Bust out the meow mix because a FUCKING CAT came in third in Virginia's Senate race. With 6,000 votes, no less! Hank the Cat ran on a pro-feline, job-creation, unlimited access to Fancy Feast (salmon supreme flavor) platform. This is not a joke, this is our reality. Well, maybe it's both, but CATZ 4 PREZ IN 2016.
Tired of politics as usual? Looking for someone who will bring real change and maybe some dead mouse parts to Washington's bedroom threshold as a sort of fucked up gesture of allegiance? Well, then have we found the candidate for you. He's a cat, and he's running for Senate in Virginia.