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    Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier

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    Image of That_little_attention_whore That_little_attention_whore
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    if you think the new Rainbow Brite is bad, wait til you see the makeover they have planned for the Snorks...
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    Image of iloveastone iloveastone
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    omg i use to sniff my cupcake doll for at least 12 hours at one time.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    I think Glo Worms are probably safe. I'm having trouble picturing a sexy bedbug. Frankly, I have a fairly dirty mind, so if I can't picture it, we might be in the clear.
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    Image of jenilane jenilane
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    Photobucket" />THIS is Rainbow Brite!
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    10/14/09

    @jenilane: Is that you when you were little? Because I, too, have a picture of me in a Rainbow Brite outfit at a tender age.
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    Image of jenilane jenilane
    10/15/09

    Yes, my mom sewed it from a pattern!
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    That cupcake doll picture is evoking olefactory memory impressions, which are supposedly impossible in humans.

    Also, at least they didn't give Twinkie a makeover. He's my favorite.
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    Image of the_pest the_pest
    10/14/09

    @pesematology: Is that true? I have very intense olefactory memory impressions quite often. That picture did it for me, too.
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    boxspelunker promoted this comment the_pest was starred the_pest was unstarred
    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    10/14/09

    @the_pest: I never even had one, but I am imagining the sickly-sweet plasticy baked smell now. I think a friend may have had one. I remember the popping sound they made with those stiff rubber skirts.

    I have olfactory memory impressions often, too. I think they're awesome. I see something, remember a smell, or smell something, and remember it. :D Maybe that's not the same thing as OMI, but close enough for me.
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    10/14/09

    @the_pest: I don't know, I read it in a poem when I was like 15.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    I'd like to know what the f'ing problem with coming up with something original is! Is it THAT hard? You get to make a CARTOON for CHILDREN and you can't do any better than copying MY CHILDHOOD?!!!!?!?!
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    Next thing you know Polly will be Pocketing makeup from CVS.
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    Holy nostalgia thread Batman!

    I hate to say it, but when they made the slutty rainbow bright costume, they started the sexifying.
    That said, what the fuck? Why are they making her into a tween? Just let her be a colorful, cuddly little kid. Rabble Rabble.

    Also, does anyone recall the Littlest Pet Shop travesty?
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    10/14/09

    @ImproperDancing: They used to look like this
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    10/14/09

    @ImproperDancing: I HAVE THAT SET OMG. They are 10x cuter that way, I think.
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    Image of Wishnick Wishnick
    10/14/09

    @ImproperDancing: I actually kind of like the new LPS style, but only because I find it vaguely creepy, and for some reason that appeals to me. Plus, bobble heads!
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    10/14/09

    @Wishnick: vaguely?
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    If someone turns Ren and Stimpy into sane, clean creatures who don't eat kitty litter and save old shaving cream I'll throw a fit.
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    10/14/09

    @Newsgirl: Agreed.
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    10/14/09

    @Newsgirl: But they can't market Nose Goblins to kids...
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    Image of sybann sybann
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    The eyes are FAR too small for manga - the proportions are fairly normal considering. I was just happy to see Latin.
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    Image of acookieaday acookieaday
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    80's cartoons were the best although I wouldn't be surprised if the animators and writers were all cokeheads. What is up with the Bratz-ification of our memories? (Also, Sailor Moon is kind of awesome, but everything in its time and place. Tuxedo Mask was a completely stupid concept though. Who knew intergalatic warfare was white tie only?)
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    Image of ladyfalcon is skin deep ladyfalcon is skin deep
    10/14/09

    @acookieaday: And Tuxedo Mask isn't even a name for a hero, anyway. It's more like a very short list of unrelated objects.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    10/14/09

    @ladyfalcon is skin deep: That is pretty much the best description ever.

    YOU'RE NOT A SUPERHERO, TUXEDO MASK, YOU ARE A SHORT LIST OF OBJECTS, SO JUST CAN IT.

    I <3 Sailor Moon.
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    Image of GatsbysLover GatsbysLover
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    The new Rainbow is like Bratz meets Lisa Frank meets 1996 Sketchers.

    Also, those Cupcake dolls smelled AMAZING.
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    10/14/09

    @GatsbysLover: Slap that picture up there on a trapper keeper and it's basically a Lisa Frank rip off!
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    Image of Lionessong Lionessong
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    I was just watching the old Rainbow Brite cartoons, er I mean researching 80's nostalgia for my son and came across this horror. I don't like the new rainbow brite at all. I did some more er research and discovered that this new brite supposedly left rainbowland to return to her family on Earth. The real rainbow brite was an orphan and she would never have left her friends! Also, they renamed Twink to Twinkle! I call shenanigans on hallmark!!

    Oh yeah and they gave Moonglo a horse, which she did NOT have in the original. And the pink girl is Tickled Pink, she did have that horse, and she's totally in charge of sunsets and sunrises. But she never had a sprite.

    What, I was doing research, that's why I know all this.
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    Well, at least they gave them foreheads.
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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    10/14/09

    In reply to Another Piece Of Our Childhood Bites The Bustier
    Not pleased about this but just you wait if you dare to modify my beloved Mon-Chi-Chi Monkey.
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    Image of winner winner
    10/14/09

    @ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): In my head, the Monchichi song always went:

    "Monchichi, Monchichi I can do karate, Monchichi, Monchichi oops I'm sorry!"

    I seriously remembered that's how the song went until a couple years ago when my sister told me I made it up as I was practicing my karate moves on her.
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