• Newly ginger Khloe Kardashian has, as they say, a bun in the oven.

• This is it! This weekend, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden will get married.

• Prince William popped the question! He asked Kate Middleton to marry him! The press can no longer call her Waity Katie!

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It's true! Or else, why would the Daily Mail say it? Indeed, the whole phenomenon of buying stupidly expensive duds for kids who get them filthy and then outgrow them a week later has been dubbed the "Suri Cruise Effect:"

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• Russell Brand on the Kanye West incident at the VMAs:

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• So much Oscar gossip! For instance:

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• Jett Travolta's autopsy was performed today and a source says he died of "seizure disorder." The report went directly to the family, meaning, the media won't be picking it apart. [People, TMZ]

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