<![CDATA[Jezebel: hag]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: hag]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/hag http://jezebel.com/tag/hag <![CDATA[Gela Nash-Taylor & The Juicy Manor: It's Deep How She Can Be So Shallow]]> Vogue's always been good at championing the idea that being rich is awesome, and the September issue features a profile on Juicy Couture's Gela Nash-Taylor, who spends eight weeks of the year at her historic manor in the English countryside.

"It's just psychotically gorgeous," she says. South Wraxall Manor is "wildly romantic," with nine bedrooms and seven bathrooms. According to Wikipedia, the property dates from the early 15th century and is connected to Sir Walter Raleigh and Sir Robert Long and so on and so forth.

As Vogue's Plum Sykes writes,

Gela first spotted Wraxall in 2005. Lying sick in bed one day in her 1929 Spanish-style house in the Hollywood Hills, she picked up Country Life, the magazine favored by the English aristocracy, and saw the estate listed for sale. She called the broker and said she'd like to make an offer. Momentarily surprised when he suggested she visit first…

Why, yes, she was intending to purchase a multi-million dollar estate without seeing it. But of course, Gela and husband, Duran Duran bass player John Taylor, flew to check it out and "fell in love with the house." British-born Plum gushes: "I am amazed by how authentic the house appears." There's a Chinoiserie Suite; "faded blue de Gournay wallpaper that has been hand-painted with stains and watermarks to look as though it has always been there"; a Winter Room; dressing rooms, salons, et cetera, et cetera.

But don't get the idea that the woman who encouraged millions of teenagers to wear overpriced pink velour drawstring pants with the word "JUICY" on the ass is shallow.

"When I'm really stressed," she explains, "I come in here and organize my gloves, and I feel so calm. Being at Wraxall…it's heaven! It's deep."

It's not easy being surrounded by excess: Guests "plonk" themselves down on a set of 1685 red velvet chairs that were commissioned by the first duke of Leeds. The dining-table must be art-directed; dinner is five courses. And things are tough. Really, no one understands how difficult it all is:

Suddenly Gela looks at the clock and panics. It's already almost half past seven. "This is the hard part of a house like this," she says. "You're running around, and you literally never have time to dress for dinner."

Country Couture [Vogue.com]
Country Couture Slideshow [Vogue.com]

[Photographs by François Halard and Norman Jean Roy for Vogue]

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<![CDATA[Elle's A Lumberjack, And It's Okay]]> Elle recognizes that times are tough this season — that's why all its fall fashion ideas double as Halloween costumes. If you'd like to be a lumberjack, for instance, page 152 has all you need, including high heels (plaid), suspenders, and a vinyl backpack shaped like a tree trunk ($54). If werewolves are more your speed, check out p. 160 for a hat with fur extending down over the face ($2,580, or 100 silver bullets). And if you need something to carry your greasepaint around, look no further than p. 150, where you'll find a crystal-encrusted minaudiere shaped like a polar bear ($3,995, and a minaudiere is a makeup case, you uncultured swine). It's the perfect accessory for any occasion, be it a global-warming-themed champagne brunch (just place the polar bear on a dwindling ice sculpture), or an intimate Halloween gathering for 500. More Elle, after the jump.









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<![CDATA[Does This Skirt Make Me Look Fast?]]> When I swim, I routinely wear the ugliest getup possible. My bathing cap is so old it's hard. I finally got rid of my last bathing suit when I realized you could see my ass through the material. I wear these hideous items because I like my workouts to be an asocial experience, in which I pretend to be invisible. So I was disturbed by a reader's recent email about a new trend: the "running skirt". The running skirt — or "skort," a term I'll avoid from now on because it sounds like "hork" — is apparently big enough to warrant a feature in August's Runner's World magazine. According to author Kristin Armstrong — Lance's ex-wife — the modern running skirt was invented in 2004 by Nicole DeBoom, who wanted "to look pretty while kicking butt."









The skirts are now popular enough that they outsell women's capris, shorts, and pants at New Balance, and they have their own seven-city race, called the SkirtChaser. Even men get into the act.

Armstrong writes that "one of the best things about being a woman today is that we have so many options. Whether we are in the boardroom, on the home front, or on the starting line, we can bring it on like a man, but it doesn't mean we have to look like one." To my mind, however, the skirt option sucks. It doesn't help that Armstrong never mentions any real comfort advantage, or that she felt self-conscious the first time she put one on. It certainly doesn't help that Runner's World includes a skirt guide that looks pretty much like any ladymag's tips for hiding your figure flaws, including the "very slimming" New Balance Flare Skirt and the prAna Sugar Mini Skirt, whose name looks suspiciously similar to the phrase "pro-ana".

But my main objection to running skirts is best expressed in the sidebar "A Dissenting View," by Ginny Graves:

I couldn't quit thinking about The Skirt. It looks better than I usually do when I go running, but that was part of the problem; my "nice outfit" meaning more aware of my appearance — the last thing I want to be distracted by when running.

I don't want to look cute while kicking butt. I would like kicking butt (or "slowly flailing," which is what I actually do in the pool), to be one of the few activities in life when I'm exempted from looking cute. Then again, I'm not a runner. Those of you who do run, would you try a running skirt? Better yet, has anyone done so already?

The Rise of Skirt Culture: Skirt Reviews And Fit Tips [Runner's World]

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