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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    11/04/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    Ah, neoteny...Encouraging us to gurgle over deadly beautiful creatures since the Dawn of Time.

    Nice, nice kittehs. #happyhumpday
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    11/04/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    I want to snuzzle them! #happyhumpday
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/04/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    If puppies' paws smell like corn chips....what do lions' paws smell like? #happyhumpday
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/04/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Crab cakes, obviously. #happyhumpday
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    11/04/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Cheetos? #happyhumpday
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/04/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Hearted. #happyhumpday
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/04/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: My dog starts to smell like corn chips a few weeks after her bath. I know it's time to bathe her again when the smell progresses from Fritos to Campbell's Vegetable Beef Soup. Mmmm (not).
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/04/09

    @Kivrin: Awww....gross. #happyhumpday
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    11/04/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Ditto. #happyhumpday
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    You can't hide your lion eyes. #happyhumpday
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/04/09

    @sweet_communist: Great minds below! #happyhumpday
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/04/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Drat, beaten to it! #happyhumpday
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    Image of justcallmeangel justcallmeangel
    11/04/09

    @sweet_communist: But do lions smize?? #happyhumpday
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/04/09

    @justcallmeangel: Tyra is conducting exhaustive research at this very moment to find out for sure. #happyhumpday
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/04/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    "Goddamn right, we're growlin' at the visitors! Know why? 'Cause we're FIERCE, that's why! ROOOOAAARR!"

    Nice try, cublets. You're just a bunch of wittle cuddlers, aren't you? #happyhumpday
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    I'm imagining how good they smell. It is making my (horrendously shitty) day. Thank you, murderous baby kitties! #happyhumpday
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    They can't hide their lion eyes. #happyhumpday
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    Image of frugal frugal
    10/28/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    Interesting, last time I saw Richard, he was in KW's stomach. #happyhumpday
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    I'm on yer porch, eatin the froots of yer labur. #happyhumpday
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    So cute, yet so rabid. #happyhumpday
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    10/28/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    BRAAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS #happyhumpday
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    10/28/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    Oh, hai. Me, I'm just putting the finishing touches on your pumpkin carving. It looks better already, agree? #happyhumpday
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    10/28/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    I think it's irresponsible for the Bristol Zoo to house a raccoon zombie, and allow it to feast on the braaaaains of defenseless pumpkins. What's next, vampire lemurs and werewolf zebras?
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/28/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    An Actual Phonecall from Brother LaComtesse Several Years Ago

    BLC: Hey LaComtesse.
    LC: Hey, Ahki! What’s up?
    BLC: I have a question for you.
    LC: Okay.
    BLC: What would you say is the greatest woodland creature?
    LC: *without hesitation and with authority* The answer is the raccoon.
    BLC: That IS the correct answer. I’m kind of surprised you said so: no one agrees with us.
    LC: I’ve been thinking about raccoons a lot lately.
    BLC: ME TOO!
    LC: NO SHIT!
    BLC: And they really are the greatest of the woodland creatures!
    LC: No doubt! They wash their food before they eat it! I challenge you to name another animal that does that.
    BLC: Let me tell you, I can’t think of one.
    LC: For one does not exist.
    BLC: *in a whisper* Greatest. Woodland. Creature. #happyhumpday
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/28/09

    @LaComtesse: They beat the shit out of squirrels and possums, IMO. But foxes are a real contender. #happyhumpday
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    Image of keldo keldo
    10/28/09

    @BeckySharper: Someone once said that "a fox is a wolf bringing flowers". I love them. #happyhumpday
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    10/28/09

    @LaComtesse: we used to live near a river and at night 3 young raccoons came to our sliding glass door. we rushed to the door and threw out some peanuts we kept for the squirrels.

    after that the raccoons came every night. i'd open the sliding glass door, sit on the floor and hand peanuts to these 3 young raccoons. they each waited their turn.

    then one time i started giving them 1-2-3 peanuts each, at a time. they'd each take their 3 peanuts from me, and the one next in line knew when it was "3" because then he'd put his hand out, knowing it was his turn. they are so so so smart. and they were so shy and polite with me.
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    10/28/09

    @BeckySharper:

    possums maybe, but we've got some pretty sharp gray squirrels in our area. any animal with good dexterity in their hands is going to figure out how to take advantage of this skill when it comes to finding food! #happyhumpday
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    10/28/09

    @BeckySharper: While I agree on the awesomeness of both raccoons and foxes, I will not stand for anyone- ANYONE- besmirching or belittling the most adorable and noble of all the woodland creatures. That being the squirrel. The Noble Squirrel, as they are properly called. (By me.) I have a kinship with them, see. Thus, to talk smack about them is to talk smack about my furry, be-tailed brothers. Please respect The Squirrel. Because they're like mini kittens that live in trees. And how adorable is that?

    You're right about the possum, though. Those things are gross. #happyhumpday
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/28/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: So if I told you that my mom calls them "fluffy-tailed rats", would I have a throw-down on my hands? #happyhumpday
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    10/28/09

    @BeckySharper: You would indeed.

    *cracks knuckles* #happyhumpday
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/28/09

    @keldo: They are delightful, both the red and the gray ones. #happyhumpday
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/28/09

    @msAnthrope: 0_0 I can haz raccoonz politelee askin meh fer noms, plz?

    @BeckySharper: Foxes ARE. Especially if you watch the YouTube sensation "fox jumping on trampoline" or The Mighty Boosh’s episode "The Tale of Crack Fox." #happyhumpday
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/28/09

    @LaComtesse: [www.youtube.com]

    Or when they jump over lazy dogs! #happyhumpday
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    10/28/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I love cute animals, but have a special place in my heart for they funnier looking ones...so I really like possums. I've encountered many and I think they're deeply misunderstood creatures.

    Come to think of it, I can't think of any woodland creatures that I don't like - bunnies, squirrels, foxes, raccoons, chipmunks, birdies, deer, etc. #happyhumpday
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    10/28/09

    @WashingMyHair: I think it's the hanging-by-the-tail thing that creeps me out. Plus their pink, pudgy hands..... Possums just aren't for me. Also, is it weird that just in the last year or so, I've become a bird person? Like I always liked them, but lately I am fascinated by them and it's kind of strange that I never bothered with them too much before. The finches are around this time of year and oh my God are they cute. #happyhumpday
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    10/28/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: No weird at all, I can totally relate. A few years ago, I purchased some bird books and would sit on my sun porch and watch the birds through binoculars. In a million years, it's something I never though I'd see myself doing #happyhumpday
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    10/28/09

    @BeckySharper:

    we had one little guy who apparently was the product of a mixed marriage~~ he had a gray squirrel body but giant tufted red squirrel ears! adorable! #happyhumpday
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/28/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Possums also hiss and spit and are generally bad-tempered. There was a big one that used to corner one of our smaller dogs from time to time. And the naked wormy prehensile tail is kinda skeevy looking. #happyhumpday
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day!
    My parents would be happy to make a donation of racoons to British zoos--trapping them with cat food and releasing doesn't seem to be helping with the endless trash-can raids/tangles with neighborhood pets. #happyhumpday
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