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serenepanic
03/17/09

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People.com says that in addition to suing several corporations, DJ AM and Chris Baker's widow are suing the estates of the two pilots. I just cannot get behind suing the "estates" of the deceased. The estate belongs to the family of those who passed - who are going through a lot already, right? It boggles my mind and it infuriates me!!!!!!!!!
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littlebunnyfoofoo
03/17/09

@serenepanic: This! Yes! And Travis Barker did the same thing. It made me sick when I read that last year. And they filed right before Christmas. Punitive damages, no less, which are considered financial "punishment". The children of the dead pilots are supposed to be financially punished for a plane crash they had no part in??!!! Really??? Children?

Disgusting.
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Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch
03/17/09

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Clive honey, there is no way you would lose a battle of the wits with Julia. She doesn't give off the impression of being too heavily armed...
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Maulleigh
03/17/09

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I tried watching the KINGS show online, and there was this REALLY LOOOOONG SCENE of a military rescue of hostages and I'm like, "Where the hell is this going?!!!" I turned it off.
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Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch
03/17/09

@Maulleigh: I'm debating getting into Kings. On one hand, the premise doesn't appeal. OTOH, I would watch Ian McShane read the phone book, so maybe...
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CordeliaShirley
03/17/09

@Maulleigh: I watched the whole thing, and for about the first two thirds of it, I agreed with y'all, thinking "eh, when it's over I'll probably never watch it again-" but then BAM BAM BAM good scene followed by good scene and then another good scene! It's like they saved all the awesomeness for the last third. If you can get through that first part, it really is worth it.
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TRexstasy
03/17/09

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I am officially asking you guys to help me interpret this Amy Winehouse dream. I dreamed that she was sitting across from me in a black jacket and pants and she looked so fresh and pretty. Her hair was short and curly and her skin looked fantastic and I said, "How are you doing, Amy?"

And she said, "I'm nervous. It's my first day."

"You'll do great," I said, "And you look so pretty today."

"I do?" she said, "Oh, thank you." And she dabbed at her eye because she was starting to tear up.

And then I woke up.

I was totally convinced that I was going to turn on the computer and find out that she'd died.
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water baby
03/17/09

@TRexstasy: Hmm...not really sure what the dream means but I am curious: why'd you assume this dream meant she'd died?
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TresJolie
03/17/09

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Dictator is not the first word I'd use to describe a child...
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water baby
03/17/09

@TresJolie: Lol really? Most kids I know are pretty damn bossy...they all think they're the center of the world.
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margareita metermaid
03/17/09

@water baby: yeah-- dictator is one of the first words i'd think of in describing some of the kids i've nannied. in a loving way, of course.
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dreamweave
03/17/09

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Am I the only one that always thinks of the morning after pill when I hear the name of Brad Pitt's production company?

But mainly, please, please, Natasha make a full recovery.
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morninggloria
03/17/09

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Jason Bourne > James Bond
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lilbobbytables
03/17/09

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Fox's Roger Friedman on Julia Roberts: "She was rude, downright nasty, and dismissive. She snubbed me in front of other people to make her point… Her behavior was unexpected and chilling."

I am not Julia Roberts' biggest fan, by far, and think she has done some crap things in her personal life, but I can't hate on her for snubbing Friedman. From what I can gleam, he seems like an asshat.
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water baby
03/17/09

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Somehow I find it highly ironic that Brad Pitt's film company is called Plan B.
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KittyKittyCat
03/17/09

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Does anyone else see a slight resemblance between Miley and a vampire in that picture? Or did my weekend in Seattle turn me into a vampire spotter?
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kaiwhakamarie
03/17/09

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Heath Ledger + Modest Mouse = WIN. I can't wait to see that.

And damn that Family Guy. I hate hate hate it.
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GeorgeFayne
03/17/09

@kaiwhakamarie: It's just not funny.
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graham_but_not_a_cracker
03/17/09

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Dear Jesus' ex-girlfriend,

Jealous much?

love, Graham
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cuteasabutton
03/17/09

@graham_but_not_a_cracker: Word.
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Bryn
03/17/09

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Also: I hope the new Bourne movie doesn't make me want to vomit with its woozy camera work. I loved the last one right up until I staggered out to the ladies' room.
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GirlFailer
03/17/09

@BrightonShiny: Ohh man, I'm glad I'm not the only one. My husband was laughing at me the whole time. I had to shut my eyes half the movie. I get crazy motion sickness though. I can't even swing my kids at the park.
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water baby
03/17/09

@BrightonShiny: I'm glad I'm not the only one! I literally felt sick to my stomach the entire time I watched what I believe was the second one. I basically had to close my eyes and wait for it to be over.
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rednrowdy
03/17/09

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windborne odors from bob dylan's port-o-potty can't be any worse than the windborne odors from the nyc subway...especially in the summer.

malibu citizens = lightweights!
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Ailatan
03/17/09

@rednrowdy: The answer my friend is blowin in the wind...
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margareita metermaid
03/17/09

@Ailatan: Ok, I was waiting for this one. Jez set it up so perfectly-- and thank god somebody went for it, otherwise i'd have to assume bob is just too boring these days...
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R_Claw
03/17/09

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Never has a truer headline been written. Well played ladies, well played.
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