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    More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case

    Japanese "Princess Girls" Live Life Like A Fairy Tale
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    Somebody help me please! I am surrounded by these douchey millionaire husbands who are shafting their exes--Peter Brant, Steve Phillips, Jim Nantz, and Bob Haldeman. Must be something in the water here in Fairfield County..... #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    It seems so unfair that such detestable people should have the wherewithal to purchase such great art. I hate that all those Cindy Shermans and Basquiats are in these two's hands. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    When I got divorced it was basically who wants the salad spinner and who wants the electric can opener. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @sassyredhead: I hope you got the can opener. Basic survival depends on the ability to open canned food. At least it does if I'm the one cooking. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    Add Ms. Seymour to the list of beautiful people who are probably aliens because they never age. If this woman has an addiction problem, I need one too. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    There is literally nothing about this mess that doesn't make me vomit. They are so fucking despicable that they absolutely deserve one another. It's a pity the marriage didn't work out. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Tchotchke: Also, I really hate that I am so childish that I went here, but: It saddens me that Stephanie Seymour is such a miserable, nasty person and still so incredibly beautiful. Life is not fair. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Tchotchke: My old girlfriend in San Diego used to cut SS's hair and she was in fact a nasty, mean, pretentious, arrogant and altogether unlikable person. She was so "me-me-me" she made even the most egotistical diva look like a humble version of Mother Teresa. She was dumb as a bag of dirt and made no bones about using her snootch to get what she wanted. I did not like her, not at all. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @I_can_still_pitch: There was an anecdote in the Kurt Coabin biography "Heavier than Heaven" about Stephanie Seymour. I think this was at the 1993 MTV VMAs, while she was still dating Axl, and right after Courtney Love gave birth to Frances.

    As the story goes, Axl Rose and Stephanie approached the Cobains backstage to start a fight. Axl insulted Kurt and their child, Kurt then asked Axl to be Frances' godfather. Stephanie, feeling left out, walked over to Courtney, who was boucing Frances on her knee and sneered, "Are you a model?" to which Courtney replied, "No, are you a brain surgeon?" Stephanie stuttered and then walked away.

    Obviously, I have never met SS in person, but I've heard many stories by people who have and each one is worse than the last.
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    11/06/09

    @Tchotchke: believe them. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @thatgirlinnewyork: Really? Do you have intel? PM if you want to share. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    I toss my Picassos like salad. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: I throw mine like a frisbee. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @badmutha: I play cornhole with my Warhol #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    I effing love it when even the lawyers say their clients are liars. Gotta love it when you've been doing it for so long that cynicism wins over a zealous defense. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    She should have stuck with Axl Rose. Their divorce would probably have been more sane. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Ruby_de_la_Booby: I'm imagining an alternate reality where she and Axl Rose got married, it didn't rain during their reception, no one jumped through the cake, she didn't die, Guns N Roses never broke up, Slash and Axl were BFFs, and GNR produced wonderful albums every year on the dot. I wish I lived in that world. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Dictator for Life: What about tongue kissing? Would they have tongue kissed after the vows...because that image is forever burned on my brain. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Dictator for Life: Because of this I had to go watch the video again ... and I'm still confused as to how she died. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @tstreur: Well, it started raining, and then she died. So obviously she was made of sugar, and she melted. I think. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Dictator for Life: Oh! Right! I completely forgot that all supermodels and strippers are made of sugar and smell of cupcakes ... Thanks for reminding me! :) #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    Where is her bellybutton? #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: Brant got it in the divorce settlement. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    I can't take these fucking people seriously. #stephanieseymour
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    11/20/08

    In reply to Japanese "Princess Girls" Live Life Like A Fairy Tale
    And I was feeling guilty about spending $90 yesterday on pretty clearance rack fashions for my trip home next week...
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    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    11/20/08

    In reply to Japanese "Princess Girls" Live Life Like A Fairy Tale
    In small doses, it is kawaii.


    Still, I couldn't help thinking of the article I read about the Japanese housewife who every day takes out her collection of 200 Teddy Bears and carefully cleans them and then puts them away. (It takes several hours.)


    Her husband, an architect who loves Europe....


    Is that where he tends to hang out, instead of with his wife?

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    11/20/08

    In reply to Japanese "Princess Girls" Live Life Like A Fairy Tale
    Dear Ladies,


    You look a little bit like Baby Jane.


    Love,
    Baby Jane

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    11/20/08

    In reply to Japanese "Princess Girls" Live Life Like A Fairy Tale
    She's ***36*** years old?!!! She acts like a fucking 4 year old. She looks ridiculous, and it's creepy as hell the way her husband treats her like a spoiled daughter.
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    11/20/08

    @sunshowers: Yeah, I find the girlish giggling and cutesy mannerisms very offputting. It's like, "Act your age, darnit!"
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    11/20/08

    In reply to Japanese "Princess Girls" Live Life Like A Fairy Tale
    Thanks to that site, now all I can picture is Jesus as a rhinestone cowboy.
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