There's the usual gloom, sex, scandal and, ahem, 50 Cent's makeup line - today, but first, brace yourselves: Michelle Obamahas not RSVP'd to Fashion Week. This woman's priorities are way out of whack! [WWD]
Gwen Stefani's soon-to-be-released Harajuku Lovers fragrance collection comes with dolls that look just like her own Harajuku girl back-up dancers. WTF. [WWD, sub req'd]
OMG is Britney Spears going to "collaborate" on a clothing line with Ed Hardy? Like whoah. [Star]
The newest Donatella-designed Versace watch retails for …