergreen. Who isn't still kind of obsessed with Linda Carter?
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The second sign of self-hate: that movie that prepares all young girls to settle for the first jerk with back hair willing to marry them.

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Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:20:52 EST Moe http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357240&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Michael Kors: #1 "Wannabe" Fan ]]> michaelkors0215.jpg
  • "Of course I am a Spice Girls fan. I love everything that teenage girls love. I am the oldest teenage girl." That's Michael Kors, who went to see the Spice Girls when they performed in the New York area this week. Other fashion world luminaries who showed up the concert to hear such sonic gems as "Two become One": ELLE editor-in-chief Roberta Myers and fashion director Nina Garcia, Harper's Bazaar EIC Glenda Bailey, and Vogue European editor-at-large Hamish Bowles. [WWD, 2nd item]
  • "They're the most exciting thing since Warhol," says Vogue's Andre Leon Talley of English rockers/designers Rodnik. So enamored is he that he was willing to give up his front-row seat at Proenza Schouler last week so that he could join the Rodnik designers in the standing room area. [Vogue UK]
  • Marc Jacobs: Fond of male escorts! [NY Daily News]
  • The Times of India asks: Is fashion industry caste and gender biased? We're gonna go out on a limb and say "yeah." [TOI]

  • Lilly Pulitzer is launching its very first fragrance. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Beauty product name or adult film title? [BellaSugar]
  • Cynthia Rowley is now entering the wild world of mother-daughter fragrances, the very thought of which makes us throw up a little in our mouths. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Oh God: Hannah Montana shampoo??? [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Luella Bartley: Now designing tees to fund kids going to the dentist in Colombia. [Fashion Week Daily]
  • Who needs YouTube when there's ShoeTube? [UPI]
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Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:30:00 EST Jennifer http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=356974&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ PETA: Now Targeting Donna Karan ]]> donnakaran.jpg
  • An incognito PETA operative posing as a style-maven turned up at Donna Karan's Manhattan home on Wednesday; the undercover "agent" was invited in, offered a beverage, and when Donna came home, shoved a portable DVD player with footage of animals being slaughtered alive for their pelts in the designer's face. Said Donna, "I've seen all these [videos], but for me it's just purses and accessories." [Page Six]
  • OMG genius: In its March issue, Harper's Bazaar has recreated a minute-by-minute reenactment of the wait for the Spring 2008 Marc Jacobs show [Fashion Week Daily]
  • Project Runway held its finale fashion show this morning. We were there. Pictures begin going up in ten minutes.

  • Oh models: We love when they try to help the people! Irina Lazarau has been sporting a t-shirt for Angelina Jolie's Global Action for Children backstage while getting made up for shows in an attempt to raise awareness for the organization. Alas, as of Tuesday evening Lazarau reported that, "No one has asked me about the shirt yet." [WWD, 6th item]
  • Well phew I'll sleep better tonight: Shark liver oil will no longer be used in our cosmetics. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Can we discuss the fact that Macy's is the exclusive retailer for Tommy Hilfiger? Oy. [WWD, 2nd item]
  • Sex and the City costume designer Patricia Field: Not such a fan of Hillary Clinton's. Or her style at least. [Sassybella]
  • Tyson Beckford on the lack of diversity amongst working models being used on the runway: "A lot of designers are aware of it, but we want to make more designers conscientious of it. I don't mean just black. We're also talking about Latino and Asian. [These companies need to know] your customer is not just one race. You never want to cater to just one race. You can call that racism." [WWD, 9th item]
  • Books we cannot wait to read: Michael Tonello's Bringing Home the Birkin, out in April, an expose on the way in which the author routinely proves the two-year wait list for a Birkin bag to be a load of bullshit. [Page Six]
  • Ivanka Trump: Designed the uniforms for the Trump Hotel Collection. And by "designed" we mean that the LA-based House of Uniforms "helped." [WWD, 11th item]
  • American Eagle and Aeropostle are launching a campaign called "Declare Yourself" which is supposed to encourage young people to vote and Guess is doing voter registration in-stores: We think politics is a pretty good thing to care about and we're glad fashion agrees. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Rachel Zoe: Arrived at New York Fashion Week with eight steamer trunks of clothes. [Page Six]
  • Botkier: Debuting shoes for spring! [Fashion Week Daily]
  • ELLE's International Creative Director Gilles Bensimon: A leap year baby! [Fashion Week Daily]
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Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:20:00 EST Jennifer http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=354293&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ They All Fall Down: Kirsten Dunst, Pretty Models Make Pointed Poses ]]> Kirstenmiumiusmall.jpgThe fashion industry has always been, in part, about selling expensive shit to women in the form of female submission (corsets, stiletto heels, etc.). But there seem to be more submissives than normal in the ads of the major American fashion magazines this month, specifically, models and actresses in the sort of awkward, recumbent poses defined by academics as "arrogant, slightly insolent" expressions meant to induce status anxiety in consumers. We asked Mark Duffy, the dude behind the blog Copyranter for his opinion, and he gave a somewhat different take. "The advertisers want the ads to look inviting, so the models are put in subservient positions, so as not to intimidate readers," he told us. "Also, such positions also serve as a 'pointer' (arrow) to the products." So which is it? Are such ads inviting or intimidating? Take a look at the offending ads after the jump and weigh in.



