Here is an example of science gone too far.

Political costumes are a great way to show all your friends how much smarter you are than them. But thanks to the patriarchy, they can also be boring—a suit with a red or blue tie? I mean, no thank you! When I go out for Halloween, I like to do it full out. Follow these simple guides for costumes that say “My greatest…

Please do not panic, this is only a warning: Two days from now (the Friday before Halloween), Chrissy Teigen will appear on American television in a costume so horrifying that you may want to make sure your children are out of the room when you watch FABlife (your favorite afternoon show presented by Tyra Banks). No,…

Happy Halloween, dolls! I was going to make myself look extra creepy for your seasonally-appropriate viewing pleasure, but then something came up: I noticed that the man I love has been listening to a LOT of Our Lady Lana lately. Like, nonstop. I don’t know how things work in your universe, but personally I find that…

The more you think about the Salem Witch Trials, the weirder and weirder they get.

As someone who loves most major holidays, I’ve seen my fair share of neighborhood light shows put together by families to display their holiday cheer. Some are great, some are mediocre (a house down the street from me is lovingly referred to as “the house santa jizzed on” based on the fact that it’s just sparkles and…

I’m covered in flop sweat, my hands are shaking, and an itchy flush in my cheeks hints that tears are just moments away. While the Lizzie Borden Bed and Breakfast is a mere 20 miles from the Providence Amtrak station, I’ve been lost for 30 minutes and it feels like a bad sign.

Welcome, boys and GHOULS, to Jezebel’s annual Spooky Stories contest. Hope you brought your nappy bag because you’re about to wet your diaper.

When Ciara has a birthday party, she invites Beyoncé, and Beyoncé comes dressed as Storm, looking fly as hell. It’s definitely believable that, at this point, Beyoncé could control the weather. As always, Beyoncé only posed for a handful of photographs, this one comes via comedian Jeff Dye’s Twitter:

Welcome to Grim Yelp Reviews, a regular feature where we share people’s worst experiences at the worst places. This week: five little pumpkins sitting on a gate. Rotting and filled with mold and next to some neglected animals.

Keep your sexy pizza rats, your sexy Snow Whites, your sexy hashtags. The best Halloween costume ever belonged to this woman in 1930, who is clearly going as “a candleholder who’s sick of your goddamn bullshit.”

It’s a seasonal ritual, at this point—no sooner does summer wind down than the Internet is flooded with revealing Halloween costume takes on current events. Sexy Cecil the Lion? Yup. Sexy Pizza Rat? Check! Sexy Donald Trump? Absolutely.

Chuck Schumer just realized that sometimes fun comes at a cost and rather than just be cool with that like the rest of us, he’s decided to try and ruin Halloween for everyone. As one could assume given even half a second to think about it, some Halloween makeup is made in China, a country reknowned for it’s…

I’ve never really lived in a neighborhood that drew a lot of Trick-or-Treaters, but that doesn’t keep me from buying Halloween candy. Obviously, this is a task I take very seriously because, even if zero children visit my house, I want to get the as much delicious, seasonal sugar as I can for my money.

Okay, I figured out what I want to be for Halloween.

Halloween is the one time of year that most people actually cosplay. But making your own costume from scratch is actually a lot of work. So there’s a whole industry dedicated to making costumes for you... with mixed results. Here are the trashiest and most WTF costumes for 2015.

Trend alert: There are apparently a lot of people who want to dress their kids up as Cabbage Patch Kids. Coming soon to a Facebook feed near you!

Here’s Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill, dressed as a puppy killer, welcoming the warm and loving embrace of trolls across Twitter. Needless to say, they were eager to share their wit and wisdom with McCaskill. An evil villain plus an abortion-loving Democrat? This is the stuff of dreams!

You might think that grown men entering creaky houses with camera crews in search of spooky ghosts is a modern media invention of the reality TV age. But these newsreels from the 1950s prove otherwise.

Ashley Benson has been forced to apologize for dressing up as the late Cecil the Lion, whose death at the hands of an American dentist caused nationwide grief earlier this year.