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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    It's about as possible to get Gwyneth's ankles as it is to get her fingernails. #cankles
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    If you fatten up your thighs, the ankles look slimmer in comparison.

    Another problem solved by carbs! #cankles
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    Image of lodown lodown
    11/16/09

    @Katxyz: Or bulk up the muscles in your calves. #cankles
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    11/16/09

    @lodown: #cankles
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    George Costanza: 'Ankles? Who cares about ankles?' #cankles
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    In an effort to be different, I plan on coveting the ankles of Mr. Ernest Borgnine. I prefer to set my own trends, thank you very much. #cankles
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    Ankles are the new liposuction site for those women with too much money and no purpose in life. A doctor student of mine said the wife of a famous football player here in Spain (NOT Posh) did it and the fashion spread. #cankles
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    11/16/09

    @SarahHeartburn: I remember watching a Doogie Howser episode about a woman who was addicted to plastic surgery and she said she was getting her ankles liposuctioned next.

    I was at an impressionable age and I thought that was really weird. I switched to Star Trek TNG not long after. :) #cankles
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    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    Perfect! I've been in the market for a new right ankle. Mine isn't what it used to be, after one too many sports/drinking/crossing the street injuries. #cankles
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    Now I understand her bondage shoes...she was just protecting her ankles #cankles
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    Where do I get her smug sense of self-importance? #cankles
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    11/16/09

    @morninggloria: there's a recipe for it in Goop. #cankles
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    11/16/09

    @morninggloria: I believe it has to do with identifying your "inner aspect" and then attempting to "nourish" it. I am not sure what an inner aspect is, but I feel like it might want bok choy, royal jelly, or money. #cankles
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    Do they attach one's feet to one's legs? This is my primary concern when it comes to ankles. If they accomplish this, I consider ankles successful. #cankles
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    11/16/09

    @LaComtesse: Your standards, like your talocrural joints, are too low. #cankles
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"

    If only I'd known I could get Gwyneth's ankles, I would never have ordered these legs for Christmas. #cankles
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    Image of OneBigPear OneBigPear
    11/16/09

    @heykoukla: Fantastic!

    One of my friends has a neighbour who puts one of these up every Christmas... so awesome.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/16/09

    @OneBigPear: Ha, I hope he puts it up in the front window, because that's where it belongs. #cankles
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    Image of OneBigPear OneBigPear
    11/16/09

    @heykoukla: Oh, it is... and it's an older neighbourhood so it looks perfect! #cankles
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    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    Stars, they're just like us, except richer, with more free time, better staffed and genetically superior.
    Pish, Gwynnie may have aspirational ankles but I know she'd be green with envy over my stylish plaid flannel writin' robe and my Waffle House coffee cup. #cankles
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    Of course, you could always just kidnap her whole body. Less messy, but possibly more inconvenient. #cankles
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    To have ankles like hers, wouldn't you simply get legs and feet like hers? #cankles
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    Image of feather_spin feather_spin
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    Can I get Gwyneth Paltrow's money, instead? #cankles
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/16/09

    In reply to "A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her Lower Limb Joints"
    This story puts the ankle in rankle. #cankles
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