The Obamas Really Want You to Have an Excellent Father's Day
Can we talk about how much we’re going to miss these perfect, perfect people?
Charlie Sheen: Denise Richards a 'Heretic Washed Up Piglet Shame Pile'
In honor of Father’s Day, the mild and graceful Charlie Sheen took to Twitter in order to compliment his ex-wife and mother of his children, Brooke Mueller. Then, turning his attention Denise Richards, his other ex-wife and mother to his other children, he let fly lines of misogynist, free-verse vitriol.
What I Learned About Anxiety When My Dad Got Circumcised at Age 68
My phone vibrated against my hip, alerting me to a text message. “Had to take your daddy to the doctor,” Mama’s text read. “There were problems with his circamsite.”
Let's Hear It For Goofy Dads
It’s Father’s Day, so let this be the year we all finally recognize that dads and their goofy dad stuff—monster faces, silliness, mockery; perhaps even dad jokes, if the judges are feeling lenient—could be as essential to childrearing as any of that mom stuff. Or, at least, that a Platonic ideal of “mom” is not the…
Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we explored the life of a hermit, wished our dads a Happy Father's Day, discovered our cliched bromance character, passed on some advice to the class of '09, and totally out-sparkled Twilight Ken.
Happy Father's Day, Dad
I was supposed to be a boy. The doctor had told my mother to expect a small blob with male bits in early 1981, based on some wacky 80s unscientific guesstimation that apparently did not include an actual sonogram. Whoops!
Mya Has Been Having Reeeeally Healthy Relationships With Men In The Time Since You Last Heard Her On The Radio
'Raising Mya, I taught her that men want sex from the very beginning,' he says. 'Roses and dinner are just a prelude to what's to come — pardon the pun.'
Meet Mya's dad Sherman Harrison! interviewed him for its cover profile of the R&B chanteuse, a story that proves the whole "if they say interesting shit it doesn't…
