Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won

David Letterman is a bona fie hero to me now: Last night he had Paris Hilton on the program, who he (sincerely? mockingly?) referred to as an "entrepreneur." (Check out the way Paris reflexively put her hand on her hip as she walked out onto the stage.) Then he took us through a heartfelt tour of some of the products… » 5/09/08 7:00pm 5/09/08 7:00pm