(Click on any image to enlarge)

Miu Miu
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Louis Vuitton
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Valentino
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Reem Acra
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Marc Jacobs
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Prada
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Visual Persuasion: The Role Of Images In Advertising [Google Books]
Related: a href="http://copyranter.blogspot.com/">The Copyranter
Paul Messaris [University of Pennsylvania]

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Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:00:00 EST Anna http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=349887&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: J. Lo's Diamonds, Giuliani, And The 'Cougar Allure' ]]> HarpersCoverFeb08011708.jpgDo people get confused by Harper's Magazine and Harper's Bazaar? After all, the luxury goods industry is not so different from Halliburton — shameless, ubiquitous, and really fucking talented at charging more for less. So again, we're taking things to their (ill)logical end with our own "Harper's (Bazaar) Index", inspired by Harper's famous feature, which parses the world of big oil, big money, big politics and Big Pharma and puts it into easily-digested numerical form. After the jump, Intern Cheryl helps me tally up the total retail "worth" of the February 2008 issue of Bazaar, and we also call out Marchesa designer Georgina Chapman's fashion-forward Mercedes, the allure of being a "cougar", and compare America's tired and poor to Jennifer Lopez's diamond collection.



(Images created by Cheryl Campbell; Click on image to enlarge)

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Earlier: The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: January 2008
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: December 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: September 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: August 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: July 2007

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Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:00:00 EST Anna http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=345804&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ad Libs ]]> dellacquasmall011508.jpgImagine our delight when we came across this curious advertisement for Alessandro Dell'Acqua in the new (February) issue of Harper's Bazaar. (This playful, pink-skirted model is followed up two pages later by a Lanvin mannequin grabbing her breasts in apparent ecstasy.) But whatever is she doing? And whatever is she thinking? Click on the image to enlarge, then give us your guesses, and the model, your imagined interior monologues.















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Tue, 15 Jan 2008 13:40:00 EST Anna http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=344825&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ "He's a reality check for me, and I'm a fabulosity ... ]]> kimoradjimon011408.jpg"He's a reality check for me, and I'm a fabulosity check for him." — Kimora Lee Simmons on her relationship with Djimon Hounsou, in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar. [Harper's Bazaar]

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Mon, 14 Jan 2008 17:30:00 EST dodai http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=344681&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jennifer Connelly In Balenciaga: Scary ]]> jenniferconnellybalenciaga.png
  • Jennifer Connelly looks a little scary in the spring Balenciaga ads. Something about floral print armor, an over-exaggerated model slouch, and toothpick legs gives us the uh-oh feeling. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • If you're in New Hampshire and reading this, here's who Karl Lagerfeld thinks you should vote for tonight: "My favorite is Ms. Clinton because you have no real idea what she is wearing. She is so clever and so brilliant that you see only her face — but also what she wears is right, you never really look at it because one is fascinated by her intelligence. But there is never a gimmick or bad detail either." If an endorsement from Krazy Karl isn't the kiss of death, we don't know what is. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Mazel tov to Harper's Bazaar editor-in-chief Glenda Bailey, who was just awarded with an Order of the British Empire. We're sure the Queen's decision was based on Bailey's genius move to feature The Simpsons in her magazine's pages last year. [Fashion Week Daily]
  • Britney Spears's new fragrance "Curious Heart" launched yesterday. You didn't hear about it because everyone would rather talk about Britney's bipolar heart. [BellaSugar]

