So Robert Wagner thinks Audrey Hepburn was "like velvet to work with"? Clearly, the man has never sewed - unless he means she was an obnoxious, migraine-inducing pain in the ass. #jessicasimpson
@ElleL: It's too bad, bacause while not a fan, to me she's always seemed like a decent person with a good heart who's had quite a bit of bad luck in the love dept. & now with losing her dog (I would be devastated).
Also, reading my people style watch the other day & reviewing the Breast Cancer products section (after the pinkwashing article here I was curious to see who was/wasn't legit on the cause). Her pink shoes were one of only 2 items that 100% of the proceeds went to BC charity. What's crazy is that other products were major corporations such as Ralph Lauren & Estee Lauder, were only donating a portion or had caps on their donations.
Things like that and operation smile - well, I just can't help but like her... #jessicasimpson
@mikaelamac: I have always had a soft spot for her, too. She seems genuine, if not misguided in her actions/messages. But she gravitates towards these guys that are AWFUL for her. John Mayer was embarassed to be seen with her (and God only knows about the golden shower rumors), Tony Romo rode her fame coat tails and like on the field, blew it. And now Gerard Butler? Can our girl recover from this? #jessicasimpson
@ElleL: I know - she's the friend you want to take aside, shake her and say stop hooking up with these assholes!
Nice people can make poor choices & sadly for her, the whole world gets to see it played out.
Seriously, where is her friend/family member that will step in & do this for her? Maybe we need to pop a quick intervention on her for her bad choice in men. #jessicasimpson
What horribly embarrassing way is Jessica Simpson going to be broken up with this time? Is she going to have giant replica cakes made of her and Gerard for their three month anniversary, only to walk in on him in a threesome with the Olsen twins? Is she going to have an airplane painted with "GERARD & JESSICA 4 EVAR!" and grandly reveal it on the day that Gerard finds out that he's the potential father of three babies that may be his or may be Colin Farrell's? Is she going to get left at the altar on Christmas while wearing a Mrs. Claus-themed wedding dress? #jessicasimpson
my fantasy self may have to break up with my fantasy gerard butler over this. i can understand gerard getting with jen aniston, but not jessica. #jessicasimpson
@ElleL & @BlondeGoddess: let me rephrase - my head can understand gerard getting with jen aniston because she's his age, has a career that matches his, et cetera. him with jessica just makes my skin crawl. as much as he may give the "i want a dumb girl" soundbite, i don't want him to have a dumb girl. #jessicasimpson
NeNe has changed, and not for the better. I was a major fan of her first season, but she has let her fame go to her head, and she has lost focus on what made her initially appealing for the first season with her fans. Maybe she is taking notes from Dwight(he is a terrible person), but nasty, and mean are never attractive, or endearing qualities....leave that to Perez and TMZ!! #jessicasimpson
@angryblackgurl: Watching clips from the first season make me so wistful for the NeNe I fell in love with. I blame Anderson Cooper. His public adoration totally went to her head. And also, I just like blaming everything on Anderson. #jessicasimpson
Jezebel,you should be featuring that photo above-the-fold. She's drop-dead gorgeous, and looks like an actual human being in the real world, with fine lines and flyaways, and is kinda my new hero.
I'm not body-snarking; I literally jumped up in my chair in amazement when I saw a real person in a photo.
This is a role for journalism, I suppose: photoshop-averse newspaper, rather than glossy mag, celebrity coverage. What a pretty gal.
Dear Steve Martin,
You just keep getting cooler and more awesome every year. And you are a fucking phenomenal banjo player (have any Jezzies heard his banjo record? Amazing.) and I want you to come to my house and jam with me. Then we can drink whiskey. Please, and thank you.
@DandiDame: I attended an Actors Studio-style Evening With Steve Martin last month, and it was terrific. He really is 9 kinds of smooth. #jessicasimpson
@Rabbitty: This actually would make more sense though, as Butt-ler has said he wants to date a dumb pretty girl, and Jessica seems to have a thing for "manly men." #jessicasimpson
Every time someone tries to explain to me why Guantanamo a) exists and b) should continue to exist, I can't help but make a mental leap to concentration camps.
I applaud The Roots et al... anything that will get America off of soil that doesn't belong to it and abandoning the immoral torture of human beings, I support.
