• dirt bag

    Kissing Sean Penn: "Dry"

    • Sean Penn: Lousy gay lover! Diego Luna was asked about kissing Sean for Milk and said, "It was...dry." He added: "I guess he was thinking about Franco." But costar James Franco claims kissing Sean was "fine." Not hot, steamy, fun. Fine. [E!]
    • Britney's youngest son, Jayden, has been released from the hospital. He was rushed to the emergency room on Sunday is because he had an allergic reaction to something he ate. The 2-year-old had hives, was itchy and irritable. The family is "just not sure" what triggered the reaction. [Page Six, TMZ]
    • Madonna had a dinner party at her apartment and invited her non-Kabbalah friends, so they could meet her "friend" Alex Rodriguez. [Mirror]
    • Madonna let Guy see his sons! There's a picture of Rocco and David at the airport, hugging Guy. Apparently Madonna has a list of demands that Guy must meet while the kids are with him in London. It includes a ban on TV, non-organic food and clothes not sent by her. For some reason, can't you picture Guy getting the kids hopped up on sugar and Disney cartoons? [Daily Mail]
    • People and Us Weekly put Barack Obama on their covers, and those issues sold extremely well. America wasn't interested in Jennifer Aniston or Suri Cruise last week? Really? [MSNBC]
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    9:00 AM on Tue Nov 11 2008
    By Dodai
    6,312 views, 121 comments

    Most discussed tscheese: Gee, Sarah Silverman, you sure have me in stitches with your rapier wit. Woo. more »

  • dirt bag

    Gerard Butler Punches Pap, Earns Anna Wintour's Love

    • So you know how Gerard Butler kicked a paparazzi's ass yesterday? He was definitely provoked. After Gerard allegedly got out of the limo and punched the dude in the face, the photog continued following Butler for more than an hour before going to the hospital. Plus, he called a lawyer before calling the cops. [TMZ]
    • Oooh! Anna Wintour has a crush on Gerard Butler! Get in line, lady. Or put him on the cover of Vogue! [Page Six]
    • Did you notice how Brad and Angelina stopped in New Orleans before heading back to France? Totally on purpose! An insider says: "Brad wanted to check on the progress of the houses being built in the Ninth Ward." And someone else says: "With just a handful of weeks before the presidential election, they wanted to subtly remind everyone that New Orleans is still in recovery mode." [E!]
    • Um, Angelina is in a new glossy version of The Bible. [Drudge Retort]
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    9:00 AM on Thu Oct 9 2008
    By Dodai
    6,476 views, 136 comments

    Most discussed AthertonMerriweather: I love how let down Jon Stewart is by John McCain. Up until McCain picked Sarah Palin, Jon had a more »

  • tweenage wasteland

    Dismayed By Miley's Displays Of Sexuality, Disney Assembly Line Creates Two Replacements

    We already suspected that the Disney factory manufactures tween starlets like plastic widgets, but we had no idea that production has gone into super overdrive since the Miley Cyrus/ Vanity Fair "nude" debacle. The Wall Street Journal reports that "Talent development has taken on new urgency since April, when Vanity Fair magazine published photos of the 15-year-old Ms. Cyrus with only a bedsheet covering her torso." Hannah Montana ratings have declined, the Journal points out, and so Disney is attempting to replace Miley with 15-year-old actress/singer Demi Lovato by using a "multimedia blitz that is aggressive even by Disney standards." So Lovato is being touted as the "New Miley," but just last month, another pretty, Texas-born Hispanic girl was declared heiress to the Cyrus juggernaut. People called Disney's Wizards of Waverly Place star Selena Gomez the next Miley, and it turns out that Lovato and Gomez (pictured here — Lovato is on the left) are "best friends" who have their own YouTube channel wherein they discuss things like their matching "True Love Waits" purity rings. More »

    1:30 PM on Tue Jun 17 2008
    By Jessica
    9,016 views, 117 comments

    Latest by beatrice2000: @descent_into_votd: Like Stacey Q., who was a one-hit-wonder but worked as an escort before her fame. Or that Madonna blew more »

  • the dangerous look for girls

    15-Year Old On Miley Cyrus: "I Don't Want To Be That"

    So what do actual 15-year old girls think of the whole Miley Cyrus-Annie Leibovitz Vanity Fair shoot? The New York Times decided to ask some (specifically students at Manhattan's Beacon School), as featured in an article in today's Metro section. "My friend loves her," said one girl, "Well, she love-hates her. [And] she called her a slut [when she saw the Vanity Fair photos]." She went on. "Is this who we're supposed to be growing up to be? I don't want to be that. It's sending a message that girls are supposed to be whores. It's like you only get so many years to be a child, and then once you're an adult, you're an adult for, like, 100 years. That's it. Welcome to adulthood. There's no turning back." More »

    3:20 PM on Fri May 2 2008
    By Jennifer
    9,195 views, 143 comments

    Latest by TeenageGangDeb: @sanibelly: Let's LOCK UP every 15-year-old in the country in a fucking basement, repress their (scientifically proven! Uh-oh!) "growing up" urges more »

  • the naked truth

    Miley Cyrus Is Not The Innocent Victim That Disney Makes Her Out To Be

    People are really freaking out about the Miley Cyrus "topless" Vanity Fair photographs. Disney is blaming photographer Annie Leibovitz., saying that she and VF created a situation "to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines." Vanity Fair is standing by the images, emphasizing that Cyrus's "parents and/or minders were on the set all day," and Leibovitz is calling the photos "very beautiful." Cyrus has issued a public apology over the photos, but I guess what bothers me about the situation is not that a 15-year-old has been sexualized, its that the scenario has taken away her agency entirely. More »

    4:00 PM on Mon Apr 28 2008
    By Jessica
    35,517 views, 197 comments

    Latest by Runeshai: Why don't we just attack the amateur porn wave that's enveloped the internet in recent years? Isn't that almost more »

  • toy stories

    Barbie Sales Flatten Worldwide -- Are Bratz & Miss Bimbo To Blame?

    Several financial news outlets are discussing Mattel's falling first-quarter results, and most place the blame squarely on the slim shoulders of a certain doll named Barbie. Barbie, which was introduced in 1959, is now first-runner-up for the under-12 set, in part because of competition from edgier, increasingly-popular brands like Bratz and Hannah Montana dolls and in part because of the emergence of web-based toys. According to Portfolio, "Children want Web-based toys, and they want them at younger and younger ages" the magazine cites the success of interactive toys like Webkinz, and let's not forget the potential pleasures of Miss Bimbo). But the real reason Portfolio believes that Barbie is no longer the reigning beauty queen in toy world is because "at 49, Barbie is becoming obsolete." More »

    9:30 AM on Tue Apr 22 2008
    By Jessica
    4,243 views, 110 comments

    Latest by GrosvenorLubooian: The creators are irresponsible. I would never create a bimbo. Miss Bimbo is probobly the worst game for little children. more »

  • snap judgment

    Millionaire Miley Cyrus: She's Lovin' It

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