  • Tommy Hilfiger is the latest to join the IPO game, beating Prada to be the first fashion public offering of the year. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • More shake-ups at Liz Claiborne Co.: Laundry By Design and C&C California get sold to Perry Ellis Inc. while poor ol' Sigrid Olsen just get shut down. [WWD, sub req'd]
  • Viktor & Rolf: Now designing doll clothes, just as God intended. [WWD, 2nd item]
  • Rocker Bryan Adams is the new photographer for this season's Guess ads. Wait, Bryan Adams is still around? Wait, Guess is still around? [WWD, 2nd item]
  • The peeps who own Lacoste just might buy Swedish clothing line Gant. [FT]
  • RIP Shu Uemura. The Japanese makeup mogul passed away at the age of 79. His oil-based cleansers, however, will live forever. [Reuters]
  • Fashion designer Ben di Lisi: He's just like us! In his "weak moments" he "[b]ecomes overly emotional and send[s] needy texts." Aw! [Independent]
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Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:30:00 EST Jennifer http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=342093&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Most Ladymags Continuing To Experience Whiteout Conditions ]]> allurerihannacover122007.jpgJanuary is traditionally the month in which the fashion magazines are slimmer than usual. Not the models — the actual publications. In the post-holiday issues, advertising pages are down, and compared to December, it's a slow month in terms of projects, news and celebrities. So often, January is the month you'll find a person of color on the cover! And lo and behold, Rihanna is on Allure, looking gorgeous. (Christina Aguilera is on Marie Claire.) Our own Maria-Mercedes Lara did a tireless search through the January issues of W, Harper's Bazaar, Vogue, Marie Claire, Allure, Glamour, Lucky, Elle and Cosmopolitan, looking for women of color (she uses "ambiguous race" to describe models clearly not meant to be seen as "white.") Her tallies, after the jump.



Women Of Color In The January Fashion Magazines:

W :
Total number of ads: 30
Total number of black women: 2 (1 celebrity; 1 young girl for Marc Jacobs)
Total number of Asian women: 0
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 1

Total number of fashion spreads: 2
Total number of black women: 0
Total number of Asian women: 0
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 0

InStyle:
Total number of ads: 61
Total number of black women: 4 (no celebs)
Total number of Asian women: 1
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 0

Total number of fashion spreads: 0 (not counting Katie Holmes)
Total number of black women: 0
Total number of Asian women: 0
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 0

Allure:
Total number of ads: 50
Total number of black women: 5 (3 celebrities)
Total number of Asian women: 1 (a "real woman" for Proactiv)
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 2 (1 celebrity)

Total number of fashion spreads: 1
Total number of black women: 0 (but Rihanna is on the cover!)
Total number of Asian women: 0
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 0

Vogue:
Total number of ads: 54
Total number of black women: 8 (3 celebrities)
Total number of Asian women: 1 (1 celebrity)
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 1

Total number of fashion spreads: 3
Total number of black women: 1 (Chanel Iman, in the accessories spread)
Total number of Asian women: 0
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 0

Harper's Bazaar:
Total number of ads: 29
Total number of black women: 1 (1 celebrity)
Total number of Asian women: 1 (1 celebrity)
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 2

Total number of fashion spreads: 3
Total number of black women: 1 (Liya Kebede, in an actual fashion spread!)
Total number of Asian women: 0
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 0

Elle:
Total number of ads: 49
Total number of black women: 2
Total number of Asian women: 1
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 1

Total number of fashion spreads: 3
Total number of black women: 0
Total number of Asian women: 1 (Miss Universe, Riyo Mori)
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 0

Lucky:
Total number of ads: 43
Total number of black women: 5 (1 celebrity, 1 "real woman")
Total number of Asian women: 0
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 0

Total number of fashion spreads: 1
Total number of black women: 0
Total number of Asian women: 0
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 0

Cosmopolitan:
Total number of ads: 59
Total number of black women: 5 (1 "real woman")
Total number of Asian women: 2 (1 "real woman")
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 0

Total number of fashion spreads: 1
Total number of black women: 0
Total number of Asian women: 0
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 0

Marie Claire:
Total number of ads: 31
Total number of black women: 5 (1 "real woman")
Total number of Asian women: 0
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 2 (1 "real woman")

Total number of fashion spreads: 2
Total number of black women: 0
Total number of Asian women: 0
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 0

Glamour:
Total number of ads: 46
Total number of black women: 6 (2 celebrities)
Total number of Asian women: 0
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 1 (Jessica Alba?)