Can you imagine what those artists must feel like? To know that something you created is being used to attempt to "break" a fellow human being? I find that horrifying. #jessicasimpson
@SomeAuthorGirl: My golly, yes. It really isn't imaginable, is it? The creative ends to which some people will go in order to cause misery... #jessicasimpson
@yearofthewoman: I don't know if it has anything to do with her being a man. Most of her most famous songs - Holiday, Borderline, Like a Virgin, Material Girl - ie, the songs they would be using on Glee - were not written by her. In fact, a friend of mine in the music industry once told me that part of the reason Madonna still has to tour so long into her career is that she didn't make much money from her big 80s hits, since she didn't write them. I mean, who knows if that's true, but the stuff about Madonna writing her own songs has been a music industry thing for a long time it seems. #jessicasimpson
@laureltreedaphne: plus I wouldn't be surprised if her later song writing "credits" were for songs that she only nominally had a hand in writing. #jessicasimpson
@heykoukla: That was before he started talking and and the photos. I like the pretty men, but I do not like the stupid and douchy men. Those men should be seen and definitely touched, but not heard. #jessicasimpson
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah. I read that statement several times thinking I must be missing something. I'm still kindof hoping we are both misinterpreting the statement. #jessicasimpson
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: A lot of men frame their childhood sexual abuse as experimentation if it isn't violent. (And I presume some women do, too, though you don't really hear that casual, "oh, yeah, older people had sex with me but it was no biggie" from women.)
It sounds like he meant "starting at 3 or 4 and continuing on until 14..." and he refers to older boys. So it seems to me that he was molested but doesn't think of it that way. #jessicasimpson
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It's like watching a soap where two of the characters have the exact same story line. The tabs should just combine them for expediency's sake.
"Sad lonely babywanting Jennica Simsiston dumped again by football playing, Spartan crooner Gerohn Mayromobutt." #jessicasimpson
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Also, reading my people style watch the other day & reviewing the Breast Cancer products section (after the pinkwashing article here I was curious to see who was/wasn't legit on the cause). Her pink shoes were one of only 2 items that 100% of the proceeds went to BC charity. What's crazy is that other products were major corporations such as Ralph Lauren & Estee Lauder, were only donating a portion or had caps on their donations.
Things like that and operation smile - well, I just can't help but like her... #jessicasimpson
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Nice people can make poor choices & sadly for her, the whole world gets to see it played out.
Seriously, where is her friend/family member that will step in & do this for her? Maybe we need to pop a quick intervention on her for her bad choice in men. #jessicasimpson
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Not that I know any of them. #jessicasimpson
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Jezebel,you should be featuring that photo above-the-fold. She's drop-dead gorgeous, and looks like an actual human being in the real world, with fine lines and flyaways, and is kinda my new hero.
I'm not body-snarking; I literally jumped up in my chair in amazement when I saw a real person in a photo.
This is a role for journalism, I suppose: photoshop-averse newspaper, rather than glossy mag, celebrity coverage. What a pretty gal.
This is my smile-of-the-day.
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You just keep getting cooler and more awesome every year. And you are a fucking phenomenal banjo player (have any Jezzies heard his banjo record? Amazing.) and I want you to come to my house and jam with me. Then we can drink whiskey. Please, and thank you.
Love,
DD #jessicasimpson
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This stopped me from throwing a chair recently. #jessicasimpson
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My god, the depravity of Hollywood these days. People going out to dinner with multiple people, including lady friends. #jessicasimpson
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I applaud The Roots et al... anything that will get America off of soil that doesn't belong to it and abandoning the immoral torture of human beings, I support.
Can you imagine what those artists must feel like? To know that something you created is being used to attempt to "break" a fellow human being? I find that horrifying. #jessicasimpson
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Maybe Madonna cannot be likened to Lennon and McCartney because there were two of the latter?
Madonna has written most if not all of her songs with a songwriting partner.
Moreover there is a long history of women songwriters not being given due credit like their male counterparts.
If Madonna were a man, Friedman would not be saying this at all. #jessicasimpson
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Oh OK, thanks! #jessicasimpson
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I'm sure there is a Private Eye joke in there somewhere, but I just don't want to think about it anymore.
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It sounds like he meant "starting at 3 or 4 and continuing on until 14..." and he refers to older boys. So it seems to me that he was molested but doesn't think of it that way. #jessicasimpson