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whats_in_a_name
07/07/09

In reply to In One Basket
If there are any Jezzies interested I happen to have some man eggs I would be willing to donate. Normally I wouldn't donate them, but times are hard, and I trust you all to raise them well.

/irony
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alouette
07/07/09

@whats_in_a_name: I'll only take 'em if I can cover them with cheese on a toasted bagel. Just saying.
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Bigmouth Strikes Again
07/07/09

In reply to In One Basket
Looks like an iStockphoto that wasn't properly obtained...
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Cerridwen
07/07/09

@Bigmouth Strikes Again: You noticed that too, eh?
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Ultraprison!
07/07/09

In reply to In One Basket
I actually looked into this. Turns out if ANYONE in your immediate family takes antidepressants, you're ineligible - at least at the clinic I was looking at.

So as if having depression wasn't bad enough, now I'm sad too :(
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mfnher
07/07/09

In reply to In One Basket
Ha! My cubemate donates her eggs as often as they let her. It's a pretty decent amount of money, but I don't think it would be something I could do. I'm pretty sure I'd fail the psych evaluation, too.
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PrarieMuffin
07/07/09

@mfnher: There are so, so many reasons I can't donate my eggs. Fuck, I can't even donate blood. I'm pretty sure these genes are meant to die with me.
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Francie Nolan
07/07/09

@mfnher: You can donate eggs? So many questions. How do they extract them? How long does it take? Does it hurt? I have to go look this up.
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mfnher
07/07/09

@Francie Nolan: It seems kind of miserable, actually. She gets super bloated and uncomfortable with all the injections she has to take. And she gets cysts. Not fun.
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Francie Nolan
07/07/09

@Francie Nolan: So they give her fertility drugs? How often does she go in to donate?
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mfnher
07/07/09

@Francie Nolan: @Perpetual Ingenue: She does it a couple times a year. She's done it about five or six times. She has kids of her own. She works with me in non-profit; I understand needing the money. She's decided one more time. Last time she got the check she paid off credit cards and bought her kids a wii.
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PrarieMuffin
07/07/09

In reply to In One Basket
So, how's that abstinence only sex ed working now?
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Dodgergirl
07/07/09

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In their defense, those guys were actually seahorses, and they were just a little confused about the way their reproduction works. Abstinence-only eduction hurts seahorses, too.
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CurtCole
07/07/09

In reply to In One Basket
Let's hope those guys were automatically blackballed.
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captainhaddock
07/07/09

@CurtCole: Well done.
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captainhaddock
07/07/09

@captainhaddock: LOL, assuming that was "pun intended." Otherwise... Ahem, yes, I agree.
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CurtCole
07/07/09

@captainhaddock: yup, pun intended.
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whats_in_a_name
07/07/09

@CurtCole: Or blueballed, whichever strikes the clinic staff as more appropriate
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Viva La Diva
11/10/08

In reply to The Real OC
I want them to cancel this show stat and order nothing but new episodes of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta". I haven't found a more entertaining show in I don't know how long. I want to see Kim explore her country music "career" in depth.
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bluebears
11/10/08

@Viva La Diva: well i still want to watch the OC Housewives but I agree in the superiority of the ATL ho's.
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stacyinbean
11/10/08

In reply to The Real OC
"Though Rossi openly admits that she's not physically attracted to Jeff, she does call him her Prince Charming and acts as his primary care giver during his cancer treatments."
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Samanthrax
11/10/08

In reply to The Real OC
I'm struggling to pay rent. That's all.
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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
11/10/08

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With the recession, they may have to go back to their ORIGINAL HAIR COLORS!!!!

GAAAHHHHH!!!
Brown! No, not BROWN!!
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TheFormerJuneBronson
11/10/08

In reply to The Real OC
But the question is, what will the Real Housewives of Worcester County be up to? Answer: maximizing a $10 giftcard at Kohl's by using it in conjunction with a 50% off bath towels sale.

Glamorous!
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theysaidwhat
11/10/08

@TheFormerJuneBronson: Galmorous, perhpas. Smart? Definitely!
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Gael
11/10/08

In reply to The Real OC
What's wrong with being nouveau riche? I always get a feeling that you're mocking them for this whenever you post about it. Meh.
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stacyinbean
11/10/08

@Gael: I'd say it's the attitude of most of these women that make the nouveau riche look a bit pathetic... Naturally there is nothing wrong with becoming wealthy, but the attitudes and behaviors of these women because of their new found money are kind of sad. And the behavior of their children is even more awful.
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bluebears
11/10/08

@stacyinbean: as opposed to the behavior of the children of the long time rich? paris hilton anyone? not to be argumentative. can we agree they are all vile?
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ceejeemcbeegee is not here
11/10/08

In reply to The Real OC
I'm so looking forward to continuing to not watch this show.
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angryblackgurl
11/10/08

@ceejeemcbeegee: I agree, and I won't watch Atlanta either!!
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hatepaperdoll
11/10/08

In reply to The Real OC
"Instead of hiring chauffeured limos for our weekly Girls Night Out, we'll just drive drunk! It's called fiscal responsibility, people."
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