Total number of fashion spreads: 3
Total number of black women: 0
Total number of Asian women: 0
Total number of women of ambiguous race: 0

Even though January is a slow month, there are many zeroes in the tally above. Non-white models exist! You just won't see them in today's mainstream fashion magazines — despite the fact that black models worked constantly the '80s and '90s. Advertisers know who's out there spending cash, so they attempt to show diversity in their images. But the editors still seem to think that being non-white is "unfashionable." (But guess what? Black men are totally cool and cover-appropriate!) How long are we going to look for black, Latina and Asian models? As long as the billion dollar fashion industry continues to be so blatantly color-blind.

Earlier: Merry Christmas, Black Models, Wherever You Are
Where Are All The Black Models? Let's Start By Asking Anna Wintour
Is Prada To Blame For the Lack Of Black Models?
We're Still Looking For Black Models
Men's Vogue: Not Afraid Of Black People
What's The Message Behind A Black Man In Heels On The Cover Of Vogue?

Related: Black Men Add Color (Green) to the Holidays for Major Men's Magazines [AdAge]

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Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:00:00 EST dodai http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=336241&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: January 2008 ]]> umaharper121907.jpgDo people get confused by Harper's Magazine and Harper's Bazaar? After all, the luxury goods industry is not so different from Halliburton — shameless, ubiquitous, and really talented at charging more for less. Once again, we're taking things to their (ill)logical end with our own "Harper's (Bazaar) Index", inspired by Harper's famous feature, which parses the world of big oil, big money, and Big Pharma and puts it into easily-digested numerical form. After the jump, Intern Cheryl helps me tally up the total retail "worth" of the January 2008 issue of Bazaar (hint: it's a little more than half of what 50% of NYU students would take as payment to permanently forfeit their vote), and we riff on the diets of the rich vs. the poor, newly-pregnant Lily Allen, and the dearth of female fashion designers.



(Images created by Cheryl Campbell; Click on image to enlarge)

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Earlier: The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: December 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: September 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: August 2007
The Harper's (Bazaar) Index: July 2007

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Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:30:00 EST Anna http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=335495&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Expensive Shit ]]> umaHBcover121807.jpgMost 20-somethings we know can hardly afford their rent, not to mention an entire "transition wardrobe". No matter! Like so many other fashion magazines, Harper's Bazaar lives in an alternate universe; one in which merchandise is presented in order to please advertisers, not relate to readers. So maybe we shouldn't have been surprised when, scanning the January issue's "Fabulous At Every Age: Transition Dressing" feature, we came across a $31,000 Bottega Veneta handbag, which is $23,000 more than the second-most expensive, non-jewelry accessory. (That would be a $7,500, tangerine Lana Marks bag, perfect for senior citizens like Betsy Bloomingdale!) Click on the tag to see the expensive offender.

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Related: Fela Kuti: Expensive Shit/He Miss Road [Amazon]

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Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:30:00 EST Anna http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=335016&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Loose Lips ]]> khcover121807.jpg January, 2008 ladymag cover edition! • Kate Hudson graces the cover of Vogue, and not for the first time, either. K. Hud didn't appear in a single movie in 2007, so it's good she's keeping busy posing for Patrick Demarchelier! At least her kid (click on the tag to see) is frickin adorable. • Allure chose Rihanna as its Jan. cover girl. Ri on her supposed "fling" with Josh Hartnett: "You can't even go out with a friend who's a celebrity and have a good time without people making shit up...well, at least he's good-looking, right?" She keeps it real! • Harper's Bazaar goes with Uma Thurman in metallics for their first 2008 US cover shot. A frantic-looking J.Lo is their choice for the front of the Japanese edition. [Oh No They Didn't, Just Jared, Pop Crunch]

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Kate and Ryder are mad for plaid!!!

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Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:45:00 EST Jessica http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=335217&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 'W' Cover Model Hilary Swank Rings In New Year By Popping Pills ]]>