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    Study: Oxytocin Makes For Jealous People, Angry Hamsters

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    08/06/09

    In reply to Study: Oxytocin Makes For Jealous People, Angry Hamsters
    It's certainly a plausible explanation for some of the drama on Livejournal.
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    Image of funzette funzette
    08/06/09

    In reply to Study: Oxytocin Makes For Jealous People, Angry Hamsters
    the oxytocin diaries

    sept 4, 2001
    current mood: romantic!
    currently listening to: sometimes when we touch, l. hill
    met the dreamiest hamster(DH) today! DH and i cuddled in the woodchip pile. couldn't drag self away! he told me nobody has ever gotten him the way i do.

    sept 13, 2001
    current mood: uneasy
    currently listening to: no one's going to love you more than i do, band of horses.
    DH has a new lab partner (LP). she giggles too much. thinking of throwing her down garbage shoot. hahahahaha, just kidding.
    :|

    Sept 20, 2001
    current mood: pleased
    currently listening to: soundtrack from twin peaks: fire walk with me
    so over it. they deserve each other. it's really a shame about his new incontinence issues, must be the new drug. how embarrassing for him!
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    08/06/09

    @funzette: Awesome.
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    08/06/09

    In reply to Study: Oxytocin Makes For Jealous People, Angry Hamsters
    Man, and I thought Oxytocin was merely responsible for my being an empty, loveless hooooor. Now it's responsible for the joy I feel when I see that the girls who picked on me in middle school still have perms (thanks, facebook!). Thanks, oxytocin!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    08/06/09

    In reply to Study: Oxytocin Makes For Jealous People, Angry Hamsters
    Oh it's just a hamster, you say. Didn't you see its sharp pointy teeth!? When it smiled at you with all that schadenfreude?
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    08/06/09

    @badmutha: I was wondering too how they identified schadenfreude in hamsters. Maybe they ran a little faster in their wheel when another hamster had its alfalfa stolen? Maybe they gleefully knocked their little hamster-ball against someone's shins?
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    08/06/09

    @badmutha: One holy hand grenade will make short work of even the most schadenfreude-y hamster.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    08/06/09

    @daisen-in: You seem to have a lot of ideas.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/06/09

    In reply to Study: Oxytocin Makes For Jealous People, Angry Hamsters
    That explains the aggressive ass kickery of the University of Tennessee Lady Volunteers... they must be super jealous of all of the other teams that they play. Before each game, head coach Pat Summitt shows them computer rendered images of the other team holding hands with their boyfriends and driving really nice cars and getting highly positive write ups in Sports Illustrated.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/06/09

    In reply to Study: Oxytocin Makes For Jealous People, Angry Hamsters
    All my oxytocin must be going to the schadenfreude center of my brain.
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    08/06/09

    @wtfox?!: Mine too. I'm the least jealous person ever, but man do I revel in it each time a Republican gets caught in a sex scandal.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/06/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: There is really nothing quite like that soft, warm glow of satisfaction listening to their incoherent apologies and explanations, is there?
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    08/06/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: I appear to be missing the jealousy center in my brain too; I'd like to think I'm saving up all my oxytocin for the first animal intruder who enters my home.
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    08/06/09

    In reply to Study: Oxytocin Makes For Jealous People, Angry Hamsters
    Study: Oxytocin is found to make people nibble other people's bums.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/06/09

    @CollegeCamel: Does it also make them run on little wheels and want to bury themselves in a pile of wood shavings?
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    08/06/09

    In reply to Study: Oxytocin Makes For Jealous People, Angry Hamsters
    Rush Limbaugh is one jealous, angry hamster.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    08/06/09

    @NotChoinski: Oxytocin not oxycontin. Oxytocin is a hormone. Some abstinence only proponents claim that having sex before marriage screws you up because it messes with your oxytocin levels.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    08/06/09

    @Lymed: Doesn't make Rush any less a jealous, angry hamster though, I don't think.
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    Image of Treeless Treeless
    08/06/09

    @Lymed: Oxytocin certainly does bond people "inappropriately" sometimes . . . I support premarital everything, but sleeping with someone you know you don't like or would normally deplore is emotionally risky for this reason. The hormone can cause a person to feel attached to someone more than they may want to be. If the dabbler is aware of oxytocin's effects, it can help stave off too much relevance being attached to unexpected or unwanted post-coital feelings.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    08/06/09

    @Treeless: Right back at you. :-)
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    12/30/08

    In reply to High-Strung Hamster Has A Total Cow
    "Nope... It's still there."
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/30/08

    In reply to High-Strung Hamster Has A Total Cow
    OMG the fur - the softest fur. I lurv this day.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/30/08

    In reply to High-Strung Hamster Has A Total Cow
    The mouse is thinking "Bovine Growth Hormone...I'm doin' it wrong - look at this guy.."
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/30/08

    In reply to High-Strung Hamster Has A Total Cow
    Did anybody look at this picture and be like, "man, my cat probably wants to eat both of them!"
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/30/08

    In reply to High-Strung Hamster Has A Total Cow
    They iz friends!


    Sorry, I had to.

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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/30/08

    @The HZA.: Now I want to make a cheezburger joke!
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    12/30/08

    In reply to High-Strung Hamster Has A Total Cow
    Ah shit, I'm an ox, is this supposed to be my year?!
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    12/30/08

    In reply to High-Strung Hamster Has A Total Cow
    A calf (L) and a hamster (R)


    I love how they pointed that out.

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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    12/30/08

    @shorty63136: Wouldn't want people to confuse them.
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