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    Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    01/08/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    OK-- so I'm laughing at the funny comments on this thread. But I can't help but wonder-- what about the patient's expectation of privacy? I mean, this woman couldn't have consented to having her name, x-ray, and freaky story blabbed to the press, right? If I ever end up with a foreign object shoved into an orifice, I hope my medical team keeps their hilarity at my expense confined to the doctor's lounge.


    Also-- why was Kinsey experimenting with toothbrush handles in his urethra?

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    Image of goldenmonkey goldenmonkey
    01/07/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    I'm impressed she could fit that thing in her ass. I'm like "closed up" in that area.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/07/09

    @goldenmonkey: In all honesty in spite of its use during sex play, closed up is generally better for butts than not closed up.
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    Image of FuryOfFirestorm FuryOfFirestorm
    01/07/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    Speaking of things that don't belong in the ass, is "gerbiling" for real? And if so, how do the people who do it get the dead gerbil out? Or do they just wait and poop it out? I'm truly curious to know this stuff...
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/07/09

    @FuryOfFirestorm: Snopes says it is probably not real. But I don't know really. There are those guys in Scotland that stick weasels in their pants to prove how manly they are.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    01/07/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    OMG - this totally happens to me all the time.


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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    01/07/09

    @2pint: so that's where went...
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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    01/07/09

    @Stabby McStabberson loves Gordon Ramsay's potty mouth: "they"
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/07/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    One reason I am finding this so funny is that on another board I am on we are having basically this same exact discussion which started 3 days ago with the mention of Kinsey poking toothbrush handles into his urethra.


    I cannot believe I would find this particular story at this particular moment. Wow. Jung was right!

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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    01/07/09

    @Tart of Darkness: On which board is this conversation taking place?
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    01/07/09

    @Tart of Darkness: After that mention of Kinsey now I'm on MAJOR clench!


    To quote my friend tscheese, "Ow. ow ow ow ow...."

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/07/09

    @Remedios Varo rides again! (frmrly LateNightQuesadilla): It's just a small discussion board of people who broke off from the old Court TV board years ago. I'll message you the URL if you're interested. (Jezzies are more interesting, though).
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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    01/07/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    may i introduce you to the rectalforeign bodies site:


    [www.well.com]


    yes it's real.


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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01/07/09

    @Stabby McStabberson loves Gordon Ramsay's potty mouth: You have just MADE my reputation at another discussion board. thx for this!
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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    01/07/09

    @Tart of Darkness: you're welcome! don't miss the barbie doll and the live artillary shell.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    01/07/09

    @Stabby McStabberson loves Gordon Ramsay's potty mouth: Wow. Bet that guy didn't count on the cavity search when he was booked....
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    01/07/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    Lube: Ur doin' it wrong.
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    Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was starred Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. was unstarred
    Image of topsy topsy
    01/07/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    If I had a nickel,...
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    Image of topsy topsy
    01/07/09

    @topsy: Sorry, I had to. Maybe she's and environmentalist trying to save the ozone layer. It's not easy being a pioneer.
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    Image of I_can_still_pitch I_can_still_pitch
    01/07/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    Packaging is certainly becoming more and more elaborate.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/07/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    Sphincter? I just met her!
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    Image of Scout Scout
    01/07/09

    @Kivrin: Rectum! Damn near killed 'em
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    01/07/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    A million to one shot, Doc. A million to one.
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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    01/07/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    Oh oh! My guess is that she was trying to bring it on the airplane because they wouldn't allow liquids in her carry-on. I have considered extreme measures when my hair products were taken away. Though, not that extreme.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    01/07/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    Maybe she was saving it to give to her best buddy's son after she gets out of the POW camp?
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/07/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    I know it is terrible and dangerous, but all I can think of is "Appalachian ER" on SNL, and I can't quit laughing.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    01/07/09

    In reply to Woman Gets Entire Can Of Hairspray Lodged Up Her Butt
    This is really scary and disturbing to me. Maybe later I will laugh...
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