What...what are you even going for here, McDonald’s? Why is any of this happening? Why are you doing this to us?!
Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which Ellie shares her gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person. In Ellie’s place, I will ask today’s most important question.
A middle-aged woman robbed the cash register at an Oklahoma McDonald's Tuesday — while wearing men's underwear paper-clipped to her face. Fast food fans beware — this cunningly disguised real-life hamburglar is still at large!